Eile l\u00e4ksime abikaasaga p\u00e4rast t\u00f6\u00f6d kaubanduskeskusesse.<\/p>\n
K\u00f5ik oli kodus suht otsas, nii et v\u00f5tsime lausa kaks k\u00e4ru:\u00a0tema l\u00fckkas \u00fchte ja mina teist.<\/p>\n
Kui kaup oli valitud, siis suundusime kassa poole, seal oli v\u00e4ike j\u00e4rjekord.<\/p>\n
Mees l\u00e4ks sappa, ma veel vaatasin mingit uut CD. Siis l\u00e4ksin talle j\u00e4rele.<\/p>\n
Mehe selja taha oli tulnud juba mitu inimest, l\u00e4ksin neist m\u00f6\u00f6da ja siis tuligi lollitamise tuju…<\/p>\n
L\u00fckkasin oma k\u00e4ru neist m\u00f6\u00f6da, tegin n\u00e4o, et ma ei tunne oma meest, ja \u00fctlesin talle:<\/p>\n
“Kuulge, kena noormees, kas lubaksite mul teie ette tulla?”<\/p>\n
Ta sai aru, et ma lollitan, ja vastas:<\/p>\n
“Jah, loomulikult, mul pole kuhugi kiiret!”<\/p>\n
J\u00e4rjekord sisises ja \u00fcks mutike teatas:<\/p>\n
“See on nahaalsus, minge aga j\u00e4rjekorra l\u00f5ppu!!!”<\/p>\n
P\u00f6\u00f6rdusin uuesti oma mehe poole ja k\u00fcsisin:<\/p>\n
“Hmm…kas v\u00f5in oma asjad teie k\u00e4russe t\u00f5sta? Siin k\u00f5igile ei meeldi…”<\/p>\n
Mingi k\u00fclamees pomises selja taga:<\/p>\n
“No k\u00fcll on alles \u00fclbe! Jopenpuhh!!!”<\/p>\n
Otsustasin vinti juurde keerata:<\/p>\n
“Kuulge, kena noormees, kas v\u00f5ite maksta ka minu eest?”<\/p>\n
Terve j\u00e4rjekord ootas hinge kinni pidades vastust…<\/p>\n
Mees vaikis pikalt, et pinget hoida, ja \u00fctles siis:<\/p>\n
“Mis siis ikka, loomulikult ma maksan!\u00a0\u00c4rge muretsege!”<\/p>\n
“Te olete ju autoga? Kas viite mu \u00e4ra?” k\u00fcsisin naeru kinni hoides.<\/p>\n
Mees ei suutnud enam vastata. Te ei kujuta ette, milliseid grimasse ta tegi, et mitte naerma pursata!!!<\/p>\n
Ja j\u00e4rjekord oleks mu s\u00f6\u00f6nud elusast peast….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Eile l\u00e4ksime abikaasaga p\u00e4rast t\u00f6\u00f6d kaubanduskeskusesse. K\u00f5ik oli kodus suht otsas, nii et v\u00f5tsime lausa kaks k\u00e4ru:\u00a0tema l\u00fckkas…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":39250,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[80],"tags":[26,27,37,33,35,34,36,31,32,21,11387,19854,16472,28,29,95,19,3998,25,23,24,22,20,30,92,93,94],"class_list":{"0":"post-39249","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-maailm","8":"tag-breaking-news","9":"tag-breakingnews","10":"tag-ee","11":"tag-eesti","12":"tag-eesti-keel","13":"tag-estonia","14":"tag-estonian","15":"tag-featured-news","16":"tag-featurednews","17":"tag-headlines","18":"tag-jarjekord","19":"tag-kassa","20":"tag-kaubanduskeskus","21":"tag-latest-news","22":"tag-latestnews","23":"tag-maailm","24":"tag-news","25":"tag-noormees","26":"tag-populaarseimad-lood","27":"tag-top-stories","28":"tag-topstories","29":"tag-uldised-uudised","30":"tag-uudised","31":"tag-viimased-uudised","32":"tag-world","33":"tag-world-news","34":"tag-worldnews"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@ee\/115525885979753631","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=39249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/39249\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/39250"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=39249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=39249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=39249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}