Noor ja edukas mees tuli v\u00e4lismaalt tagasi koju ja tahtis astuda kohalike noorte ja edukate klubisse.<\/p>\n
Vastuv\u00f5tul k\u00fcsiti temalt:<\/p>\n
“Kas sul viimase malli mersu v\u00f5i bemari on?”<\/p>\n
“Ei ole,” vastas noormees ausalt.<\/p>\n
“Kas sul kahekorruseline suvila mere \u00e4\u00e4res on?”<\/p>\n
“Ei ole,” vastas noormees taas ausalt ja selle peale vaadati teda juba imelikult.<\/p>\n
“Kas sul p\u00f6idlaj\u00e4medune kuldkett on kaelas?” tuli kolmas k\u00fcsimus.<\/p>\n
“Ei…,” j\u00f5udis noormees \u00f6elda enne, kui ta t\u00e4navale visati.<\/p>\n
T\u00e4naval v\u00f5ttis ta taskust oma satelliittelefoni ja helistas koju naisele Chicagosse.<\/p>\n
“Nii, kullake, kuula n\u00fc\u00fcd, mis teha tuleb!\u00a0Esiteks m\u00fc\u00fc maha meie Lamborghinid ja osta mingi viimase malli bemari v\u00f5i mersu, parem m\u00f5lemad. Teiseks: kas sa m\u00e4letad meie suvilaid Vahemere \u00e4\u00e4res ja Kanaari saartel? Vaat sedamoodi, et homseks olgu k\u00f5igil paar korrust maas, et nad kahekorruselised oleksid! Ja kolmandaks, istu meie eralennukisse ja lenda Austraaliasse, seal suvitab meie koer. Koer lase magama panna, aga see kett, mis tal kaelas on, saada mulle, klubi tahab, et ma seda ise kannaksin!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Noor ja edukas mees tuli v\u00e4lismaalt tagasi koju ja tahtis astuda kohalike noorte ja edukate klubisse. Vastuv\u00f5tul k\u00fcsiti…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":26771,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[80],"tags":[1553,26,27,1891,37,33,35,34,36,31,32,21,28,29,95,14455,19,25,1432,23,24,22,20,7277,30,2085,92,93,94],"class_list":{"0":"post-26770","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-maailm","8":"tag-austraalia","9":"tag-breaking-news","10":"tag-breakingnews","11":"tag-chicago","12":"tag-ee","13":"tag-eesti","14":"tag-eesti-keel","15":"tag-estonia","16":"tag-estonian","17":"tag-featured-news","18":"tag-featurednews","19":"tag-headlines","20":"tag-latest-news","21":"tag-latestnews","22":"tag-maailm","23":"tag-mersu","24":"tag-news","25":"tag-populaarseimad-lood","26":"tag-rikas","27":"tag-top-stories","28":"tag-topstories","29":"tag-uldised-uudised","30":"tag-uudised","31":"tag-vahemeri","32":"tag-viimased-uudised","33":"tag-villa","34":"tag-world","35":"tag-world-news","36":"tag-worldnews"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@ee\/115429493084024331","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26770","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26770"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26770\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/26771"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26770"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26770"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26770"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}