{"id":79091,"date":"2026-05-08T06:03:08","date_gmt":"2026-05-08T06:03:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/79091\/"},"modified":"2026-05-08T06:03:08","modified_gmt":"2026-05-08T06:03:08","slug":"chlebicek-brno-ma-konecne-metro-je-plne-nocnich-mur-a-voni-po-syrecku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/79091\/","title":{"rendered":"Chleb\u00ed\u010dek: Brno m\u00e1 kone\u010dn\u011b metro. Je pln\u00e9 no\u010dn\u00edch m\u016fr a\u00a0von\u00ed po syre\u010dku"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u010ctete uk\u00e1zku z\u00a0newsletteru Chleb\u00ed\u010dek, ve kter\u00e9m Jon\u00e1\u0161 Zbo\u0159il a\u00a0kulturn\u00ed rubrika SZ ka\u017ed\u00fd \u010dtvrtek glosuj\u00ed d\u011bn\u00ed v\u00a0sou\u010dasn\u00e9 kultu\u0159e a\u00a0p\u0159in\u00e1\u0161ej\u00ed tipy na nov\u00e9 seri\u00e1ly, filmy, hudbu a\u00a0knihy. Pokud v\u00e1s Chleb\u00ed\u010dek zaujme, p\u0159ihlaste se k\u00a0odb\u011bru<\/a>!<\/p>\n

Kabina metra, za sklem tma. Instruktor polo\u017e\u00ed na \u0159\u00eddic\u00ed pult nev\u00e1bn\u011b vypadaj\u00edc\u00ed p\u0159edm\u011bt. \u201eSyre\u010dek,\u201c vysv\u011btl\u00ed lakonicky. \u201eB\u011bhem j\u00edzdy se nah\u0159eje o\u00a0pult. Tak to na\u017ehav a\u00a0fi\u010d\u00edme.\u201c<\/p>\n

Za\u010d\u00edn\u00e1 v\u00fdlet do podzem\u00ed, z\u00a0n\u011bho\u017e nen\u00ed cesty zp\u011bt. Ve videoh\u0159e Brno Transit od tv\u016frce vystupuj\u00edc\u00edho pod pseudonymem Spytihn\u011bv se z\u00a0podzemky moravsk\u00e9 metropole st\u00e1v\u00e1 m\u00edsto no\u010dn\u00edch m\u016fr, byrokratick\u00e9 \u0161ikany, pr\u016fjm\u016f a\u00a0sp\u00e1len\u00fdch syre\u010dk\u016f. V\u0161echno v\u00a0odst\u00ednu hn\u011bd\u00e9, \u0161ed\u00e9 a\u00a0\u017elut\u00e9, s\u00a0grafikou jako z\u00a0devades\u00e1t\u00fdch let.<\/p>\n

Hlavn\u00edm hrdinou je strojvedouc\u00ed v\u00a0z\u00e1cviku. Pro\u010d se rozhodl pro kari\u00e9ru v\u00a0brn\u011bnsk\u00e9m podzem\u00ed, to se nedozv\u00edme. Prost\u011b se ocitne ve spo\u0159e osv\u011btlen\u00e9m vestibulu stanice Motolice a\u00a0u\u017e slep\u011b pln\u00ed prvn\u00ed \u00fakol. Ve stanici Divadlo si vyzvedne pr\u016fkazku, ve Vodojemu se nahl\u00e1s\u00ed u\u00a0mistra, obl\u00e9kne mund\u00far. Horor m\u016f\u017ee za\u010d\u00edt.<\/p>\n

Zase jen pole<\/p>\n

Podzemn\u00ed dr\u00e1ha m\u011bla b\u00fdt spln\u011bn\u00fd sen Brna, ne jeho no\u010dn\u00ed m\u016fra. \u201eKoj\u00e1l zakroutil hlavou a\u00a0u\u017eu\u017e cht\u011bl p\u0159idat do kroku, kdy\u017e si v\u0161iml u\u00a0chodn\u00edku zaparkovan\u00e9ho favorita. Ne, to nen\u00ed mo\u017en\u00e9, kroutil op\u011bt u\u017easle hlavou, kdy\u017e v\u00a0pod\u0159epu hladil plech jeho dve\u0159\u00ed s\u00a0n\u00e1pisem Metrostav. Vtom se pod n\u00edm zachv\u011bla dla\u017eba. Tak u\u017e to za\u010dalo, d\u011bkoval bohu Koj\u00e1l\u2026,\u201c psal b\u00e1sn\u00edk Bogdan Trojak v\u00a0Brn\u011bnsk\u00e9m metru, surre\u00e1ln\u00e9 pov\u00eddkov\u00e9 knize z\u00a0roku 2006.\u00a0Vypr\u00e1v\u00ed v\u00a0n\u00ed o\u00a0in\u017een\u00fdrovi Jarohn\u011bvu Kieselackovi, kter\u00fd v\u00a0sedmdes\u00e1t\u00fdch letech projektoval tunel pod skaln\u00edm masivem \u0160pilberku. Jeho v\u00fdstavba byla z\u00a0nezn\u00e1m\u00fdch d\u016fvod\u016f p\u0159eru\u0161ena a\u00a0Kieselack se ze sam\u00e9ho z\u00e1rmutku rozhodl st\u00e1t se tunelov\u00fdm poustevn\u00edkem, kter\u00fd do podzem\u00ed l\u00e1kal m\u00edstn\u00ed liter\u00e1rn\u00ed celebrity.<\/p>\n

N\u011bkdo bere brn\u011bnsk\u00e9 metro jako p\u0159eno\u0161en\u00fd vtip, ale sn\u011bn\u00ed o\u00a0podzemce bylo je\u0161t\u011b doned\u00e1vna docela \u017eiv\u00e9. \u201eP\u0159et\u00ed\u017een\u00e9 Brno tou\u017e\u00ed po skute\u010dn\u00e9m metru,\u201c psal web iDnes.cz p\u0159ed dv\u011bma lety, kdy\u017e si m\u011bsto nechalo vypracovat studii proveditelnosti podzemn\u00ed kolejov\u00e9 dr\u00e1hy. Radn\u00ed ov\u0161em usoudili, \u017ee se metro nevyplat\u00ed. Jedin\u011b snad vlak. V\u0161ichni ale v\u00edme, \u017ee to nen\u00ed stejn\u00e9.<\/p>\n

\u201eSen o\u00a0metropoli kon\u010d\u00ed, zase jen pole,\u201c smutn\u011b glosoval rozhodnut\u00ed radn\u00edch jeden u\u017eivatel facebooku. Dal\u0161\u00ed se nenechal zneklidnit: \u201eCo kecaj\u00ed, j\u00e1 se pohybuji s\u00a0metrem po Brn\u011b ji\u017e l\u00e9ta.\u201c<\/p>\n

Pohledem kultury m\u00e1 m\u011bsto podzemky dv\u011b\u00a0\u2013 kdy\u017e po\u010d\u00edt\u00e1me Trojakovu knihu s\u00a0rozkopan\u00fdm tunelem ve skaln\u00edm masivu \u0160pilberku, tak i\u00a0t\u0159i. Je\u0161t\u011b je tu inscenace v\u00a0N\u00e1rodn\u00edm divadle Brno, v\u00a0n\u00ed\u017e se z\u00a0metra stalo podsv\u011bt\u00ed. P\u0159eb\u00fdvaj\u00ed tam du\u0161e zem\u0159el\u00fdch a\u00a0mezi stanicemi Jan\u00e1\u010dkova nebo H\u0159bitovn\u00ed hledaj\u00ed rozh\u0159e\u0161en\u00ed. Pr\u00fd jde o\u00a0bl\u00e1znivou komedii. Jmenuje se op\u011bt Brn\u011bnsk\u00e9 metro. Jak tak\u00e9 jinak.<\/p>\n

Pr\u00e1zdn\u00e9 tv\u00e1\u0159e<\/p>\n

A pak je tu Spytihn\u011bvova videohra Brno Transit. V\u00a0t\u00e9 se podzem\u00ed m\u011bn\u00ed na m\u00edsto absolutn\u00edho podvolen\u00ed, kde to p\u00e1chne zka\u017een\u00fdm masem a\u00a0pl\u00edsn\u00ed. \u201eKdo nep\u0159ijde na sm\u011bnu, mus\u00ed darovat krev. Vyk\u00e1\u017eu to jako den volna. Odb\u011brov\u00e1 m\u00edstnost je ve stanici Sovinec,\u201c konstatuje sm\u011bnmistr. A\u00a0tak cestujeme \u0161ediv\u00fdmi tunely a\u00a0vestibuly, a\u017e naraz\u00edme na \u0159eznictv\u00ed, v\u00a0jeho\u017e zadn\u00ed m\u00edstnosti, za chladic\u00edmi pulty s\u00a0prase\u010d\u00edmi hlavami a\u00a0jin\u00fdmi pochutinami, napl\u0148uj\u00ed nedochviln\u00ed strojvedouc\u00ed pytl\u00edky krv\u00ed a\u017e k\u00a0prasknut\u00ed. \u201eBoha. Dnes u\u017e t\u0159et\u00ed vadn\u00fd vak. Nevad\u00ed, zkus\u00edme dal\u0161\u00ed,\u201c uklid\u0148uje situaci \u0159ezn\u00edk.<\/p>\n

\u017de m\u00e1 Spytihn\u011bv talent kombinovat hr\u016fzu s\u00a0absurdn\u00edm humorem, to uk\u00e1zal u\u017e ve sv\u00e9 star\u0161\u00ed h\u0159e Hrot, zasazen\u00e9 do postapokalyptick\u00e9 Prahy kolem roku 1986.\u00a0Byla to ak\u010dn\u00ed st\u0159\u00edle\u010dka, v\u00a0n\u00ed\u017e se likvidovala monstra v\u00a0antiradia\u010dn\u00edch kombin\u00e9z\u00e1ch nebo l\u00e9taj\u00edc\u00ed hlavy chraplav\u011b \u0161eptaj\u00edc\u00ed, \u017ee \u201eLenin \u017eije\u201c, a\u00a0energie se dopl\u0148ovala poj\u00edd\u00e1n\u00edm pa\u0161tiky v\u00a0konzerv\u011b \u010di pit\u00edm ml\u00e9ka ze s\u00e1\u010dku.<\/p>\n

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V Brnu Transit se nest\u0159\u00edl\u00ed. Poslouch\u00e1te rozkazy a\u00a0\u0159\u00edd\u00edte metro. Stihnete dojet do dal\u0161\u00ed stanice v\u00a0\u010dasov\u00e9m limitu? A\u00a0dobrzdit na metr p\u0159esn\u011b? Na ovl\u00e1dac\u00edm pultu se p\u0159ipaluj\u00ed syre\u010dky a\u00a0ze tmy tunelu metra m\u016f\u017ee ka\u017edou chv\u00edli vysko\u010dit n\u011bjak\u00e1 stv\u016fra, nebo se vr\u00e1t\u00ed st\u0159evn\u00ed kolika zp\u016fsoben\u00e1 pro\u0161l\u00fdm p\u00e1rkem v\u00a0rohl\u00edku ze st\u00e1nku ve stanici Vodojem.<\/p>\n

Brno Transit jde dohr\u00e1t za hodinu a\u00a0p\u016fl, je tedy krat\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e Hrot, ale p\u016fsob\u00ed dynami\u010dt\u011bji. Kdykoli v\u00e1m chodby na \u017elut\u00e9 \u010di hn\u011bd\u00e9 lince brn\u011bnsk\u00e9 podzemky za\u010dnou p\u0159ipadat p\u0159\u00edli\u0161 pr\u00e1zdn\u00e9, n\u011bkdo v\u00e1s vylek\u00e1. A\u00a0bezdu\u0161e p\u016fsob\u00edc\u00ed postavi\u010dky instruktora a\u00a0sm\u011bnmistra za\u010dnou prozrazovat sv\u00e1 tajemstv\u00ed.<\/p>\n

O Hrotu se mluvilo jako o\u00a0normaliza\u010dn\u00ed st\u0159\u00edle\u010dce, Brno Transit m\u016f\u017ee p\u016fsobit jako v\u00fdsm\u011bch moravsk\u00e9 metropoli. Tak to ale nen\u00ed. Spytihn\u011bvova nov\u00e1 hra ukazuje, jak\u00e9 to je, kdy\u017e se ocitneme v\u00a0zajet\u00ed syst\u00e9mu, kter\u00fd n\u00e1s \u0159\u00edd\u00ed, a\u00a0z\u00e1rove\u0148 se rozpad\u00e1 p\u0159ed o\u010dima. Ale stejn\u011b je dob\u0159e, \u017ee v\u00a0Brn\u011b metro nen\u00ed.<\/p>\n

V pln\u00e9m vyd\u00e1n\u00ed newsletteru Chleb\u00ed\u010dek toho najdete je\u0161t\u011b mnohem v\u00edc, v\u010detn\u011b zaj\u00edmav\u00fdch kulturn\u00edch tip\u016f od na\u0161ich redaktor\u016f i\u00a0\u010dten\u00e1\u0159\u016f. P\u0159ihlaste se k\u00a0odb\u011bru<\/a> a\u00a0budete ho dost\u00e1vat ka\u017ed\u00fd \u010dtvrtek p\u0159\u00edmo do sv\u00e9 e-mailov\u00e9 schr\u00e1nky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\u010ctete uk\u00e1zku z\u00a0newsletteru Chleb\u00ed\u010dek, ve kter\u00e9m Jon\u00e1\u0161 Zbo\u0159il a\u00a0kulturn\u00ed rubrika SZ ka\u017ed\u00fd \u010dtvrtek glosuj\u00ed d\u011bn\u00ed v\u00a0sou\u010dasn\u00e9 kultu\u0159e a\u00a0p\u0159in\u00e1\u0161ej\u00ed…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":79092,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[92,2628,6800,223,9175,195,74,73,78,75,77,76,1451],"class_list":{"0":"post-79091","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-veda-a-technika","8":"tag-brno","9":"tag-chlebicek-newsletter","10":"tag-metro","11":"tag-pocitacove-hry","12":"tag-postapokalypsa","13":"tag-recenze","14":"tag-science","15":"tag-science-technology","16":"tag-technika","17":"tag-technology","18":"tag-veda","19":"tag-veda-a-technika","20":"tag-videohry"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@cz\/116537446169672319","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79091","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=79091"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/79091\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/79092"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=79091"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=79091"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/cz\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=79091"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}