The invation will start from Minnesota. Be there or be square. Haha
As a Norwegian I see no issues here.
Jesus, that’s how many black metal bands?
Come and take us. I already snakke Norsk. Vær så snill. 🥺
Spaniard: Can we have Cuba (back)? You can keep our old continental colonies.
Not if Denmark claims it first! Or we can share.. actually, just make sure Sweden doesnt get any
You know, it actually would be truly fascinating alternate history if the first permanent Eastern Hemisphere contact with the Western hemisphere had been with a bathing culture.
As an American I see no issue
The US simply hasn’t been doing a good job.
– 50 million without health insurance (form memory)
It’s clearly in the interest of Norway to control Vinland again. The current “americans” should go back to where they came form… or, oh, maybe not. But just leave, please.
No no no. We leave Canada be.
Edit: and Mexico. Sorry
No kjem oss!🇳🇴
Norway were under Denmark at that time.
But we are willing to split America with our brothers.
Oh and we get California. We need the sunshine and palm trees.
I welcome our new Norwegian overlords. So long as I don’t have to eat that awful lutefisk stuff.
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The invation will start from Minnesota. Be there or be square. Haha
As a Norwegian I see no issues here.
Jesus, that’s how many black metal bands?
Come and take us. I already snakke Norsk. Vær så snill. 🥺
Spaniard: Can we have Cuba (back)? You can keep our old continental colonies.
Not if Denmark claims it first! Or we can share.. actually, just make sure Sweden doesnt get any
You know, it actually would be truly fascinating alternate history if the first permanent Eastern Hemisphere contact with the Western hemisphere had been with a bathing culture.
As an American I see no issue
The US simply hasn’t been doing a good job.
– 50 million without health insurance (form memory)
– Where is almost 1% US population? In jail
– Where is 1 out of 10 black people? in jail
– Number of mass shootings in the US in 2026? One per day: [https://www.gunviolencearchive.org/reports/mass-shooting](https://www.gunviolencearchive.org/reports/mass-shooting)
– We could go on and on
It’s clearly in the interest of Norway to control Vinland again. The current “americans” should go back to where they came form… or, oh, maybe not. But just leave, please.
No no no. We leave Canada be.
Edit: and Mexico. Sorry
No kjem oss!🇳🇴
Norway were under Denmark at that time.
But we are willing to split America with our brothers.
Oh and we get California. We need the sunshine and palm trees.
I welcome our new Norwegian overlords. So long as I don’t have to eat that awful lutefisk stuff.