{"id":59925,"date":"2025-12-08T17:24:30","date_gmt":"2025-12-08T17:24:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/59925\/"},"modified":"2025-12-08T17:24:30","modified_gmt":"2025-12-08T17:24:30","slug":"anekdoot-kuulen-kogu-aeg-raadiost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/59925\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdoot: kuulen kogu aeg raadiost"},"content":{"rendered":"

Mees istub naisega k\u00f6\u00f6gis ja joovad hommikukohvi.<\/p>\n

“\u00dctle mulle, mis asi on situatsioon?”<\/p>\n

“Milleks sul seda vaja teada on?”<\/p>\n

“Lihtsalt huvitab! Kuulen kogu aeg raadiost: situatsioon Gazas, situatsioon USAs, situatsioon Ukraina-Venemaa piiril jne. Aga mis t\u00e4hendab “situatsioon”, seda ma ei tea…”<\/p>\n

“Kuidas sulle seda arusaadavalt selgitada?” vastab mees. “Kui sa koju tuled ja mina olen v\u00f5\u00f5ra naisega voodis – vot see on situatsioon. Said aru?”<\/p>\n

“Mis siin aru saada?!” \u00e4rritub naine. “Sa tuled koju, aga mina olen v\u00f5\u00f5ra mehega voodis – vot see ongi situatsioon!!!”<\/p>\n

“Kallis naine, sa \u00e4ra aja segamini situatsiooni ja prostitutsiooni!!!” k\u00e4ratab mees.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Mees istub naisega k\u00f6\u00f6gis ja joovad hommikukohvi. “\u00dctle mulle, mis asi on situatsioon?” “Milleks sul seda vaja teada…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":41866,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[80],"tags":[587,26,27,37,33,35,34,36,31,32,620,21,28,29,95,19,25,7747,322,30360,23,24,24826,22,20,30,92,93,94],"class_list":{"0":"post-59925","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-maailm","8":"tag-ameerika-uhendriigid","9":"tag-breaking-news","10":"tag-breakingnews","11":"tag-ee","12":"tag-eesti","13":"tag-eesti-keel","14":"tag-estonia","15":"tag-estonian","16":"tag-featured-news","17":"tag-featurednews","18":"tag-gaza","19":"tag-headlines","20":"tag-latest-news","21":"tag-latestnews","22":"tag-maailm","23":"tag-news","24":"tag-populaarseimad-lood","25":"tag-prostitutsioon","26":"tag-raadio","27":"tag-situatsioon","28":"tag-top-stories","29":"tag-topstories","30":"tag-ukraina-venemaa","31":"tag-uldised-uudised","32":"tag-uudised","33":"tag-viimased-uudised","34":"tag-world","35":"tag-world-news","36":"tag-worldnews"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@ee\/115685114949852711","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59925","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=59925"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/59925\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/41866"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=59925"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=59925"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=59925"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}