Poliitika Euroopas t\u00e4hendab tihti \u00f6\u00f6sse venivaid kohtumisi, mille l\u00f5puks korratakse juba ammu k\u00f5lanud s\u00f5numeid, kuid m\u00f6\u00f6dunud aastal n\u00e4gi ka inimlikke veidrusi ja riigijuhtide huumorisoont.<\/p>\n
Euroopa Majas Br\u00fcsseli s\u00fcdames valivad peaministrid ja presidendid t\u00e4htsate kohtumiste eel hoolikalt s\u00f5nu. M\u00f5nikord l\u00e4heb lausa kakluseks, et seda k\u00f5ike kuulda.<\/p>\n
“Ma lasen teil v\u00f5ib-olla mikrofonid paika seada nii, nagu vaja. Ma vaatan kaamerasse ja mikrofonid ei liigu enam. Okei? Sest muidu see ei ole v\u00f5imalik. Suur ait\u00e4h!” juhendas ajakirjanikke Prantsusmaa president Emmanuel Macron.<\/p>\n
Euroopa poliitikas on kahtlemata olulised riigijuhtide omavahelised suhted. M\u00f5ned pingutavad rohkem kui teised. Albaania peaminister Edi Rama lausa p\u00f5lvitas Itaalia peaministrit Giorgia Melonit Tiranas tervitades.<\/p>\n
M\u00f5nikord korraldatakse kohtumiste eel v\u00e4ike s\u00f5u \u2013 Albaanias kuvati suurel ekraanil tehisaru abil riigijuhid beebidena.<\/p>\n
Kui aga USA president Donald Trump viitas Iraanile ja Iisraelile kui kaklevatele poisikestele, viskas NATO peasekret\u00e4r Mark Rutte nalja, et issi peab sekkuma.<\/p>\n
“Issi peab m\u00f5nikord kasutama karme s\u00f5nu, et nad l\u00f5petaks,” lausus ta.<\/p>\n
Br\u00fcsselis tekkis aga seepeal k\u00fcsimus, kas ka Euroopas m\u00f5ni issi on.<\/p>\n
“V\u00f5ib-olla ma \u00fcllatan teid sellega, aga minu isa nimi oli ka Donald. Sellest vast piisab. \u00dchest issist piisab, eriti sama nimega,” \u00fctles n\u00e4iteks Poola peaminister Donald Tusk.<\/p>\n
Euroopa Liidu \u00fcks suurimaid naljahambaid on aga Belgia peaminister Bart de Wever. Kui Vene k\u00fclmutatud vara m\u00e4rtsis jutuks tuli, ei peitnud ta soovi k\u00fcsimusest eemale p\u00f5igelda.<\/p>\n
“Kas siin on varjuv\u00e4ljap\u00e4\u00e4s? On? Ma kasutan seda,” lausus ta.<\/p>\n
V\u00e4rvikad v\u00f5rdlused, et Vene vara on justkui kana, mis muneb kuldmune ehk tulu, mida Ukrainale jagada, kriitikuid siiski relvituks ei teinud. Kui l\u00f5puks Ukrainat otsustati toetada \u00fchislaenuga, vastas De Wever kriitikale irooniaga.<\/p>\n
“N\u00fc\u00fcd ma pean minema oma dat\u0161asse Peterburis, kus mu naaber on Depardieu ja \u00fcle tee elab Assad,” lausus ta.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Poliitika Euroopas t\u00e4hendab tihti \u00f6\u00f6sse venivaid kohtumisi, mille l\u00f5puks korratakse juba ammu k\u00f5lanud s\u00f5numeid, kuid m\u00f6\u00f6dunud aastal n\u00e4gi…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":78730,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[80],"tags":[26,27,117,37,33,35,34,36,590,31,32,21,28,29,95,19,25,39494,23,24,22,20,30,92,93,94],"class_list":{"0":"post-78729","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-maailm","8":"tag-breaking-news","9":"tag-breakingnews","10":"tag-brussel","11":"tag-ee","12":"tag-eesti","13":"tag-eesti-keel","14":"tag-estonia","15":"tag-estonian","16":"tag-euroopa-liit","17":"tag-featured-news","18":"tag-featurednews","19":"tag-headlines","20":"tag-latest-news","21":"tag-latestnews","22":"tag-maailm","23":"tag-news","24":"tag-populaarseimad-lood","25":"tag-riigijuhid","26":"tag-top-stories","27":"tag-topstories","28":"tag-uldised-uudised","29":"tag-uudised","30":"tag-viimased-uudised","31":"tag-world","32":"tag-world-news","33":"tag-worldnews"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@ee\/115844249205334524","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78729"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78729\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/78730"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}