{"id":633096,"date":"2025-12-31T23:15:14","date_gmt":"2025-12-31T23:15:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fr\/633096\/"},"modified":"2025-12-31T23:15:14","modified_gmt":"2025-12-31T23:15:14","slug":"de-marseille-a-aix-les-perles-entendues-en-2025-au-tribunal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fr\/633096\/","title":{"rendered":"de Marseille \u00e0 Aix, les perles entendues en 2025 au tribunal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Dr\u00f4le de m\u00e9tier. <\/strong>Un pr\u00e9venu, poursuivi pour <a href=\"https:\/\/www.laprovence.com\/article\/faits-divers-justice\/1423468354384614\/un-reseau-de-trafic-de-drogue-demantele-dans-les-quartiers-sud-de-marseille-pilote-depuis-la-castellane\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">trafic de drogue<\/a>, que la pr\u00e9sidente interroge sur sa profession actuelle\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Je suis snackiste\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb.<\/p>\n<p><strong>D\u00e9veloppement personnel. <\/strong>Un pr\u00e9venu poursuivi (notamment) pour refus de se laisser arr\u00eater et outrages \u00e0 des policiers\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0J\u2019ai un livre derri\u00e8re (il montre les rangs du public) dans mon sac, \u00ab\u00a050 fa\u00e7ons de g\u00e9rer ses \u00e9motions\u00a0\u00bb\u2026\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mauvais d\u00e9part.<\/strong> Un pr\u00e9venu que la pr\u00e9sidente invite \u00e0 donner sa version des faits\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Monsieur le pr\u00e9sident\u2026\u00a0\u00bb &#8211; \u00ab\u00a0Madame\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p><strong>L\u2019indice de la valise.<\/strong> Un pr\u00e9venu soup\u00e7onn\u00e9 d\u2019avoir stock\u00e9 <a href=\"https:\/\/www.laprovence.com\/article\/faits-divers-justice\/11504291350518\/un-braqueur-ouvre-le-feu-a-la-kalachnikov-dans-un-tabac-du-9e-arrondissement-de-marseille\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">une kalachnikov<\/a> chez sa belle-s\u0153ur et voisine, ce que des messages \u00e9chang\u00e9s tendent \u00e0 accr\u00e9diter. Il pr\u00e9tend qu\u2019il s\u2019agissait dans les SMS d\u2019une valise, car il voulait partir en week-end au ski avec sa ma\u00eetresse dans le dos de sa compagne et se lance dans une dr\u00f4le de th\u00e9orie\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0Quand on part avec des coll\u00e8gues, on part avec un sac. Mais quand on part avec une femme, c\u2019est la valise\u00a0!\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p><strong>D\u00e9rapage sur parquet.<\/strong> Proc\u00e8s pour vol \u00e0 la roulotte d\u2019un multir\u00e9cidiviste qui avait reconnu les faits en audition, mais affirme subitement qu\u2019il s\u2019agissait de son fr\u00e8re. Le procureur\u00a0: \u00ab\u00a0C\u2019est surr\u00e9aliste. Je vais classer les excuses du pr\u00e9venu dans la cat\u00e9gorie du &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Dr\u00f4le de m\u00e9tier. Un pr\u00e9venu, poursuivi pour trafic de drogue, que la pr\u00e9sidente interroge sur sa profession actuelle\u00a0:&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":633097,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2814],"tags":[17,1111,11,2835,2441,15760,1777,674,274,1011,27,884,12,882,25,74167,7499,10540],"class_list":{"0":"post-633096","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-marseille","8":"tag-17","9":"tag-actu","10":"tag-actualites","11":"tag-aix","12":"tag-arrestation","13":"tag-chambre","14":"tag-eu","15":"tag-europe","16":"tag-faits-divers-justice","17":"tag-fr","18":"tag-france","19":"tag-marseille","20":"tag-news","21":"tag-provence-alpes-cote-dazur","22":"tag-republique-francaise","23":"tag-snackiste","24":"tag-sportif","25":"tag-surprise"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@fr\/115816728094405764","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633096","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=633096"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/633096\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/633097"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=633096"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=633096"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=633096"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}