I thought this was real until the third line.

Posted by Ralph–Hinkley

22 comments
  1. And we, at least the intellignet ones, know that ear cartilage doesn’t regrow quickly….

  2. So this proves that he’s a lizard man from space

  3. It’s not just me saying it. Sports Illustrated is saying it!

  4. His 🤥 grows longer every time he opens his mouth.

  5. We’ve made fun of presidents before but his delusions genuinely scare me .

  6. The ear shooting was a hoax. If they get to make shit up, so do I.

  7. Is it true that a bullet passing that close to your ear would not just take some cartilage out but blow your eardrum? Anyone with medical knowledge?

  8. Wow, how did you get it? I bought it ‘til the end. Absolutely what he would say.

  9. Fake. It doesn’t include an ALL CAPITALIZED RANT about sleepy Joe waking up from a nap and signing an executive order killing the McDLT sandwich, which we all know is the best sandwich.

  10. I feel like if he was actually shot we would never actually hear the end of it. They moved past it pretty quick. They milked it fast, and then they did not want a microscope. It was a fucking hoax. Serial projection once again.

    The man really is an idiot of the highest order. He is the perfect asshole to destroy the planet at the behest of the actual powers that be. Fucking weak, dumb, and full of shit. He was born for this job, of being a complete degenerate. A real life Biff.

  11. There we have it. Donald J.Trump, renowned for being the world’s best ear regrower.

    Which in reality he isn’t, on *many* levels.

  12. And then he said, You even heal faster than this guy named Logan I know You would like him, Nice guy weird hair.

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