Kaevuritel on l\u00f5unapaus.<\/p>\n
\u00dcks kaevuritest s\u00f6\u00f6b parasjagu kiluv\u00f5ileiba kui j\u00e4rsku ilmub kohale \u00fclemus.<\/p>\n
\u201cJutt selline, homme tuleb t\u00f6\u00f6inspektor t\u00f6\u00f6ohutust kontrollima. Ole siis valmis, ikka kiiver peas jne. Ja ehk leiad homseks midagi viisakamat omale v\u00f5ileiva peale.\u201d<\/p>\n
J\u00e4rgmine p\u00e4ev tulebki inspektor. \u00dclemusega koos k\u00e4ivad terve kaevanduse l\u00e4bi ja j\u00f5uavad sama t\u00f6\u00f6lise juurde.<\/p>\n
N\u00e4evad, et mees s\u00f6\u00f6b v\u00f5ileiba, millel on paksult kalamarja peal.<\/p>\n
Inspektor imestab: \u201cTeie t\u00f6\u00f6tajad elavad ikka v\u00e4ga h\u00e4sti, ma n\u00e4en!\u201d<\/p>\n
Kontroll l\u00e4bitakse puhtalt ja inspektor l\u00e4heb minema.<\/p>\n
Veidi aja p\u00e4rast tuleb \u00fclemus sama kaevuri juurde ja k\u00fcsib:<\/p>\n
\u201cKuule, kust sa nii palju raha said, et kalamarja v\u00f5ileiva peale osta?!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cMis kuramuse kalamarja!? \u00d6\u00f6 otsa noppisin kiludel silmi peast v\u00e4lja!!!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Kaevuritel on l\u00f5unapaus. \u00dcks kaevuritest s\u00f6\u00f6b parasjagu kiluv\u00f5ileiba kui j\u00e4rsku ilmub kohale \u00fclemus. \u201cJutt selline, homme tuleb t\u00f6\u00f6inspektor…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":65045,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[26,27,37,33,35,34,36,31,32,21,33073,9388,33070,33072,33076,3807,33077,28,29,33075,3675,19,16196,24042,20633,33071,25,1409,13296,33074,3792,2160,23,24,22,10772,20,30,14981],"class_list":{"0":"post-65044","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-eesti","8":"tag-breaking-news","9":"tag-breakingnews","10":"tag-ee","11":"tag-eesti","12":"tag-eesti-keel","13":"tag-estonia","14":"tag-estonian","15":"tag-featured-news","16":"tag-featurednews","17":"tag-headlines","18":"tag-inspektor","19":"tag-kaevandus","20":"tag-kaevur","21":"tag-kiiver","22":"tag-kiluvoileib","23":"tag-kontroll","24":"tag-kuramus","25":"tag-latest-news","26":"tag-latestnews","27":"tag-lounapaus","28":"tag-mees","29":"tag-news","30":"tag-oma","31":"tag-oo","32":"tag-paev","33":"tag-pea","34":"tag-populaarseimad-lood","35":"tag-raha","36":"tag-silm","37":"tag-tooinspektor","38":"tag-tooohutus","39":"tag-tootaja","40":"tag-top-stories","41":"tag-topstories","42":"tag-uldised-uudised","43":"tag-ulemus","44":"tag-uudised","45":"tag-viimased-uudised","46":"tag-voileib"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@ee\/115723720704269294","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65044","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=65044"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/65044\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/65045"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=65044"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=65044"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=65044"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}