{"id":113696,"date":"2026-06-10T16:30:10","date_gmt":"2026-06-10T16:30:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/113696\/"},"modified":"2026-06-10T16:30:10","modified_gmt":"2026-06-10T16:30:10","slug":"simon-po-3-letech-abstinence-opily-madonna-servala-fanousky-a-praha-ma-problem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/113696\/","title":{"rendered":"\u0160imon po 3 letech abstinence opil\u00fd, Madonna se\u0159vala fanou\u0161ky a Praha m\u00e1 probl\u00e9m"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u0160imon Hol\u00fd d\u0159el paty ve Francii, Hanka Troj\u00e1nkov\u00e1 chytala bronz v \u0158ecku. A hned v \u00favodu nov\u00e9ho d\u00edlu odp\u00e1lili bombu. Kv\u016fli trollen\u00ed hejtr\u016f za\u010dali mluvit ma\u010farsky. Negativn\u00ed koment\u00e1\u0159 se sice objevil p\u0159esn\u011b jeden, ale \u0160imon si po dovolen\u00e9 nenech\u00e1 l\u00edbit u\u017e opravdu nic. \u00d6n a Popraskot hallgatja!<\/p>\n<p>Oba moder\u00e1to\u0159i se sna\u017e\u00ed \u017e\u00edt zdrav\u011b a neuhnuli ani na dovolen\u00e9, i kdy\u017e ka\u017ed\u00fd po sv\u00e9m. \u0160imon vymyslel, jak \u201ej\u00edst jako prase\u201c, a stejn\u011b shodit. Hana v \u0158ecku rozbila m\u00fdtus, \u017ee na all-inclusive dovolen\u00e9 mus\u00edte nutn\u011b p\u0159ibrat: poslechn\u011bte si jej\u00ed tajemstv\u00ed. U\u017e to vypadalo na poda\u0159en\u00fd v\u00fdlet, ale \u0160imon si nakonec stejn\u011b p\u0159ivezl trauma. V baru mu \u201eomylem\u201d nalili alkohol! Po t\u0159ech letech abstinence se opil z jednoho drinku a te\u010f zva\u017euje mezin\u00e1rodn\u00ed arbitr\u00e1\u017e.<\/p>\n<p>Nov\u00e1 Madonna a zklam\u00e1n\u00ed v \u201eMorganlandu\u201c<\/p>\n<p>V showbyznysu mezit\u00edm padaj\u00ed modly. Hana ofici\u00e1ln\u011b ukon\u010dila sv\u016fj platonick\u00fd vztah s country zp\u011bv\u00e1kem Morganem Wallenem. Hlavn\u00edm pachatelem \u201erozchodu roku\u201c je nic netu\u0161\u00edc\u00ed Barack Obama. Morgan opravu nen\u00ed \u00fapln\u011b v po\u0159\u00e1dku, nov\u011b na koncertech p\u0159evrac\u00ed piana a h\u00e1\u017ee telefony bodyguard\u016f po p\u00f3diu. Co se asi d\u011bje?<\/p>\n<p>Biz\u00e1r nechyb\u011bl ani na festivalu Tribeca v New Yorku. Krom\u011b toho, \u017ee tam pustili film vytvo\u0159en\u00fd kompletn\u011b um\u011blou inteligenc\u00ed, se na \u010derven\u00e9m koberci p\u0159edvedla proizralesk\u00e1 influencerka Lizzy Savetsky s nechutn\u00fdmi vtipy o sexu\u00e1ln\u00edm n\u00e1sil\u00ed Palestinc\u00edch. A Poprask se pt\u00e1 na jedin\u00e9: PRO\u010c? Reputaci festivalu tak zachra\u0148ovala Madonna. Sice dorazila s t\u0159\u00edhodinov\u00fdm zpo\u017ed\u011bn\u00edm, ale pustila patn\u00e1ctiminutov\u00fd klip pln\u00fd celebrit, se\u0159vala div\u00e1ky, a\u0165 ne\u010dum\u00ed do mobil\u016f, a pak utekla zadn\u00edm vchodem. Ikona!<\/p>\n<p>Transfobn\u00ed j\u00edzda pra\u017eskou MHD<\/p>\n<p>Nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed sekec ale dostal Dopravn\u00ed podnik Hl. m. Prahy. Ten k v\u00fdro\u010d\u00ed trolejbus\u016f vymyslel kampa\u0148 s heslem \u201eIdentifikuji se jako trolejbus\u201c. Hana tuhle estr\u00e1du v \u00e9\u0159e Pride m\u011bs\u00edce ozna\u010dila za transfobn\u00ed p\u0159e\u0161lap, kter\u00fd zneu\u017e\u00edv\u00e1 vy\u010dp\u011bl\u00fd internetov\u00fd mem o bojov\u00fdch vrtuln\u00edc\u00edch.<\/p>\n<p>Po v\u0161\u00ed t\u00e9 popkulturn\u00ed divo\u010din\u011b ale moder\u00e1to\u0159i kon\u010d\u00ed u prost\u00fdch radost\u00ed. Poslechn\u011bte si IN tohoto t\u00fddne a p\u0159ij\u010fte se pod\u00edvat na Poprask \u017eiv\u011b s Markusem Krugem na Rock for People 11. \u010dervna od 15:50!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\u0160imon Hol\u00fd d\u0159el paty ve Francii, Hanka Troj\u00e1nkov\u00e1 chytala bronz v \u0158ecku. A hned v \u00favodu nov\u00e9ho d\u00edlu&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":113697,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[30],"tags":[9305,6210,721,32432,2412,6209,98,99,7526,6271,6211],"class_list":["post-113696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-praha","tag-abstinence","tag-hana-trojankova","tag-madonna","tag-morgan-wallen","tag-new-york","tag-poprask","tag-prague","tag-praha","tag-recko","tag-rock-for-people","tag-simon-holy"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@cz\/116726767469225625","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113696","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113696"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113696\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/113697"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113696"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113696"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113696"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}