{"id":241080,"date":"2026-07-31T07:18:34","date_gmt":"2026-07-31T07:18:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/241080\/"},"modified":"2026-07-31T07:18:34","modified_gmt":"2026-07-31T07:18:34","slug":"anekdoot-ilus-blondiin-joob-samuti-martiinit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/241080\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdoot: ilus blondiin joob samuti martiinit"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mees astub baari ning tellib martiini.<\/p>\n

Baarimees \u00fctleb talle: “Milline kokkusattumus! Ainus k\u00fclastaja, kes siin praegu on, see ilus blondiin seal, joob samuti martiinit!”<\/p>\n

P\u00e4rast m\u00f5nda lonksu jalutab mees blondiini juurde ning lausub:<\/p>\n

“Kas pole huvitav kokkusattumus, et me m\u00f5lemad sama jooki joome?”<\/p>\n

Naine vastab: “Jah, on k\u00fcll! Mina n\u00e4ete olen siin sellep\u00e4rast, et mul on suur t\u00e4htp\u00e4ev. P\u00e4rast 20 aastat \u00fcritamist olen ma l\u00f5puks rase!”<\/p>\n

“Milline kokkusattumus!” on mees \u00fcllatunud. “Ka minul on suur t\u00e4htp\u00e4ev. P\u00e4rast mitmeid aastaid \u00fcritamist aretasin ma l\u00f5puks mitmev\u00e4rvilise kana!”<\/p>\n

Blondiin on seda kuuldes h\u00e4mmastuses: “Kuidas teil k\u00fcll selline asi \u00f5nnestus?”<\/p>\n

“Tuli paljusid erinevaid kukkesid katsetada,” vastab mees.<\/p>\n

“Milline kokkusattumus\u2026!!!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Mees astub baari ning tellib martiini. Baarimees \u00fctleb talle: “Milline kokkusattumus! Ainus k\u00fclastaja, kes siin praegu on, see…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":241081,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[18],"tags":[4004,19226,12554,37,33,35,34,36,19374,29390,32946,95483,10190,10744,159,158,95484],"class_list":["post-241080","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-sport","tag-anekdoot","tag-baar","tag-blondiin","tag-ee","tag-eesti","tag-eesti-keel","tag-estonia","tag-estonian","tag-huumor","tag-kana","tag-kukk","tag-martini","tag-nali","tag-rasedus","tag-sport","tag-sports","tag-tahtpaev"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@ee\/117013374788763726","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241080","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=241080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241080\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/241081"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=241080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=241080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=241080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}