\u201eHled\u00e1me d\u00e1my narozen\u00e9 p\u0159ed rokem 1975.\u201c Tak za\u010d\u00ednal inzer\u00e1t, kter\u00fd si ned\u00e1vno stezkami algoritmu na\u0161el cestu na m\u00e9 soci\u00e1ln\u00ed s\u00edt\u011b. Inzer\u00e1t nab\u00edzel \u201ej\u00f3gu na \u017eidli k\u00a0vytisknut\u00ed. Bez cvi\u010den\u00ed na podlaze. Bez sk\u00e1k\u00e1n\u00ed. Vhodn\u00e9 pro za\u010d\u00e1te\u010dn\u00edky.\u201c<\/p>\n
\u201eD\u00e1ma narozen\u00e1 p\u0159ed rokem 1975\u201c na ilustra\u010dn\u00edm obr\u00e1zku vypadala jako sv\u011b\u017e\u00ed, \u0161t\u00edhl\u00e1 osmdes\u00e1tnice s\u00a0jiskrn\u00fdm zrakem, bezpochyby vytvo\u0159en\u00e1 um\u011blou inteligenc\u00ed. Sed\u011bla s\u00a0p\u0159edpa\u017een\u00fdma rukama, zvedala st\u0159\u00eddav\u011b ob\u011b kolena a\u00a0tvrdila, \u017ee \u201etohle by m\u011bly d\u011blat v\u0161echny \u017eeny\u201c p\u0159es pades\u00e1t, aby vypadaly jako ona.<\/p>\n
Tak trochu m\u011b to urazilo, i\u00a0kdy\u017e algoritmus c\u00edlil spr\u00e1vn\u011b: skute\u010dn\u011b jsem \u201ed\u00e1ma narozen\u00e1 p\u0159ed rokem 1975\u201c. Dotklo se m\u011b za prv\u00e9, \u017ee podle tv\u016frc\u016f reklamy nen\u00ed mezi \u017eenou 50+ a\u00a080+ v\u00a0podstat\u011b \u017e\u00e1dn\u00fd rozd\u00edl. Ale OK, na to u\u017e si tak n\u011bjak za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m zvykat. Druh\u00e1 v\u011bc, kter\u00e1 m\u011b urazila podstatn\u011b v\u00edc, byla, \u017ee reklama mi nab\u00edz\u00ed n\u00e1vod na cvi\u010den\u00ed k\u00a0vyti\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed na pap\u00edr. Proto\u017ee v\u00a0m\u00e9m v\u011bku si z\u0159ejm\u011b neum\u00edm pustit video na YouTube.<\/p>\n
Jakmile algoritmus jednou zjistil, \u017ee do t\u00e9hle kategorie pat\u0159\u00edm, za\u010dal m\u011b podobn\u00fdmi perlami z\u00e1sobovat pravideln\u011b. Kr\u00e9my na pl\u00edse\u0148 neht\u016f. Kompresn\u00ed pun\u010dochy. A\u00a0nejnov\u011bj\u0161\u00ed perla posledn\u00edch dn\u016f\u00a0\u2013 plastov\u00e9 zubn\u00ed n\u00e1hrady z\u00a0\u010d\u00ednsk\u00e9ho velkoobchodu. Ne cel\u00e9 klasick\u00e9 prot\u00e9zy, ale sady jednotliv\u00fdch zub\u016f, kter\u00e9 si m\u016f\u017eete zasadit a\u00a0speci\u00e1ln\u00edm lepidlem p\u0159ipevnit do mezer, kde v\u00e1m chyb\u011bj\u00ed ty va\u0161e.<\/p>\n
Je\u0161t\u011b vynal\u00e9zav\u011bj\u0161\u00ed jsou reklamy na telefonu. Kdy\u017e se p\u0159\u00edle\u017eitostn\u011b pust\u00edm do lu\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed sudoku, vysko\u010d\u00ed na m\u011b video, v\u00a0n\u011bm\u017e mi pr\u00fd proslul\u00fd neurolog vyhro\u017euje demenc\u00ed, pokud okam\u017eit\u011b neza\u010dnu hr\u00e1t mahjong, variantu \u010d\u00ednsk\u00e9 hry navr\u017eenou speci\u00e1ln\u011b pro seniory. N\u00e1sleduj\u00edc\u00ed reklama na aplikaci pro \u010di\u0161t\u011bn\u00ed cloudov\u00e9ho \u00falo\u017ei\u0161t\u011b m\u011b taky ne\u0161et\u0159\u00ed. \u201eJak\u00e9 nej\u010dast\u011bj\u0161\u00ed chyby d\u011blaj\u00ed sta\u0159\u00ed lid\u00e9 na telefonu?\u201c klade si \u0159e\u010dnickou ot\u00e1zku a\u00a0vz\u00e1p\u011bt\u00ed ukazuje babi\u010dku v\u00a0\u0161\u00e1tku v\u00a0chaloupce z\u0159ejm\u011b n\u011bkde v\u00a0Karpatech, kter\u00e1 z\u00a0telefonu ru\u010dn\u011b vymaz\u00e1v\u00e1 fotky.<\/p>\n
Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m b\u00fdt vd\u011b\u010dn\u00e1 za reklamy, kter\u00e9 mi lezly na nervy d\u0159\u00edv: na leg\u00edny s\u00a0potiskem \u017elut\u00fdch kachni\u010dek, seberozvojov\u00e9 semin\u00e1\u0159e a\u00a0primitivo v\u00a0balen\u00ed po \u0161esti lahv\u00edch. Ty mi toti\u017e d\u00e1vaj\u00ed aspo\u0148 \u017edib\u00ed\u010dek iluze, \u017ee m\u00e1m je\u0161t\u011b n\u011bjak\u00fd \u017eivot p\u0159ed sebou.<\/p>\n
I kdy\u017e, samoz\u0159ejm\u011b, v\u00edm, \u017ee m\u016f\u017ee b\u00fdt i\u00a0h\u016f\u0159. Reklamy na p\u0159edplatn\u00e9 poh\u0159bu na m\u011b z\u0159ejm\u011b teprve \u010dekaj\u00ed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\u201eHled\u00e1me d\u00e1my narozen\u00e9 p\u0159ed rokem 1975.\u201c Tak za\u010d\u00ednal inzer\u00e1t, kter\u00fd si ned\u00e1vno stezkami algoritmu na\u0161el cestu na m\u00e9…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":147116,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[14],"tags":[4170,79,4169,4168,309,80,7971],"class_list":["post-147115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-zabava","tag-barbora-stastna","tag-entertainment","tag-fejeton","tag-ocima-padesatky","tag-reklama","tag-zabava","tag-zeny-po-50"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@cz\/116916541654259993","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=147115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/147115\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/147116"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=147115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=147115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=147115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}