{"id":210144,"date":"2026-06-21T19:28:17","date_gmt":"2026-06-21T19:28:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/210144\/"},"modified":"2026-06-21T19:28:17","modified_gmt":"2026-06-21T19:28:17","slug":"anekdoot-loomade-kuningas-lovi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/210144\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdoot: loomade kuningas L\u00f5vi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Loomade kuningas L\u00f5vi kutsub k\u00f5ik loomad kokku ja teatab:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Kallid loomad, mul on teile kaks uudist \u00fcks on hea ja teine halb. Kumma ma esimesena teatavaks teen?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Loomad \u00fcksmeelselt, et ikka hea uudis enne.<\/p>\n<p>Selle peale lausub l\u00f5vi:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hea uudis on see, et meile saadeti vagunit\u00e4is kondoome&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Loomad kisavad r\u00f5\u00f5must ja \u00f5nnest, kuid siis meenub teine uudis, et mis see siis on?!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Halb uudis on aga see, et j\u00e4nes laadis kondoomid heinahanguga maha&#8230;&#8221; ohkab l\u00f5vi kurvalt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Loomade kuningas L\u00f5vi kutsub k\u00f5ik loomad kokku ja teatab: &#8220;Kallid loomad, mul on teile kaks uudist \u00fcks on&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":210145,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[16],"tags":[4004,37,33,35,173,34,36,19374,23178,305,85706,19494,140],"class_list":["post-210144","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-meelelahutus","tag-anekdoot","tag-ee","tag-eesti","tag-eesti-keel","tag-entertainment","tag-estonia","tag-estonian","tag-huumor","tag-janes","tag-loomad","tag-loomajutud","tag-lovi","tag-meelelahutus"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@ee\/116789753180445741","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210144","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=210144"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/210144\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/210145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=210144"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=210144"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=210144"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}