Jsme za p\u016flkou pr\u00e1zdnin. \u010cas, kdy by se teoreticky m\u011blo zpomalit, vychutn\u00e1vat si tepl\u00e9 ve\u010dery a\u00a0sb\u00edrat s\u00edly na podzim. M\u00edsto toho, je u\u00a0n\u00e1s doma vyhl\u00e1\u0161en v\u00e1le\u010dn\u00fd stav. Ne, nejedn\u00e1 se o\u00a0invazi mimozem\u0161\u0165an\u016f a\u00a0kupodivu ani o\u00a0st\u0159et s\u00a0pubert\u00e1ln\u00edmi hormony. Jde o\u00a0n\u011bco mnohem d\u011bsiv\u011bj\u0161\u00edho. V\u00a0srpnu za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 \u200b\u201eOperace st\u0159edo\u0161kol\u00e1k\u201c.<\/p>\n
M\u016fj syn, pln\u00fd o\u010dek\u00e1v\u00e1n\u00ed a\u00a0dosp\u011bl\u00e1ck\u00fdch \u0159e\u010d\u00ed, se toti\u017e chyst\u00e1 nastoupit do prv\u00e1ku na st\u0159edn\u00ed \u0161kolu. A\u00a0nejen to! On se, pro m\u00e9 dobro a\u00a0pro svou budouc\u00ed samostatnost, st\u011bhuje na intern\u00e1t. HUR\u00c1! P\u0159edstava, \u017ee si budu moct v\u00a0klidu vyp\u00edt kafe, ani\u017e by mi n\u011bkdo vysv\u011btloval, pro\u010d je hran\u00ed na PC d\u016fle\u017eit\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e \u0161pinav\u00e9 n\u00e1dob\u00ed, je balz\u00e1m na du\u0161i. A\u00a0ten klid, a\u017e ho nebudu muset r\u00e1no budit do \u0161koly a\u00a0poslouchat, jak se z\u00a0pokoje oz\u00fdvaj\u00ed zvuky um\u00edraj\u00edc\u00edho zv\u00ed\u0159ete. To je sen! <\/p>\n
Moje radost se ale rozpl\u00fdv\u00e1 v\u00a0d\u00e1lce p\u0159i pohledu na n\u00e1kupn\u00ed seznam dlouh\u00fd jako cesta z\u00a0Prahy do Brna s\u00a0c\u00edlem mise \u201eV\u00fdbava pro intern\u00e1tn\u00edho studenta\u201c. Vyr\u00e1\u017e\u00edme tedy do m\u011bsta.<\/p>\n
V prvn\u00ed \u0159ad\u011b tedy pe\u0159ina, pol\u0161t\u00e1\u0159 a\u00a0povle\u010den\u00ed. P\u0159ece nebude sp\u00e1t v\u00a0n\u011b\u010dem er\u00e1rn\u00edm, co je\u0161t\u011b pamatuje husity. Pak je tu osu\u0161ka a\u00a0ru\u010dn\u00edk. Ten kr\u00e1sn\u00fd se spidermanem, ze kter\u00e9ho m\u011bl p\u0159ed p\u00e1r lety takovou radost, z\u016fst\u00e1v\u00e1 samoz\u0159ejm\u011b doma. N\u00e1sleduje spousta spodn\u00edho pr\u00e1dla. P\u0159esto\u017ee, jak v\u00edme, chlapi si vysta\u010d\u00ed s\u00a0m\u00e1lem, j\u00e1 st\u00e1le bl\u00e1hov\u011b douf\u00e1m, \u017ee mu n\u011bjak\u00e9 n\u00e1vyky snad z\u016fstanou. Pak jsou tu tri\u010dka, boty, pantofle\u2026 Mo\u017en\u00e1 jsem si m\u011bla koupit v\u011bt\u0161\u00ed auto.<\/p>\n
Ve m\u011bst\u011b je 35\u00b0, v\u00a0aut\u011b mi ode\u0161la klimatizace a\u00a0te\u010f u\u017e se pot\u00ed i\u00a0moje pen\u011b\u017eenka. To nejlep\u0161\u00ed nakonec – d\u017e\u00edny. Syn by se mohl v\u00a0pohod\u011b schovat za la\u0165ku v\u00a0plotu, ov\u0161em dostate\u010dn\u011b vysok\u00e9m. Po v\u00edce jak hodinov\u00e9m boji, kdy jsem nosila do kabinky kalhoty v\u0161ech mo\u017en\u00fdch st\u0159ih\u016f to vzd\u00e1v\u00e1m a\u00a0jdeme je\u0161t\u011b pro p\u00e1sek. Klidn\u011b by si je toti\u017e mohli obl\u00e9ct s\u00a0mlad\u0161\u00edm br\u00e1chou najednou, kdyby ho teda m\u011bl.<\/p>\n
A to v\u0161echno je teprve nult\u00e1 f\u00e1ze. V\u00a0z\u00e1\u0159\u00ed n\u00e1s \u010dek\u00e1 dal\u0161\u00ed seznam, tentokr\u00e1t se \u0161koln\u00edmi pom\u016fckami. Z\u00a0t\u011bch \u010d\u00e1stek co dnes ode\u0161ly z\u00a0m\u00e9ho \u00fa\u010dtu se za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1m potit znovu, ale to u\u017e nejsem v\u00a0aut\u011b, ale v\u00a0klidu doma. S\u00a0vy\u010derpan\u00fdm v\u00fdrazem i\u00a0kontem si uva\u0159\u00edm kafe. Snad mi na n\u011bj je\u0161t\u011b zbylo.<\/p>\n
Bude to velk\u00e1 zm\u011bna a\u00a0mo\u017en\u00e1 ten \u201eSyndrom pr\u00e1zdn\u00e9ho hn\u00edzda\u201c nakonec p\u0159ijde. Ale a\u017e za p\u00e1r t\u00fddn\u016f. Te\u010f si u\u017e\u00edv\u00e1m tu p\u0159edstavu ticha a\u00a0klidu, kdy pop\u00edj\u00edm \u010daj a\u00a0\u010dtu si kn\u00ed\u017eku.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Jsme za p\u016flkou pr\u00e1zdnin. \u010cas, kdy by se teoreticky m\u011blo zpomalit, vychutn\u00e1vat si tepl\u00e9 ve\u010dery a\u00a0sb\u00edrat s\u00edly na…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":173270,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[7],"tags":[43,42,41,40,444,4377,1718,16945,651,31188],"class_list":["post-173269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-cesko","tag-ceska-republika","tag-cesko","tag-czech-republic","tag-czechia","tag-deti","tag-prazdniny","tag-pribehy-ze-zivota","tag-puberta","tag-rodina","tag-syndrom-prazdneho-hnizda"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@cz\/117063628005666564","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=173269"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/173269\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/173270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=173269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=173269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=173269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}