{"id":181245,"date":"2026-05-18T17:39:11","date_gmt":"2026-05-18T17:39:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/181245\/"},"modified":"2026-05-18T17:39:11","modified_gmt":"2026-05-18T17:39:11","slug":"anekdoot-50-eurot-uhe-olle-eest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/181245\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdoot: 50 eurot \u00fche \u00f5lle eest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Eestlane astub baari ja tellib \u00fche \u00f5lle.<\/p>\n<p>Baarmen \u00fctleb talle: &#8220;50 eurot!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Eestlane on \u0161okeeritud: &#8220;Kuidas 50 eurot, eile oli ju 10 eurot?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No t\u00e4naseks on 50 eurot!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Miks 50, tule taevas appi?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Las ma selgitan: 10 eurot &#8211; \u00f5lu, 10 &#8211; tugevdada ELi kaitset, 10 &#8211; Ukraina abistamiseks, 10 &#8211; abi Euroopa riikidele, kes soovivad saada EL-i liikmeks, 10 gaasitoetuseks EL-ile.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Eestlane luges vaikselt raha ja andis baarmenile 50 eurot.<\/p>\n<p>Baarmen v\u00f5ttis need, pani kassasse ja tagastas talle 10 eurot.<\/p>\n<p>Eestlane \u00fcllatunult: &#8220;Oota, sa \u00fctlesid, et 50 eurot ja ma andsin sulle 50! Miks sa siis mulle 10 eurot tagasi maksad?&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Eestlane astub baari ja tellib \u00fche \u00f5lle. Baarmen \u00fctleb talle: &#8220;50 eurot!&#8221; Eestlane on \u0161okeeritud: &#8220;Kuidas 50 eurot,&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":181246,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[80],"tags":[4004,26,27,37,33,35,137,34,36,31,32,148,21,19374,28,29,54324,95,54320,54317,54321,54318,54323,10190,54322,17373,54319,19,25,23,24,22,20,30,92,93,94],"class_list":["post-181245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-maailm","tag-anekdoot","tag-breaking-news","tag-breakingnews","tag-ee","tag-eesti","tag-eesti-keel","tag-elu","tag-estonia","tag-estonian","tag-featured-news","tag-featurednews","tag-foto","tag-headlines","tag-huumor","tag-latest-news","tag-latestnews","tag-lobus","tag-maailm","tag-meeldib","tag-meeldib-ee","tag-meeldiv","tag-meem","tag-naerma","tag-nali","tag-nalja-nabani","tag-naljakas","tag-naljapilt","tag-news","tag-populaarseimad-lood","tag-top-stories","tag-topstories","tag-uldised-uudised","tag-uudised","tag-viimased-uudised","tag-world","tag-world-news","tag-worldnews"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@ee\/116596806003256205","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=181245"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/181245\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/181246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=181245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=181245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=181245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}