{"id":47494,"date":"2025-09-28T09:00:10","date_gmt":"2025-09-28T09:00:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fi\/47494\/"},"modified":"2025-09-28T09:00:10","modified_gmt":"2025-09-28T09:00:10","slug":"kivulias-isku-kiveksille-urheilutahden-vaimolta-jaatavaa-kuittailua","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fi\/47494\/","title":{"rendered":"Kivulias isku kiveksille \u2013 Urheilut\u00e4hden vaimolta j\u00e4\u00e4t\u00e4v\u00e4\u00e4 kuittailua"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Kelly Stafford vitsaili miehens\u00e4 kustannuksella.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"image image-show image-preview\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/107df13121875efa3162a1a6d3b5c1ea61221d184cfb71b637a9f8b1936afa5b.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"image image-show\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fi\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/1759050010_429_107df13121875efa3162a1a6d3b5c1ea61221d184cfb71b637a9f8b1936afa5b.jpg\" alt=\"\"\/><\/p>\n<p>Kelly Stafford (oik.) vitsaili miehens\u00e4 Matthew Staffordin kustannuksella. AOP<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph\">NFL-seura Los Angeles Ramsin pelinrakentaja <strong>Matthew Stafford<\/strong> sai kivuliaan iskun kiveksille Philadelphia Eaglesia vastaan. Mies ei pystynyt heti jatkamaan peli\u00e4.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph\">\u2013 Sain polven paikkaan, johon ei todellakaan haluaisi saada osumaa. Minun piti vet\u00e4\u00e4 hetki happea, mutta olen kunnossa, Stafford kertoi pelin j\u00e4lkeen.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph\">Staffordin vaimo <strong>Kelly<\/strong> sai miehens\u00e4 kivuliaasta iskusta hyv\u00e4n puheenaiheen omaan podcastiinsa, jossa h\u00e4n k\u00e4sittelee nelilapsisen perheen arkea.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph\">\u2013 Katsoin h\u00e4nt\u00e4 ja sanoin, ett\u00e4 t\u00e4m\u00e4 on Jumalan tapa hoitaa vasektomia, koska et ole tehnyt sit\u00e4 viimeisen kahden vuoden aikana, Kelly vitsaili.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph\">\u2013 Jumalan oli tultava v\u00e4liin, koska et itse pystynyt siihen. Joten kiitos. Vasektomia ei ole nyt tarpeellinen, koska Jumala hoiti asian, Kelly jatkoi.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph\">Nainen haluaa kertoa podcastissaan, ett\u00e4 my\u00f6s rikkaat julkkikset kamppailevat arjessa ihan samojen ongelmien kanssa kuin muutkin. H\u00e4n avaa perheens\u00e4 el\u00e4m\u00e4\u00e4 huumorin kautta, kuten vasektomiavitsi hyvin kuvastaa.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph\">Kelly on my\u00f6s todennut podcastissaan, ett\u00e4 h\u00e4n lievitt\u00e4\u00e4 lapsiperhearjen kaaoksesta aiheutuvaa stressi\u00e4 kannabispurukumilla ja viinill\u00e4.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph\">L\u00e4hde: <a href=\"https:\/\/sportbild.bild.de\/sportmix\/us-sport\/frecher-witz-statt-mitleid-spielerfrau-feiert-hoden-treffer-bei-ihrem-mann-68d3e597f690fb3eb9734fca\" rel=\"noopener nofollow\" target=\"_blank\">Bild<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Kelly Stafford vitsaili miehens\u00e4 kustannuksella. Kelly Stafford (oik.) vitsaili miehens\u00e4 Matthew Staffordin kustannuksella. AOP NFL-seura Los Angeles Ramsin&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":47495,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[158],"tags":[35,33,31,30,101,41,98,159,32,2719,2720,160],"class_list":{"0":"post-47494","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-urheilu","8":"tag-24h","9":"tag-fi","10":"tag-finland","11":"tag-finnish","12":"tag-ihmissuhteet","13":"tag-liikunta-ja-urheilu","14":"tag-perhe","15":"tag-sports","16":"tag-suomi","17":"tag-tunne-elama","18":"tag-tunteet","19":"tag-urheilu"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47494","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=47494"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/47494\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/47495"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=47494"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=47494"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fi\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=47494"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}