{"id":41004,"date":"2025-11-12T18:08:10","date_gmt":"2025-11-12T18:08:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/41004\/"},"modified":"2025-11-12T18:08:10","modified_gmt":"2025-11-12T18:08:10","slug":"anekdoot-viiskummend-eurot-olle-eest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/41004\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdoot: viisk\u00fcmmend eurot \u00f5lle eest"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mees tellib baaris \u00f5lle.<\/p>\n<p>Baarmen \u00fctleb: &#8220;Viisk\u00fcmmend eurot!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u0160okeeritud mees: &#8220;Nii palju?! Eile oli k\u00fcmme!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Aga t\u00e4na on viisk\u00fcmmend!&#8221; teatab baarmen rahulikult.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Segaduses mees: &#8220;Mida p\u00f5rgut!? Miks nii palju!???&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Baarmen selgitab: &#8220;K\u00fcmme eurot \u00f5lu, k\u00fcmme eurot kaitsekuludeks, k\u00fcmme eurot Ukraina abistamiseks, k\u00fcmme nendele Euroopa riikidele, kes soovivad saada ELi liikmeks, k\u00fcmme vedelgaasi ostutoetuseks ELile.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Mees poetab\u00a0vaikides viisk\u00fcmmend eurot baariletile.<\/p>\n<p>Baarmen v\u00f5tab raha ja paneb selle kassasse, seej\u00e4rel v\u00f5tab k\u00fcmme eurot ja tagastab mehele.<\/p>\n<p>Segaduses mees: &#8220;Aga oli ju viisk\u00fcmmend?! Miks sa mulle k\u00fcmme tagasi andsid?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Mees tellib baaris \u00f5lle. Baarmen \u00fctleb: &#8220;Viisk\u00fcmmend eurot!&#8221; \u0160okeeritud mees: &#8220;Nii palju?! Eile oli k\u00fcmme!!!&#8221; &#8220;Aga t\u00e4na on&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":41005,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[80],"tags":[20616,19226,20615,26,27,37,33,35,3239,34,36,112,31,32,21,28,29,95,19,13642,25,23,24,262,22,20,30,92,93,94],"class_list":{"0":"post-41004","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-maailm","8":"tag-20616","9":"tag-baar","10":"tag-baarmen","11":"tag-breaking-news","12":"tag-breakingnews","13":"tag-ee","14":"tag-eesti","15":"tag-eesti-keel","16":"tag-el","17":"tag-estonia","18":"tag-estonian","19":"tag-euroopa","20":"tag-featured-news","21":"tag-featurednews","22":"tag-headlines","23":"tag-latest-news","24":"tag-latestnews","25":"tag-maailm","26":"tag-news","27":"tag-olu","28":"tag-populaarseimad-lood","29":"tag-top-stories","30":"tag-topstories","31":"tag-ukraina","32":"tag-uldised-uudised","33":"tag-uudised","34":"tag-viimased-uudised","35":"tag-world","36":"tag-world-news","37":"tag-worldnews"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@ee\/115538067664161635","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41004","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=41004"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41004\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/41005"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=41004"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=41004"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=41004"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}