{"id":99858,"date":"2025-05-14T17:15:15","date_gmt":"2025-05-14T17:15:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fr\/99858\/"},"modified":"2025-05-14T17:15:15","modified_gmt":"2025-05-14T17:15:15","slug":"excede-un-cure-previent-les-cambrioleurs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fr\/99858\/","title":{"rendered":"exc\u00e9d\u00e9, un cur\u00e9 pr\u00e9vient les cambrioleurs"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>C\u2019\u00e9tait le cambriolage de trop. \u00ab\u00a0La semaine derni\u00e8re, on m\u2019a vol\u00e9 mon v\u00e9lo \u00e9lectrique dans la cour\u00a0\u00bb, l\u00e2che, encore amer, le p\u00e8re Guichard. La semaine d\u2019avant, c\u2019est la tondeuse \u00e9lectrique du presbyt\u00e8re de Neudorf qui se volatilise. En tout\u00a0: cinq <a href=\"https:\/\/www.dna.fr\/defense-guerre-conflit\/2024\/08\/07\/recrudescence-des-cambriolages-a-neudorf-les-statistiques-de-la-police-le-dementent\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">cambriolages<\/a> en deux ans pour lesquels une plainte \u00e0 chaque fois \u00e9t\u00e9 d\u00e9pos\u00e9e, affirme le religieux, \u00e0 qui les malfrats ont d\u00e9j\u00e0 d\u00e9rob\u00e9 un chauffage, un ordinateur portable et une t\u00e9l\u00e9vision.<\/p>\n<p>  Un panneau plus qu\u2019insolite<\/p>\n<p>D\u00e9but mai, il d\u00e9cide alors de tenter le tout pour le tout dans le but de dissuader les potentiels voleurs en apposant un panneau dr\u00f4lement os\u00e9 dans la cour. \u00ab\u00a0Cette maison est prot\u00e9g\u00e9e par le bon Dieu\u00a0! Et par un fusil de chasse. Quiconque s\u2019introduit ici a de bonnes chances de rencontrer les deux\u00a0\u00bb, pr\u00e9vient en grosses lettres la pancarte. \u00ab\u00a0C\u2019est vraiment de l\u2019humour\u00a0\u00bb, tient \u00e0 rassurer le pr\u00eate \u2014 bien qu\u2019exc\u00e9d\u00e9 \u2014 et qui a par ailleurs install\u00e9 tout r\u00e9cemment des cam\u00e9ras de vid\u00e9osurveillance. Soutenant qu\u2019il n\u2019y a, \u00e9videmment, aucune arme cach\u00e9e au sein du presbyt\u00e8re\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"C\u2019\u00e9tait le cambriolage de trop. \u00ab\u00a0La semaine derni\u00e8re, on m\u2019a vol\u00e9 mon v\u00e9lo \u00e9lectrique dans la cour\u00a0\u00bb, l\u00e2che,&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":99859,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2820],"tags":[1111,11,2880,1777,674,107,1011,27,775,1757,12,25,640,2879],"class_list":{"0":"post-99858","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-strasbourg","8":"tag-actu","9":"tag-actualites","10":"tag-edition-strasbourg","11":"tag-eu","12":"tag-europe","13":"tag-fil-info","14":"tag-fr","15":"tag-france","16":"tag-grand-est","17":"tag-insolite","18":"tag-news","19":"tag-republique-francaise","20":"tag-strasbourg","21":"tag-strasbourg-ville"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@fr\/114507318763162096","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99858","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=99858"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/99858\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/99859"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=99858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=99858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/fr\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=99858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}