\u201ePot\u0159ebujeme to. A oni v\u011bd\u00ed, \u017ee to pot\u0159ebujeme. A pot\u0159ebujeme to proto, abychom zajistili lod\u00edm volnou plavbu. To je cel\u00e9. Pro\u010d bych to m\u011bl v\u011bd\u011bt j\u00e1?\u201c reagoval Donald Trump na dotaz novin\u00e1\u0159ky stanice CBC, k \u010demu americk\u00e1 arm\u00e1da pot\u0159ebuje p\u011bta\u0161edes\u00e1t let star\u00e9 auto z Ruska, kter\u00e9 nav\u00edc vzniklo jen ve dvou prototypech.<\/p>\n
Podle televizn\u00ed investigace se Pentagon nal\u00e9hav\u011b sh\u00e1n\u00ed po n\u011b\u010dem, co by zvl\u00e1dlo j\u00edzdu po zpevn\u011bn\u00fdch komunikac\u00edch stejn\u011b dob\u0159e jako p\u0159ekon\u00e1n\u00ed \u201eslan\u00e9ho vodn\u00edho toku\u201c. Nic lep\u0161\u00edho ne\u017e auto vznikl\u00e9 pod veden\u00edm zku\u0161en\u00e9ho in\u017een\u00fdra A. A. Burina ale sou\u010dasn\u00e9 americk\u00e9 automobilky nedok\u00e1\u017eou nab\u00eddnout.<\/p>\n
GAZ-16 jezdil po silnic\u00edch jako b\u011b\u017en\u00e9 auto se \u010dty\u0159mi koly. Kdy\u017e ale asfalt skon\u010dil, hydraulicky zat\u00e1hl podvozek a spustil t\u0159i vrtule, \u010d\u00edm\u017e se prom\u011bnil ve vzn\u00e1\u0161edlo. \u201eTrump byl strojem fascinov\u00e1n, n\u011bco takov\u00e9ho jeho Rolls-Royce Phantom neum\u00ed,\u201c pravila v koment\u00e1\u0159i televize. <\/p>\n
Prezident vyslal na ruskou misi sv\u00e9ho nejschopn\u011bj\u0161\u00edho vyjednava\u010de Johnnyho Kouleho, kter\u00fd se na jin\u00e9m americk\u00e9m kan\u00e1lu chlubil t\u00edm, jak obelstil b\u011blorusk\u00e9ho dikt\u00e1tora Alexandra Luka\u0161enka. M\u00edsto toho, aby s b\u00fdval\u00fdm traktoristou dr\u017eel tempo v pop\u00edjen\u00ed vodky, alkohol pr\u00fd \u201ediskr\u00e9tn\u011b rozl\u00e9val po koberci\u201c a pro udr\u017een\u00ed dobr\u00e9 n\u00e1lady naz\u00fdval evropsk\u00e9 zem\u011b \u201ebandou h*jzl\u016f\u201c.<\/p>\n
S takovou prov\u011brkou m\u00e1 Koule u sou\u010dasn\u00e9ho \u0161\u00e9fa automobilky GAZ Jurije Podkolesnikova dve\u0159e v\u017edy otev\u0159en\u00e9. Podkolesnikov pr\u00fd americk\u00e9 stran\u011b sl\u00edbil, \u017ee nech\u00e1 Burina p\u0159iv\u00e9zt do Moskvy z Domova pro p\u0159est\u00e1rl\u00e9 konstrukt\u00e9ry ve Vladivostoku, aby pod jeho veden\u00edm vznikly nov\u00e9 technick\u00e9 v\u00fdkresy. \u201eBurin si je v\u011bdom slo\u017eitosti cel\u00e9ho \u00fakolu, proto\u017ee bude nutn\u00e9 p\u016fvodn\u00ed motor z limuz\u00edny \u010cajka nahradit vidlicov\u00fdm osmiv\u00e1lcem HEMI od Chrysleru,\u201c tvrdil je\u0161t\u011b minul\u00fd p\u00e1tek Podkolesnikov v tiskov\u00e9 zpr\u00e1v\u011b automobilky.<\/p>\n
Na setk\u00e1n\u00ed Burina s Koulem v\u0161ak pravd\u011bpodobn\u011b v\u016fbec nedo\u0161lo. Do Washingtonu se nav\u00edc z cesty vr\u00e1til jen p\u0159ekladatel a stenografka, kter\u00e1 m\u00e9di\u00edm poskytla p\u0159epis jedn\u00e1n\u00ed. Podkolesnikov v n\u011bm Kouleho opakovan\u011b vyb\u00edz\u00ed, aby si dal \u201eje\u0161t\u011b jeden stakan vodky ne\u017e p\u016fjdeme na v\u011bc\u201c, co\u017e podle sv\u011bdectv\u00ed p\u0159ekladatele Howarda vedlo k \u201esiln\u00e9 opilosti \u010dlena americk\u00e9 delegace\u201c. Trump\u016fv vyjednava\u010d zjevn\u011b nepo\u010d\u00edtal s t\u00edm, \u017ee na rozd\u00edl od Luka\u0161enka bude m\u00edt \u0161\u00e9f zchudl\u00e9 automobilky GAZ na podlaze m\u00edsto koberce oby\u010dejn\u00e9 linoleum, kam se d\u00e1 vodka diskr\u00e9tn\u011b rozl\u00edt jen t\u011b\u017eko.<\/p>\n
Od p\u00e1te\u010dn\u00ed pitky jakoby se po Koulem slehla zem. Jedinou nar\u00e1\u017eku lze vystopovat na instagramov\u00e9m \u00fa\u010dtu b\u00fdval\u00e9ho rusk\u00e9ho prezidenta Dmitrije Medved\u011bva, kter\u00fd v pond\u011bl\u00ed vydal z\u00e1hadn\u00fd vzkaz: \u201eZas a znovu se bezv\u00fdznamn\u00e9 am\u00e9by pokou\u0161ej\u00ed zasypat koulemi na\u0161i zem. A zas a znovu se div\u00ed, \u017ee dopadnou jako zbab\u011bl\u00fd Napoleon u Borodina v roce 1812.\u201c<\/p>\n
Prozai\u010dt\u011bj\u0161\u00ed vysv\u011btlen\u00ed ne\u00fasp\u011bchu cel\u00e9ho jedn\u00e1n\u00ed v\u0161ak nab\u00eddl americk\u00fd viceprezident J. D. Vance v televizi Fox Yesterday\u2019s News, kdy\u017e d\u00e1val rozhovor na t\u00e9ma UFO a d\u00e9mon\u016f. \u201eV\u00edte, ne v\u0161echno, co Rusov\u00e9 kdy vyrobili, nakonec opravdu fungovalo. Jsou jako Zelenskij, ten je ale je\u0161t\u011b mnohem hor\u0161\u00ed,\u201c uzav\u0159el svou \u0159e\u010d Vance.<\/p>\n
(Pozn\u00e1mka redakce: Obsah \u010dl\u00e1nku se vztahuje k unik\u00e1tn\u00edmu kalend\u00e1\u0159n\u00edmu datu. Jak\u00e1koli podobnost se skute\u010dn\u00fdmi osobami \u010di institucemi je \u010dist\u011b n\u00e1hodn\u00e1.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\u201ePot\u0159ebujeme to. A oni v\u011bd\u00ed, \u017ee to pot\u0159ebujeme. A pot\u0159ebujeme to proto, abychom zajistili lod\u00edm volnou plavbu. To…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":41907,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[16487,698,212,16484,808,8425,12925,61,94,93,16485,13983,16486],"class_list":{"0":"post-41906","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-sport","8":"tag-april","9":"tag-auto","10":"tag-donald-trump","11":"tag-gaz","12":"tag-iran","13":"tag-lod","14":"tag-ostrov","15":"tag-rusko","16":"tag-sport","17":"tag-sports","18":"tag-vodka","19":"tag-volha","20":"tag-vyjednavac"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@cz\/116327913257536639","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41906"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41906\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/41907"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}