{"id":37285,"date":"2025-11-07T15:15:13","date_gmt":"2025-11-07T15:15:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/37285\/"},"modified":"2025-11-07T15:15:13","modified_gmt":"2025-11-07T15:15:13","slug":"anekdoot-jumal-muutis-ennast-arstiks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/37285\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdoot: Jumal muutis ennast arstiks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jumal otsustas, et maa peal on h\u00e4da ja viletsust nii palju, et ta tuleb vahepeal maale tagasi ja teeb m\u00f5ne heateo.<\/p>\n<p>Ta l\u00e4ks Venemaale, muutis ennast arstiks ja l\u00e4ks polikliinikusse t\u00f6\u00f6le.<\/p>\n<p>Polikliinikus oli pikk saba ja ta asus kohe t\u00f6\u00f6 kallale.<\/p>\n<p>Esimene patsient oli ratastoolis invaliid.<\/p>\n<p>Jumal vaatas talle korra otsa ja \u00fctles:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;T\u00f5use \u00fcles ja k\u00f5nni \u00e4ra!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Invaliid astus koridori, kus uudishimulikud inimesed k\u00fcsisid, et kuidas uus arst ka on.<\/p>\n<p>Invaliid rehmas k\u00e4ega ja \u00fctles:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Kurat, nad on k\u00f5ik samasugused &#8211; see ei viitsinud isegi verer\u00f5hku m\u00f5\u00f5ta, vaid saatis mind kohe ukse taha tagasi!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Jumal otsustas, et maa peal on h\u00e4da ja viletsust nii palju, et ta tuleb vahepeal maale tagasi ja&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":37286,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[80],"tags":[4745,26,27,37,33,35,34,36,31,32,21,19024,19026,28,29,95,19,19027,25,19025,23,24,22,20,96,30,92,93,94],"class_list":["post-37285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-maailm","tag-arst","tag-breaking-news","tag-breakingnews","tag-ee","tag-eesti","tag-eesti-keel","tag-estonia","tag-estonian","tag-featured-news","tag-featurednews","tag-headlines","tag-invaliid","tag-jumal","tag-latest-news","tag-latestnews","tag-maailm","tag-news","tag-polikliinik","tag-populaarseimad-lood","tag-ratastool","tag-top-stories","tag-topstories","tag-uldised-uudised","tag-uudised","tag-venemaa","tag-viimased-uudised","tag-world","tag-world-news","tag-worldnews"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@ee\/115509075922774462","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37285\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/37286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}