One does not simply commission seven ultra-rare OpenAI watches without attracting a few “Lord of the Rings” jokes.<\/p>\n
When The Wall Street Journal reported this week on OpenAI CEO Sam Altman’s love of watches, one detail stood out \u2014 that earlier this year, he commissioned seven custom timepieces from ultra-luxe Swiss manufacturer Vanguart.<\/p>\n
The Journal reported that one watch was for Altman, while the other six were for senior OpenAI staff. The company did not immediately respond to a request for comment from Business Insider.<\/p>\n
This soon caught the attention of watch enthusiasts on X, with one account, The Luxury Watch Guy, gaining over a million views on a post about the watches. This, in turn, spawned memes, and lots of them, many riffing on Silicon Valley’s long-standing love of “The Lord of the Rings.”<\/a><\/p>\n The idea of rare, custom-built pieces of jewelry going to a select group drew an obvious parallel from X users \u2014 the “Rings of Power” in J.R.R Tolkien’s fantasy epic.<\/p>\n Rory Johnston, an energy market researcher, responded with a still from the opening of “The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring<\/p>\n Another user rewrote Tolkien’s verse for the tech industry, assigning watches to AI researchers, venture capitalists, and “SaaS founders <\/a>doomed to die.”<\/p>\n The post placed one watch with Altman “on his dark throne in the land of Silicon Valley where the shadows lie.”<\/p>\n three watches for the AI researchers under the sky, one watch to rule them all, one\u2026<\/p>\n \u2014 David Elikwu FRSA \u2694\ufe0f (@Delikwu) August 25, 2026<\/a><\/p>\n According to the Wall Street Journal’s report, the custom watches were modeled on Vanguart’s titanium Orb, which starts at $180,000.<\/p>\n
seven for the venture capitalists in their halls of stone,
nine for the saas founders doomed to die,
one for Sam Altman on his dark throne
in the land of silicon valley where the shadows lie.<\/p>\n