obviously a lot of moreish crack. some pics of the twins
Probably just a quiet night in with the twins.
A nice relaxing smoke of crack
Smoothies, lots of smoothies.
I’m with Mark on this one!
“Look, if that parties too much for Hans the, excuse me, Hans, the crack addled maniac, I’m pretty confident it’ll be too much for me”
Tuna baguette and snow patrol
Scatplay and tina
Hootenanny watch party.
The heart of darkness… The fucking dirt
Running out of skins and vodka
Looking through the other end of the telescope my friend
Waiting for the endorphins to kick in and and then off to Windsor
Dude, don’t worry about them, cause they sure as hell aren’t worrying about you.
If genuinely pressed for an answer, probably a violent drugged up kinky sex party with ugly people, hardcore music and animal masks.
Big beats.
We just played some before coming to the pub.
3 types of lasagne
Celebrity Bake Off watch party…
Its going to degenerate
He’ll be down the Swan and Paedo
Something profoundly spiritual.
That’s the heart of darkness in there
4 Naans
Coldplay and Danny Dyer’s Chocolate Homonculous
New Year Resolution to quit crack.
So will last until the 2am visit to Mark with a 2×4.
Too many people brought a snake.
Some unwashed guys in a corner cooking ket on a camping hob, a white DJ in his 50’s with dreds and his top off, he’s from a squat in Brighton and knows Deek (your one mate there) mixing gabba, three people dancing – one girl with hippy clothes, one guy in bono style shades and pretty plain looking, another guy just pale and zombie like shuffling about off his head. Everyone else sat in small clicks of like three and four just monging out, tripping, or pilling hard. It’s day three.
Knitting a scarf before a group run to Windsor!
Barchester Chronicles marathon
Don’t worry about them, ’cause they’re sure as hell not worried about you!!
A lot of looking in the mirror.
I’m thinking that scene in Blade, don’t remember which movie, but if you’ve seen them you know the one.
I don’t know. Nobody knows. It doesn’t matter, it’s lost knowledge, like how the aliens did the pyramids.
CRACK….
… Lots of, moorish, crack. Yeah?!
🤙🏻🤤👍🏻
Met him once on a night out roughly around this time of year around 10 years ago in seven dials Brighton. My wife walked into one of the toilets, where one of his mates that was with him, was down on all fours, snorting right off the toilet floor. To be clear, it wasn’t super hands, but a guy who was with him, and definitely matched my expectations.
Read a newsletter earlier that started with:
In 24 hours time, you’ll either be forcing down your first goat’s milk kefir of 2026 or having your ear chewed off about chem trails in a stranger’s kitchen.
Made me think of Super Hans 🤣
I’m not affiliated but it’s football related and called The Upshot.
Just a washing machine in the middle of the room.
Four different types of lasagne, olives (mad for olives), and some good shit, real taste the difference shit
Amateur radio. Cool if you do it on your own. Get to or three hams together…urgh
The deleted orgy scene from Event Horizon.
It was just a washing machine
Scat midget orgies with 4d chess
Creating a powerful sense of dread somewhere
I don’t know but I definitely couldn’t handle it
Hans has done the hardest drugs and experimented sexually.
It won’t be anything to do with drugs or sex.
What is it, then? I have no idea. That’s the joke.
I always enjoyed the theory that it was a really tame beige vanilla affair and that’s what really disturbed Hans and Jez
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Were they doing it?
Crime. It’s the secret ingredient after all.
Definitely not monging out to some Snow Patrol.
obviously a lot of moreish crack. some pics of the twins
Probably just a quiet night in with the twins.
A nice relaxing smoke of crack
Smoothies, lots of smoothies.
I’m with Mark on this one!
“Look, if that parties too much for Hans the, excuse me, Hans, the crack addled maniac, I’m pretty confident it’ll be too much for me”
Tuna baguette and snow patrol
Scatplay and tina
Hootenanny watch party.
The heart of darkness… The fucking dirt
Running out of skins and vodka
Looking through the other end of the telescope my friend
Waiting for the endorphins to kick in and and then off to Windsor
Dude, don’t worry about them, cause they sure as hell aren’t worrying about you.
If genuinely pressed for an answer, probably a violent drugged up kinky sex party with ugly people, hardcore music and animal masks.
Big beats.
We just played some before coming to the pub.
3 types of lasagne
Celebrity Bake Off watch party…
Its going to degenerate
He’ll be down the Swan and Paedo
Something profoundly spiritual.
That’s the heart of darkness in there
4 Naans
Coldplay and Danny Dyer’s Chocolate Homonculous
New Year Resolution to quit crack.
So will last until the 2am visit to Mark with a 2×4.
Too many people brought a snake.
Some unwashed guys in a corner cooking ket on a camping hob, a white DJ in his 50’s with dreds and his top off, he’s from a squat in Brighton and knows Deek (your one mate there) mixing gabba, three people dancing – one girl with hippy clothes, one guy in bono style shades and pretty plain looking, another guy just pale and zombie like shuffling about off his head. Everyone else sat in small clicks of like three and four just monging out, tripping, or pilling hard. It’s day three.
Knitting a scarf before a group run to Windsor!
Barchester Chronicles marathon
Don’t worry about them, ’cause they’re sure as hell not worried about you!!
A lot of looking in the mirror.
I’m thinking that scene in Blade, don’t remember which movie, but if you’ve seen them you know the one.
I don’t know. Nobody knows. It doesn’t matter, it’s lost knowledge, like how the aliens did the pyramids.
CRACK….
… Lots of, moorish, crack. Yeah?!
🤙🏻🤤👍🏻
Met him once on a night out roughly around this time of year around 10 years ago in seven dials Brighton. My wife walked into one of the toilets, where one of his mates that was with him, was down on all fours, snorting right off the toilet floor. To be clear, it wasn’t super hands, but a guy who was with him, and definitely matched my expectations.
Read a newsletter earlier that started with:
In 24 hours time, you’ll either be forcing down your first goat’s milk kefir of 2026 or having your ear chewed off about chem trails in a stranger’s kitchen.
Made me think of Super Hans 🤣
I’m not affiliated but it’s football related and called The Upshot.
Just a washing machine in the middle of the room.
Four different types of lasagne, olives (mad for olives), and some good shit, real taste the difference shit
Amateur radio. Cool if you do it on your own. Get to or three hams together…urgh
The deleted orgy scene from Event Horizon.
It was just a washing machine
Scat midget orgies with 4d chess
Creating a powerful sense of dread somewhere
I don’t know but I definitely couldn’t handle it
Hans has done the hardest drugs and experimented sexually.
It won’t be anything to do with drugs or sex.
What is it, then? I have no idea. That’s the joke.
I always enjoyed the theory that it was a really tame beige vanilla affair and that’s what really disturbed Hans and Jez
Clicking their fingers to the lighthouse family.
Are they ‘doing it’?
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