{"id":32231,"date":"2026-03-22T15:47:18","date_gmt":"2026-03-22T15:47:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/32231\/"},"modified":"2026-03-22T15:47:18","modified_gmt":"2026-03-22T15:47:18","slug":"verejne-zachody-vtipne-zazitky-z-toalet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/32231\/","title":{"rendered":"Ve\u0159ejn\u00e9 z\u00e1chody: Vtipn\u00e9 z\u00e1\u017eitky z toalet"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mo\u017en\u00e1 si mysl\u00edte, \u017ee z\u00e1chod je prost\u011b z\u00e1chod. Jen\u017ee sta\u010d\u00ed p\u00e1r cest, trochu sm\u016fly (nebo naopak \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed) a\u00a0zjist\u00edte, \u017ee realita je mnohem pest\u0159ej\u0161\u00ed. N\u011bkdy v\u00e1s \u010dek\u00e1 designov\u00fd z\u00e1\u017eitek hodn\u00fd p\u011btihv\u011bzdi\u010dkov\u00e9ho hotelu, jindy zase situace, kdy p\u0159ehodnocujete sv\u00e9 \u017eivotn\u00ed priority b\u011bhem n\u011bkolika vte\u0159in.<\/p>\n

Toaletn\u00ed pap\u00edr jen pro VIP<\/p>\n

SEO editorka Tereza: Na Saha\u0159e by \u010dlov\u011bk sp\u00ed\u0161 \u010dekal, \u017ee mezi dunami zahl\u00e9dne velblouda ne\u017e z\u00e1chody\u00a0\u2013 a\u00a0p\u0159ece, uprost\u0159ed p\u00edse\u010dn\u00e9ho pr\u00e1zdna stoj\u00ed \u201epou\u0161tn\u00ed toaletn\u00ed z\u00f3na\u201c, kter\u00e1 v\u00a0tom nekone\u010dnu p\u016fsob\u00ed skoro jako bizarn\u00ed o\u00e1za. Rozhodn\u011b nic, co by p\u0159ipom\u00ednalo m\u011bstsk\u00e9 designov\u00e9 z\u00e1chodky. M\u00edsto vybaven\u00ed tu najdete jen k\u00fdbl s\u00a0vodou a\u00a0v\u0161udyp\u0159\u00edtomn\u00fd p\u00edsek. Funguje to\u2026 n\u011bjak. Jen toaletn\u00ed pap\u00edr mus\u00edte dost hledat\u00a0\u2013 ten je zjevn\u011b vyhrazen VIP sekci Deluxe.<\/p>\n

Ale up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b: kdy\u017e jste stovky kilometr\u016f od civilizace, v\u00edtr v\u00e1m hu\u010d\u00ed kolem hlavy a\u00a0slunce se pokou\u0161\u00ed up\u00e9ct i\u00a0va\u0161e my\u0161lenky, tahle om\u0161el\u00e1 budka p\u016fsob\u00ed jako luxusn\u00ed wellness. A\u00a0hlavn\u011b, nen\u00ed to fatamorg\u00e1na. Je to skute\u010dn\u00e1, nefal\u0161ovan\u00e1 z\u00e1chrana v\u00a0pou\u0161ti. Doslova.<\/p>\n

Foto: Tereza Rybkov\u00e1<\/p>\n

Z\u00e1chrana uprost\u0159ed SaharyFoto: Tereza Rybkov\u00e1<\/p>\n

Lep\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e v\u00a0hotelu<\/p>\n

Redaktorka Jitka: Jedny z\u00a0nejimpozantn\u011bj\u0161\u00edch toalet, kter\u00e9 jsem kdy vid\u011bla, se skr\u00fdvaj\u00ed v\u00a0muzeu Hangar-7\u00a0u\u00a0Salzburgu<\/a>. Modern\u00ed v\u00fdstavn\u00ed prostor, kter\u00fd nechal vybudovat spoluzakladatel Red Bullu Dietrich Mateschitz, zahrnuje sb\u00edrku historick\u00fdch i\u00a0sou\u010dasn\u00fdch letadel, vrtuln\u00edk\u016f a\u00a0tak\u00e9 z\u00e1vodn\u00edch voz\u016f Formule 1\u00a0spojen\u00fdch se zna\u010dkou Red Bull. Vstupn\u00e9 sem je zdarma a\u00a0krom\u011b expon\u00e1t\u016f tu najdete i\u00a0kav\u00e1rnu a\u00a0vyhl\u00e1\u0161enou restauraci s\u00a0konceptem \u201eGuest Chef\u201c, kde se ka\u017ed\u00fd m\u011bs\u00edc st\u0159\u00eddaj\u00ed \u0161\u00e9fkucha\u0159i z\u00a0cel\u00e9ho sv\u011bta.<\/p>\n

Mo\u017en\u00e1 nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00ed p\u0159ekvapen\u00ed ale skr\u00fdvaj\u00ed zdej\u0161\u00ed toalety, kter\u00e9 p\u016fsob\u00ed luxusn\u011bj\u0161\u00edm dojmem ne\u017e v\u00a0p\u011btihv\u011bzdi\u010dkov\u00e9m hotelu, dokonce tu denn\u011b m\u011bn\u00ed \u010derstv\u00e9 kv\u011btiny. V\u0161e vo\u0148av\u00e9, \u010dis\u0165ounk\u00e9, s\u00a0narovnan\u00fdmi \u0161t\u016fsky jemn\u00fdch frot\u00e9 ru\u010dn\u00edk\u016f na ka\u017ed\u00e9m umyvadle\u2026 K\u0159es\u00edlko se zrcadlem, kde se m\u016f\u017eete nal\u00ed\u010dit, je pak u\u017e jen t\u0159e\u0161ni\u010dkou na dortu. Takhle n\u011bjak vypad\u00e1 luxus!<\/p>\n

Foto: Jitka Lubojack\u00e1<\/p>\n

Ano, i\u00a0takhle mohou vypadat ve\u0159ejn\u00e9 toalety\u2026Foto: Jitka Lubojack\u00e1<\/p>\n

Z\u00e1chod? Sta\u010d\u00ed k\u00fdbl s\u00a0vodou<\/p>\n

Koordin\u00e1torka webu Bo\u017eena: P\u0159i sv\u00fdch cest\u00e1ch do exotiky jsem narazila u\u017e na r\u016fzn\u00e9 skromn\u00e9 toalety. Z\u00e1chody v\u00a0oblasti Raja Ampat<\/a> na Z\u00e1padn\u00ed Papui jsou opravdu velmi jednoduch\u00e9. Pokud naraz\u00edte na klasick\u00fd z\u00e1chod evropsk\u00e9ho typu, tak ne\u010dekejte, \u017ee bude vybaven i\u00a0prk\u00fdnkem.<\/p>\n

V\u00a0odlehlej\u0161\u00edch vesnic\u00edch a\u00a0na men\u0161\u00edch ostrovech jde v\u011bt\u0161inou o\u00a0z\u00e1kladn\u00ed toalety, n\u011bkdy jen d\u0159ev\u011bnou konstrukci nad vodou. Splachov\u00e1n\u00ed b\u00fdv\u00e1 nahrazeno k\u00fdblem s\u00a0mo\u0159skou vodou nebo ru\u010dn\u00edm oplachov\u00e1n\u00edm. Celkov\u011b je dobr\u00e9 b\u00fdt p\u0159ipraven\u00fd na jednoduch\u00e9 podm\u00ednky a\u00a0m\u00edt s\u00a0sebou vlastn\u00ed hygienick\u00e9 pot\u0159eby. Na Raja Ampat se v\u0161ak jezd\u00ed za naprosto luxusn\u00edm pot\u00e1p\u011bn\u00edm, kter\u00e9 skromn\u00e9 toalety naprosto vyv\u00e1\u017e\u00ed. <\/p>\n

Foto: Pro\u017eeny.cz<\/p>\n

Toaleta na jednom z\u00a0ostr\u016fvk\u016f na Z\u00e1padn\u00ed Papue v\u00a0oblasti Raja AmpatFoto: Pro\u017eeny.cz<\/a><\/p>\n

Nejkr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed toalety v\u00a0Praze <\/p>\n

Redaktorka \u017daneta: Taky m\u00e1te radost, kdy\u017e na ve\u0159ejnosti naraz\u00edte na toalety, kter\u00e9 jsou perfektn\u011b \u010dist\u00e9, vo\u0148av\u00e9 a\u00a0u umyvadel na v\u00e1s \u010dek\u00e1 i\u00a0\u201enouzov\u00fd\u201c box s\u00a0hygienick\u00fdmi pot\u0159ebami? A\u00a0co teprve \u00fastn\u00ed voda nebo mezizubn\u00ed kart\u00e1\u010dky? To u\u017e jsem nikde nevid\u011bla\u00a0\u2013\u00a0a\u017e do chv\u00edle, kdy jsem nav\u0161t\u00edvila M\u00e1j House of Fun<\/a> na N\u00e1rodn\u00ed t\u0159\u00edd\u011b.<\/p>\n

Nadchne v\u00e1s i\u00a0samotn\u00fd interi\u00e9r. Kombinace \u010dern\u00e9ho a\u00a0b\u00edl\u00e9ho mramoru dopln\u011bn\u00e1 k\u0159i\u0161\u0165\u00e1lov\u00fdmi lustry p\u016fsob\u00ed opravdu impozantn\u011b! Je\u0161t\u011b p\u0159ed vstupem na toalety nav\u00edc najdete prostor s\u00a0\u0159adou osv\u011btlen\u00fdch zrcadel, kde se m\u016f\u017eete pohodln\u011b posadit a\u00a0upravit. A\u0165 u\u017e pot\u0159ebujete doladit make-up nebo \u00fa\u010des.<\/p>\n

A dokonal\u00e1 te\u010dka na z\u00e1v\u011br? Vstup na terasu s\u00a0n\u00e1dhern\u00fdm v\u00fdhledem na Prahu. Ano, toalety se nach\u00e1zej\u00ed v\u00a07.\u00a0pat\u0159e a\u00a0trouf\u00e1m si \u0159\u00edct, \u017ee jde o\u00a0jedny z\u00a0nejhez\u010d\u00edch ve\u0159ejn\u00fdch toalet v\u00a0Praze.<\/p>\n

Foto: Osobn\u00ed archiv redaktorky \u017danety<\/p>\n

Nejkr\u00e1sn\u011bj\u0161\u00ed toalety v\u00a0Praze? Jednozna\u010dn\u011b v\u00a0M\u00e1j House of Fun na N\u00e1rodn\u00ed t\u0159\u00edd\u011b!Foto: Osobn\u00ed archiv redaktorky \u017danety<\/p>\n

Modern\u00ed luxus ve skanzenu<\/p>\n

Redaktorka Helena: Ne, \u017ee bych snad v\u00a0proslul\u00e9m skanzenu v\u00a0Ro\u017enov\u011b pod Radho\u0161t\u011bm \u010dekala, \u017ee n\u00e1v\u0161t\u011bvn\u00edci budou muset vykon\u00e1vat pot\u0159ebu na latr\u00edn\u011b. Ale up\u0159\u00edmn\u011b, kdy\u017e se \u010dlov\u011bk proch\u00e1z\u00ed mezi vala\u0161sk\u00fdmi chaloupkami a\u00a0pohrou\u017e\u00ed se do my\u0161lenek, jak se asi venkovan\u016fm v\u00a019.\u00a0stolet\u00ed \u017eilo, tak ho pak z\u00e1chod se zabudovanou spr\u0161kou i\u00a0vysou\u0161en\u00edm a\u00a0s ovl\u00e1dac\u00edm panelem p\u0159ipom\u00ednaj\u00edc\u00edm legend\u00e1rn\u00ed japonsk\u00e9 klozety prost\u011b \u0161okuje. A\u00a0pr\u00e1v\u011b na takov\u00fd jsem na zdej\u0161\u00edch ve\u0159ejn\u00fdch z\u00e1chodc\u00edch um\u00edst\u011bn\u00fdch p\u0159\u00edmo v\u00a0are\u00e1lu skanzenu narazila. Mysl\u00edm, \u017ee ho ocen\u00ed matky s\u00a0d\u011btmi i\u00a0ti, jim\u017e t\u0159eba nesedla vala\u0161sk\u00e1 kyselica. <\/p>\n

Foto: Helena Cejpov\u00e1<\/p>\n

Modern\u00ed toalety na japonsk\u00fd zp\u016fsob by v\u00a0ro\u017enovsk\u00e9m skanzenu \u010dekal m\u00e1lokdoFoto: Helena Cejpov\u00e1<\/p>\n

Na stadion p\u0159eci holky nechod\u00ed<\/p>\n

Redaktorka Renata: Nap\u016fl pracovn\u011b jsem byla na fotbalov\u00e9m z\u00e1pase v\u00a0Casablance v\u00a0Maroku<\/a>\u00a0\u2013 byl to cca rok 2009.\u00a0U\u017e p\u0159i vstupu na stadion bylo jasn\u00e9, \u017ee tam \u017een moc nechod\u00ed, byly jsme s\u00a0kolegyn\u00ed na tribun\u011b host\u016f jedin\u00e9 dv\u011b holky a\u00a0ani jinde jsme \u017e\u00e1dnou nezahl\u00e9dly. Bylo n\u00e1m to vcelku jedno, ale a\u017e do chv\u00edle, kdy jsme se o\u00a0p\u0159est\u00e1vce za\u010daly sh\u00e1n\u011bt po d\u00e1msk\u00e9m WC.<\/p>\n

Popt\u00e1valy jsme se, kudy k\u00a0n\u011bmu, ale uk\u00e1zalo se, \u017ee nic takov\u00e9ho tam nen\u00ed\u2026 Asi jsme se tv\u00e1\u0159ily obzvl\u00e1\u0161t\u011b ne\u0161\u0165astn\u011b\u00a0\u2013 a\u00a0\u00faslu\u017enost k\u00a0host\u016fm tak\u00e9 pomohla, proto\u017ee se to rozhodli \u0159e\u0161it. P\u0159id\u011blili n\u00e1m dva p\u00e1ny z\u00a0ochranky, kte\u0159\u00ed n\u00e1s vedli kamsi do chodem pod tribunami. Po chv\u00edli jsme pod touto ochranou dorazily k\u00a0dve\u0159\u00edm p\u00e1nsk\u00fdch toalet. Jeden z\u00a0na\u0161ich bodyguard\u016f rozrazil frontu i\u00a0dve\u0159e a\u00a0dal n\u00e1m nahl\u00e9dnout do nep\u0159\u00edli\u0161 malebn\u00e9 a\u00a0velmi nevon\u00edc\u00ed m\u00edstnosti pln\u00e9 mu\u017e\u016f, kte\u0159\u00ed zrovna d\u011blali to, pro\u010d sem p\u0159i\u0161li.<\/p>\n

\u201eN\u00e1\u0161\u201c p\u00e1n hodil rukou sm\u011brem n\u011bkam do kouta a\u00a0vyzval n\u00e1s, abychom vyu\u017eily p\u00e1r k\u00f3j\u00ed s\u00a0tureck\u00fdmi z\u00e1chody. \u201eJe\u017e\u00ed\u0161marj\u00e1, to je peklo,\u201c ozvalo se vedle mne, ale nebyl \u010das na hrdinstv\u00ed. Volba byla jasn\u00e1\u00a0\u2013 bu\u010f ned\u016fstojn\u00e9 pomo\u010den\u00ed, nebo odv\u00e1\u017en\u00e9 pono\u0159en\u00ed se do ryze p\u00e1nsk\u00e9ho a\u00a0nelib\u00e9ho \u00fazem\u00ed. P\u00e1n ocenil na\u0161e odhodl\u00e1n\u00ed t\u00edm, \u017ee ve\u0161el s\u00a0n\u00e1mi a\u00a0po dobu, kdy jsme se v\u00a0on\u00e9 k\u00f3ji vyst\u0159\u00eddali, h\u00e1jil vchod do n\u00ed vlastn\u00edm t\u011blem. Jak skon\u010dil ten fotbal, to si u\u017e nepamatuji, ale tohle nezapomenu do smrti.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Mo\u017en\u00e1 si mysl\u00edte, \u017ee z\u00e1chod je prost\u011b z\u00e1chod. Jen\u017ee sta\u010d\u00ed p\u00e1r cest, trochu sm\u016fly (nebo naopak \u0161t\u011bst\u00ed) a\u00a0zjist\u00edte,…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":32232,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[7],"tags":[43,42,536,41,40,13786,13787,12666,13788,8555,13785],"class_list":["post-32231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-cesko","tag-ceska-republika","tag-cesko","tag-cestovani","tag-czech-republic","tag-czechia","tag-prozeny-na-lovu","tag-toalety","tag-zachody","tag-zazitky","tag-zivotni-styl","tag-zkusenosti"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@cz\/116273613632921296","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=32231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32231\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/32232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=32231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=32231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=32231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}