{"id":241802,"date":"2026-08-01T05:54:12","date_gmt":"2026-08-01T05:54:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/241802\/"},"modified":"2026-08-01T05:54:12","modified_gmt":"2026-08-01T05:54:12","slug":"sinijarv-soovitab-lugege-te-koik-kel-vahegi-kavas-on-olnud-kunagi-kuhugi-kandideerida","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/241802\/","title":{"rendered":"Sinij\u00e4rv soovitab: \u00abLugege te k\u00f5ik, kel v\u00e4hegi kavas on olnud kunagi kuhugi kandideerida\u00bb"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No on ikka hull huugamine k\u00fcll. M\u00f5elge, Riigikogu! Suured palgad! K\u00f5ige kurja juur! Hirm ja kole! Nood, kes tahavad k\u00e4sa vastastikku h\u00f5\u00f5ruda ja nuka taga pihku itsitada, leiavad siit palju. A nood, kellele pakub huvi me k\u00f5ikide rahvaesinduse igap\u00e4evjas toimimus, leiavad enam. Ja enamatki veel. Mitte et k\u00f5ik kirjapandu ja silmitsi loetav puhas t\u00f5de ja kvalifitseeritud ajalugu oleks. Siin on vabameelse vabamehe sissevaade t\u00e4nasesse (ok, eilsesse) elusse enesesse. Oh paraku. Ega ajalugu ei k\u00fcsi.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"figure__image\" onclick=\"triggerEvent('articleImageClick', { id: 17698168, focus: 'single-image', focusIndex: '17698168' })\" onkeydown=\"if (event.key === 'Enter') {&#10;        triggerEvent('articleImageClick', { id: 17698168, focus: 'single-image', focusIndex: '17698168' })&#10;        }\" role=\"button\" tabindex=\"0\" data-focus-from=\"single-image\" data-focus-index=\"17698168\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/17698168t1h49c8.webp\"  onload=\"this.parentElement.classList.remove('figure__image-loading')\" alt=\"Juku-Kalle Raid, \u00abRiigikogu kevade. Meie oma Sigat\u00fc\u00fcka lossi lood\u00bb.\"\/>Juku-Kalle Raid, \u00abRiigikogu kevade. Meie oma Sigat\u00fc\u00fcka lossi lood\u00bb. Foto: Repro<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vanataat olgu t\u00e4natud, et Toompeal k\u00f5ige muu aulise armastet estirahwa hulgas on m\u00e4rkajaid ja kirkajaid. No kui ei oleks meil seda va Juku-Kallet, siis saaksime \u00e4kki hoopis entusiastlikke kantseliit-staatusraporteid stiilis \u00abSidusgruppidega ok; ettekanne ootel \u2013 t\u00e4iendused pln\u00bb v\u00f5i, loomingulisemalt, \u00abIgav oli. T\u00f5sistest asjadest taheti r\u00e4\u00e4kida. Kuulata ei tahtnud. K\u00e4stakse k\u00f5ne teha. L\u00e4hen \u00fctlen \u2013 \u2013 -\u00ab Raid k\u00fctab teise serva v\u00e4lja, kardan, et natuke naeruv\u00e4\u00e4ristab. Pup-pup-pup. Kas ma p\u00e4rast kogu selle kummastava sisekaemuse l\u00e4bilugemist kaaluksin kandideerimist kohta, kus on keskp\u00e4rane palk ja kurat teab mihuke seltskond? Vaevalt k\u00fcll. Samas. Asjalik inimene ei pea mitte pelgu pugema, kui tahtmist tegemiseks on. Nali naljaks, aga naljad tulebki enne \u00e4ra naljatada. Ja ilukirjandus pakub m\u00e4rksa suuremal hulgal m\u00e4rksa m\u00f5ttetumat sisekaemust. V\u00f5ta \u00fcks ja viska teist. Ma pigem viskaksin Jukut, otse vastu Toompea m\u00fc\u00fcri, pl\u00e4rts!<\/p>\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lugege te k\u00f5ik, kel v\u00e4hegi kavas on olnud kunagi kuhugi kandideerida. Juku-Kalle keerab asjale v\u00e4heke vinti peale, ent ju n\u00f5nda ongi \u00e4gedam. Oskaja kirjutaja prullakas tekst on v\u00e4ike lust omaette (k\u00f5igi oma higade ja vigadega) ja kui Ahto Muld praegu l\u00e4bi astuks mu raamatukuhju p\u00f5rnitsema, siis ju ta \u00fctleks: \u00abMhmh.\u00bb. \u00dctlen soovituslikult sama. Tuld!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"No on ikka hull huugamine k\u00fcll. M\u00f5elge, Riigikogu! Suured palgad! K\u00f5ige kurja juur! Hirm ja kole! 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