If there was ever a headline that summed up the UK, I think that might be it.
I mean, I took a shit that had to have been the approximate size of a small to medium sized newborn. I was fucking cold sweating and considering going to the ER. I ended up gloving up and self-dilating with a ramekin full of olive oil. I felt that fucker shift inside of me when I stood. It didn’t fit down the gravity toilet’s portal, so I had to fill the basin up with water and turd dissolver. I wish I took a picture.
If she thought it was a massive poo why did she do it in the street?
This also happened to me except it was actually a massive poo
Very misleading headline.
She woke up and thought she had bad period pains. A bit later her mum thought she had appendicitis so they called an ambulance. As she was walking out the door (2 and a half hours later!) to the ambulance she went into labour in the street. She said as she started giving birth she felt like she was having a massive poo.
I guess woman who gave birth outside front door isn’t quite click worthy…
i’ve done the reverse, having to call a midwife for a shit
Must of been disconcerting when it aimed for the wrong hole 😳
My wife thought she needed a good fart, but was hospitalised with Endometriosis…
The baby is going to be called Winnie all it’s life.
You never heard of the opposite happening … a pregnant woman feeling that she is about to give birth, only to produce a massive turd – much to the disappointment of a watching crowd
if I didn’t know someone this actually happened to, I would call fake. but no symptoms at all – must be nice lol
Why did she think it was okay to do a “massive poo” in the street!?
We’ve all been there.
Although, as a man, it’s usually the other way around.
Sometimes a massive fart is just an explosive diarrhea, true story.
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If there was ever a headline that summed up the UK, I think that might be it.
I mean, I took a shit that had to have been the approximate size of a small to medium sized newborn. I was fucking cold sweating and considering going to the ER. I ended up gloving up and self-dilating with a ramekin full of olive oil. I felt that fucker shift inside of me when I stood. It didn’t fit down the gravity toilet’s portal, so I had to fill the basin up with water and turd dissolver. I wish I took a picture.
If she thought it was a massive poo why did she do it in the street?
This also happened to me except it was actually a massive poo
Very misleading headline.
She woke up and thought she had bad period pains. A bit later her mum thought she had appendicitis so they called an ambulance. As she was walking out the door (2 and a half hours later!) to the ambulance she went into labour in the street. She said as she started giving birth she felt like she was having a massive poo.
I guess woman who gave birth outside front door isn’t quite click worthy…
i’ve done the reverse, having to call a midwife for a shit
Must of been disconcerting when it aimed for the wrong hole 😳
My wife thought she needed a good fart, but was hospitalised with Endometriosis…
The baby is going to be called Winnie all it’s life.
You never heard of the opposite happening … a pregnant woman feeling that she is about to give birth, only to produce a massive turd – much to the disappointment of a watching crowd
if I didn’t know someone this actually happened to, I would call fake. but no symptoms at all – must be nice lol
Why did she think it was okay to do a “massive poo” in the street!?
We’ve all been there.
Although, as a man, it’s usually the other way around.
Sometimes a massive fart is just an explosive diarrhea, true story.