{"id":134355,"date":"2026-05-02T10:53:53","date_gmt":"2026-05-02T10:53:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/forums\/134355\/"},"modified":"2026-05-02T10:53:53","modified_gmt":"2026-05-02T10:53:53","slug":"lamacske-platno","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/forums\/134355\/","title":{"rendered":"Lama\u010dsk\u00e9 &#8220;pl\u00e1tno&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/forums\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/2y3njwchfpyg1.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/forums\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/xbu32wchfpyg1.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>\n<!-- SC_OFF --><\/p>\n<div class=\"md\">\n<p>Na\u0161im &quot;investigat\u00edvcom&quot; sa podaril \u010fal\u0161\u00ed par\u00e1dny \u00falovok!<br \/>\nDozvedeli sme sa, \u017ee v Lama\u010di sa z miestnej kr\u010dmy st\u00e1va nov\u00e9 p\u00fatnicke miesto, preto\u017ee tam pri\u0161lo k neoby\u010dajn\u00e9mu zjaveniu n\u00e1\u0161ho  vyvolen\u00e9ho, v\u0161etk\u00fdmi tak zbo\u017e\u0148ovan\u00e9ho premi\u00e9ra&#8230;<br \/>\nA udialo sa to naozaj ve\u013emi bizarn\u00fdm sp\u00f4sobom.<br \/>\nKe\u010f miestny opilec Ondro D. vykon\u00e1val svoju ve\u013ek\u00fa potrebu, pou\u017eil \u00fatr\u017eok \u00faplne oby\u010dajn\u00e9ho dvojvrstvov\u00e9ho toaletn\u00e9ho papiera nemenovanej zna\u010dky. Av\u0161ak, ke\u010f sa chcel presved\u010di\u0165, \u010di u\u017e sa utrel dostato\u010dne, od \u00fadivu mu \u00fatr\u017eok vypadol z r\u00fak na podlahu&#8230;<br \/>\nTo, \u010do uvidel, mu vzalo dych. Bez v\u00e1hania si natiahol &quot;gate&quot; a vybehol do kr\u010dmy medzi \u013eud\u00ed, hystericky m\u00e1vaj\u00fac \u00fatr\u017ekom a volaj\u00fac na v\u0161etk\u00fdch: &quot;Z\u00e1zrak! \u013dudia bo\u017e\u00ed, z\u00e1zrak!&quot;<br \/>\nPr\u00edtomn\u00ed sprvu iba s nechu\u0165ou odvracali tv\u00e1re, ale t\u00ed, ktor\u00ed sa dok\u00e1zali prizrie\u0165 bli\u017e\u0161ie, sa odrazu za\u010dali pre\u017eehn\u00e1va\u0165 a recitova\u0165 o\u010den\u00e1\u0161.<br \/>\nSamozrejme, majite\u013e pohostinstva, Samuel R. v sebe nezaprel obchodn\u00e9ho ducha a \u00fatr\u017eok od Ondra odk\u00fapil za exkluz\u00edvnu ponuku bezplatnej konzum\u00e1cie piva do konca mesiaca, bolo pr\u00e1ve 29-eho. No a v\u010faka tomu je dnes pohostinstvo najv\u00e4\u010d\u0161ou atrakciou spom\u00ednanej mestskej \u010dasti.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><!-- SC_ON --><br \/>\n<br \/>&#8212;<br \/>\nZookeepergameFirm521<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Na\u0161im &quot;investigat\u00edvcom&quot; sa podaril \u010fal\u0161\u00ed par\u00e1dny \u00falovok! Dozvedeli sme sa, \u017ee v Lama\u010di sa z miestnej kr\u010dmy st\u00e1va&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":134356,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[60],"class_list":{"0":"post-134355","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-slovakia","8":"tag-slovakia"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@forums\/116504742091170028","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/forums\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134355","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/forums\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/forums\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/forums\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/forums\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=134355"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/forums\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/134355\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/forums\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/134356"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/forums\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=134355"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/forums\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=134355"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/forums\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=134355"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}