Rongis on kaks meest, kes omavahel tutvuvad.<\/p>\n
\u00dcks neist on ps\u00fchholoog ja teine \u00e4rimees.<\/p>\n
\u00c4rimees \u00fctleb: “Kuule, kui sa oled ps\u00fchholoog, siis teeme nii, et sa hakkad mu m\u00f5tteid lugema, ja iga \u00f5ige \u00e4raloetud m\u00f5tte eest saad 100 eurot!”<\/p>\n
Ps\u00fchholoog vastab: “Ma olen ps\u00fchholoog, mitte selgeltn\u00e4gija!”<\/p>\n
\u00c4rimees: “Mees, kas sa ei saanud aru v\u00f5i?! Lase tulla!”<\/p>\n
Ps\u00fchholoog: “Olgu, kui te rongi peale tulite, siis j\u00e4relikult m\u00f5tlete suurep\u00e4raselt veedetud puhkusest.”<\/p>\n
\u00c4rimees: “V\u00e4ga hea, 100 eurot on sul olemas. Lase edasi!”<\/p>\n
Ps\u00fchholoog: “Teiesugune tegija mees sai kindlasti tuttavaks imekauni naisega, kellega te veetsite unustamatuid \u00f6id\u2026”<\/p>\n
\u00c4rimees noogutab: “J\u00e4rgmised 100 eurot teenitud!”<\/p>\n
Ps\u00fchholoog: “N\u00fc\u00fcd aga m\u00f5tlete, et peate tagasi koju oma naise juurde minema ja see m\u00f5te tekitab teis s\u00fcgavat stressi.”<\/p>\n
\u00c4rimees: “Kuule, j\u00e4lle t\u00e4ppi! Sa ju t\u00e4itsa selgeltn\u00e4gija valmis!”<\/p>\n
Ps\u00fchholoog: “Ja n\u00fc\u00fcd m\u00f5tlete, et tuleks oma naisest \u00e4ra lahutada\u2026”<\/p>\n
\u00c4rimees \u00e4kiliselt: “Stopp! 1000 eurot selle lause eest ja rohkem ei r\u00e4\u00e4gi!!!”<\/p>\n
Ps\u00fchholoog: \u201cAga miks te annate viimase m\u00f5tte eest 10 korda rohkem raha?!”<\/p>\n
\u00c4rimees: “Sest see pole enam m\u00f5te, vaid see on juba geniaalne idee!!!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Rongis on kaks meest, kes omavahel tutvuvad. \u00dcks neist on ps\u00fchholoog ja teine \u00e4rimees. \u00c4rimees \u00fctleb: “Kuule, kui…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":106861,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[80],"tags":[12643,26,27,37,33,35,34,36,31,32,21,51004,10318,28,29,95,38410,9787,19,25,9906,5430,23,24,22,20,30,92,93,94],"class_list":["post-106860","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-maailm","tag-arimees","tag-breaking-news","tag-breakingnews","tag-ee","tag-eesti","tag-eesti-keel","tag-estonia","tag-estonian","tag-featured-news","tag-featurednews","tag-headlines","tag-idee","tag-lahutus","tag-latest-news","tag-latestnews","tag-maailm","tag-motted","tag-naine","tag-news","tag-populaarseimad-lood","tag-psuhholoog","tag-stress","tag-top-stories","tag-topstories","tag-uldised-uudised","tag-uudised","tag-viimased-uudised","tag-world","tag-world-news","tag-worldnews"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@ee\/116059605715673175","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106860","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=106860"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/106860\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/106861"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=106860"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=106860"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=106860"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}