I skimmed over the grenade sentence and really thought they meant pineapples for a moment.
I shouldn’t’ve laughed at the headline, but I did.
My god, it sounds like a monty python skit.
>In the audio footage, he said that Michael Ryan can be heard speaking through Lawlor’s front door, asking for the return of a watch which he said was worth €4,000 and was “personal to me”.
>Lawlor told him: “F**k off Chino, I’m not giving it to you.”
>When Ryan continued to demand his watch, Lawlor said: “I’ll fight you down the back”, before Ryan said he would “send someone over” to “flick two or three pineapples in your window.”
>Det Gda Kelly said pineapple is slang for a grenade.
>Kelly said an audio recording captured Ryan moments after being stabbed saying: “You fucking c**t you, you dirtbird, Joey. You stabbed me in the artery, you f**king eejit.”
It honestly sounds like one scumbag thug killed another scumbag thug.
Okay, so someone died, yes, it’s not good.
But the back n’ forth between them & your fella’s last words reads like a comedy sketch
Famous last words
r/nottheonion
How is he pleading not guilty?!
Not everywhere in Dublin 11 is Finglas. The lads in the journal need to learn to read a map.
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I skimmed over the grenade sentence and really thought they meant pineapples for a moment.
I shouldn’t’ve laughed at the headline, but I did.
My god, it sounds like a monty python skit.
>In the audio footage, he said that Michael Ryan can be heard speaking through Lawlor’s front door, asking for the return of a watch which he said was worth €4,000 and was “personal to me”.
>Lawlor told him: “F**k off Chino, I’m not giving it to you.”
>When Ryan continued to demand his watch, Lawlor said: “I’ll fight you down the back”, before Ryan said he would “send someone over” to “flick two or three pineapples in your window.”
>Det Gda Kelly said pineapple is slang for a grenade.
>Kelly said an audio recording captured Ryan moments after being stabbed saying: “You fucking c**t you, you dirtbird, Joey. You stabbed me in the artery, you f**king eejit.”
It honestly sounds like one scumbag thug killed another scumbag thug.
Okay, so someone died, yes, it’s not good.
But the back n’ forth between them & your fella’s last words reads like a comedy sketch
Famous last words
r/nottheonion
How is he pleading not guilty?!
Not everywhere in Dublin 11 is Finglas. The lads in the journal need to learn to read a map.
I can’t believe you’ve done this.