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\n\t\tYep, it\u2019s a penis (Picture: Reddit\/Pleasantreesoflife)<\/p>\n
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\n\t\tYep, it\u2019s a penis (Picture: Reddit\/Pleasantreesoflife)<\/p>\n
Ever wonder exactly what would happen should you fail to pay your skilled landscaper?<\/p>\n
Well this person found out the hard way.<\/p>\n
Reddit user Pleasantreesoflife<\/a> shared the image online \u2013 and as you can see, it features a huge hedge dick.<\/p>\n Or, more specifically, it looks like a cock sculpted from a conifer.<\/p>\n Other Reddit users were keen to speculate where exactly the phallic plant-based revenge had occurred \u2013 but by the looks of the crappy weather, the typically British appearance of the house and its chimney \u2013 we\u2019re going to hazard a guess that it\u2019s in the UK.<\/p>\n User SigmundFloyd76 agreed, he said: \u2018As if there is anywhere else in the world where they\u2019d do this. God love the Brits, too.<\/p>\n \u2018In the US they\u2019d be beaten, shot or sued, in Canada we\u2019d politely take out a mechanics lean, in Austrlia there\u2019d be a deadly snake in your bed and in GB they trim your hedge into a giant cock.<\/p>\n \u2018Every day and I find more reason to move there. Today is no exception.\u2019<\/p>\n Apparently he\u2019s just really keen on trouser snake-shaped shrubbery.<\/p>\n Arrow
\nMORE: The UK\u2019s favourite first date venue is, err, Nando\u2019s<\/a><\/p>\n