I knew I should've made a sausie sambo. and I also know I should have checked the salad first….but it was one of the ready to go bowl things and I didn't, and I deeply regret that decision. Thanks for my lunch lidl…free protein and all 🤢 Little dude has been relocated to the garden, onwards and upwards little shellward, you're a survivor.
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TheWardling
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oh my fucking god.
It was his food first
yum
Is usually a sign of excellent lettuce! Snails have very good taste.
What a humble snail 🐌
I bought oranges once in Lidlington for a photoshoot, I cut them open, for the picture ,not to be consumed.
Lil’ white maggots inside them
Just snuck up on ya, yeah?
Go to a hospital. These things can give you meningitis or something like that.
So cute. I hope you didn’t hurt him.
Looks like you do get friends with salad
You don’t win friends with salad…
he’s just having a bit of craic let him go
Now its a french salad.
Turned me off my breakfast
that’s good protein right there!
This is why I only eat ultra-processed foods. You wouldn’t find your friend Gary there in a tin of hot dogs.
Free escargot
How much they charge for the extra protein?
Obviously it must be a good salad if the snail is enjoying it.
Sure that’s how you know it’s organic.
Dunnes just had a recall, wonder was this from there
Free lawsuit!? 😎