{"id":97330,"date":"2026-01-30T19:22:14","date_gmt":"2026-01-30T19:22:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/97330\/"},"modified":"2026-01-30T19:22:14","modified_gmt":"2026-01-30T19:22:14","slug":"te-olete-voitnud-150-000-eurot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/97330\/","title":{"rendered":"te olete v\u00f5itnud 150 000 eurot!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00dcks igavlev liikluspolitseinik m\u00f5tleb, et teeks natuke nalja, peatab m\u00f6\u00f6duva auto ja \u00fctleb:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Palju \u00f5nne, te olete v\u00f5itnud 150 000 eurot, mida te sellega peale hakkate?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;K\u00f5igepealt ikka teeks endale juhiload!&#8221; r\u00f5\u00f5mustab autojuht.<\/p>\n<p>Naine k\u00f5rvalistmelt: &#8220;Ah, \u00e4rge pange t\u00e4hele, ta on purjus!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Tagaistmelt \u00fctleb keegi: &#8220;Ma ju \u00fctlesin, et me selle varastatud autoga kaugele ei j\u00f5ua!!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Siis kostab pagasnikust h\u00e4\u00e4l: &#8220;Kas me oleme juba \u00fcle piiri?!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\u00dcks igavlev liikluspolitseinik m\u00f5tleb, et teeks natuke nalja, peatab m\u00f6\u00f6duva auto ja \u00fctleb: &#8220;Palju \u00f5nne, te olete v\u00f5itnud&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":97331,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[14],"tags":[131,2881,130,37,33,35,34,36,47085,1302,4397,47086],"class_list":["post-97330","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-ari","tag-ari","tag-autojuht","tag-business","tag-ee","tag-eesti","tag-eesti-keel","tag-estonia","tag-estonian","tag-liikluspolitseinik","tag-piir","tag-purjus","tag-varastatud-auto"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@ee\/115985681258692833","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97330","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97330"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97330\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/97331"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97330"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97330"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ee\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97330"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}