{"id":30904,"date":"2025-10-30T10:21:14","date_gmt":"2025-10-30T10:21:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/30904\/"},"modified":"2025-10-30T10:21:14","modified_gmt":"2025-10-30T10:21:14","slug":"anekdoot-naiste-koondise-ujumisvoistkond","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/30904\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdoot: naiste koondise ujumisv\u00f5istkond"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Basseinis treenib naiste koondise ujumisv\u00f5istkond.<\/p>\n<p>Trib\u00fc\u00fcnil istub 65-aastane vanaema ja kommenteerib valjusti:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Tehnika on sul vale! Kiirust pole&#8230;!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Treeneril saab sellest k\u00f5rini:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Kuule, memmeke, kui sa nii k\u00f5va tegija oled, siis n\u00e4itad \u00e4kki ette, kuidas asjad k\u00e4ivad!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Vanaproua riietub kiiresti \u00fcmber, h\u00fcppab vette ja ujub kergelt, \u00fche hinget\u00f5mbega, kaks basseinipikkust.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Vanaema, kas te olete meie koondises v\u00f5istelnud? Kes oli teie treener?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mis treener, pojake? Ma t\u00f6\u00f6tasin nooruses 20 aastat t\u00e4navaprostituudina Veneetsias&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Basseinis treenib naiste koondise ujumisv\u00f5istkond. Trib\u00fc\u00fcnil istub 65-aastane vanaema ja kommenteerib valjusti: &#8220;Tehnika on sul vale! Kiirust pole&#8230;!&#8221;&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":30905,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[80],"tags":[26,27,37,33,35,34,36,31,32,21,28,29,95,19,25,7747,16321,371,23,24,16322,22,20,2740,30,16323,92,93,94],"class_list":{"0":"post-30904","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-maailm","8":"tag-breaking-news","9":"tag-breakingnews","10":"tag-ee","11":"tag-eesti","12":"tag-eesti-keel","13":"tag-estonia","14":"tag-estonian","15":"tag-featured-news","16":"tag-featurednews","17":"tag-headlines","18":"tag-latest-news","19":"tag-latestnews","20":"tag-maailm","21":"tag-news","22":"tag-populaarseimad-lood","23":"tag-prostitutsioon","24":"tag-prostituut","25":"tag-tehnika","26":"tag-top-stories","27":"tag-topstories","28":"tag-ujuma","29":"tag-uldised-uudised","30":"tag-uudised","31":"tag-veneetsia","32":"tag-viimased-uudised","33":"tag-voistkond","34":"tag-world","35":"tag-world-news","36":"tag-worldnews"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@ee\/115462621492893977","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30904","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=30904"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30904\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/30905"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=30904"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=30904"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=30904"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}