Unironaclly probably one of the lowest calorie ways to get drunk

by Distinct-Lion4658

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  1. I mixed ‘The Ripper’s flavour Monster with Skittles Vodka that I’d made.

    I don’t think they make that flavour anymore, which probably tells you I was a young man when I did that.

    Was very sickly sweet.

  2. this would be absolutely incredible but also leave you with the ability to taste colours

  3. Possibly the worst night I’ve had, drinking, was triple vodka red bulls for £1. Had a fair few, seems fun at the time. Then you’re utterly wankered, yet wired and unable to sleep.

    3/10. Not recommended.

  4. Yay. I started Christmas morning off with 3 Jagerbombs and lived to tell the tale. Was shitting through the eye of a needle at 4am Boxing Day but it was well worth it. Do it.

  5. Reminds me of the TVR thing I used to drink in Newcastle. Tequila, vodka, redbull. Few of those then off to Cuba Cuba when it used to do metal

  6. I love monster but can’t drink vodka since throwing it up into a random McDonald’s bag on the bus at 1am several years ago 

  7. Monster rio and vodka is the go to when I run out of beer. Only because I always seem to have a bottle in my room.

  8. A stimulant with a depressant-yeah no I like not having a heart attack😜

  9. What about voddie & cranberry instead, gets you pished & clears up your cystitis at the same time 😬

  10. I’m old enough to be the generation that, whilst in uni, Red Bull made its promotional rounds and even sponsored our summer ball. Vodka Red Bulls were given out freely and my best friend and I had so many we saw through space and time; drunk but unable to fall asleep/pass out and had to ride it like a very bad trip. I can’t go near Red Bull now. I cannot imagine what a Monster and vodka would do.

  11. My inner high school alcoholic self just vomited

  12. If I wasn’t so lazy, I would set an alarm to remind me to send you a photo of a runny fried egg at 7.30am.

  13. I drank monster and gordans gin in Uni and called in Ginergy.. so I can’t say much

  14. My brain says nay but my heart says yay, in an irregular rhythm.

  15. I’m getting flashbacks to my early 20s and that is not a good thing

  16. Looks like something I’d make when I was underage drinking in a field with friends.

    Used to mix WKD and vodka.

  17. Power to you if you enjoy it and being awake for the next week

  18. Spoons do a double vodka with white monster as a ‘mixer’

    It’s great! 😂

  19. Mango monster and vodka over plenty of ice was a favourite of mine in summer. I don’t drink at all these days though

  20. Add jager to it and some absinthe and you will have a neuraliser. A drink of my own invention which negates all memory of the night.

  21. 4loko my beloved, the children yearn for your return and make effigies, like this one, to you

  22. That looks like death – or at least wising for death when you wake up 🤢

  23. I would only drink this if I was planning on dancing extensively.

    Even then, I probably still wouldn’t. 

    I like calories, they’re delicious and they fuel my dancing 

  24. Acceptable if you’re either 17 or an aspiring cougar trying to recapture your youth through horrendous hangovers.

  25. Oof good luck OP 🫡

    Are these flavoured Monsters actually nice? I can’t stand the taste and smell of Red Bull.

  26. My drink of choice for the past 11 years has been white monster mixed with whisky, allot better than it sounds

  27. Only time i’ve ever blacked out, i was drinking this. I was dancing and drinking and then I was in bed, naked, throwing up into a washing up bowl. 10/10

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