{"id":50025,"date":"2026-07-11T19:42:21","date_gmt":"2026-07-11T19:42:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/france\/50025\/"},"modified":"2026-07-11T19:42:21","modified_gmt":"2026-07-11T19:42:21","slug":"i-cant-stop-thinking-about-erling-haalands-hermes-collection-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/france\/50025\/","title":{"rendered":"I can\u2019t stop thinking about Erling Haaland\u2019s Herm\u00e8s collection"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Proud to admit it, man enough to say it: I\u2019m kinda obsessed with Erling Haaland. Before the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gqindia.com\/content\/reasons-to-watch-the-2026-fifa-world-cup\" class=\"text link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">World Cup<\/a>, I always thought of him as \u2018that scary big dude from Man City,\u2019 which was both true and fair. But now \u2013 in the grips of the tournament, with my stolen valour Norway kit on \u2013 I\u2019m fully in it. I\u2019m getting served TikTok edits even the weirdest and most manospheric <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gqindia.com\/content\/the-11-best-dressed-footballers-at-the-2026-world-cup\" class=\"text link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">football bros<\/a> wouldn\u2019t get. My friends have started texting me when he posts his bizarro content on Snapchat. I have considered (but haven\u2019t \u2013 important distinction) downloading Snapchat.<\/p>\n<p>Is it a crime? He amuses me! There\u2019s something deeply joyful about a man that can make funny online gags and then go on field in the World Cup and boot a ball so hard it changes the trajectory of some poor Brazilian dude\u2019s life forever.<\/p>\n<p>Until yesterday, my enjoyment of Haaland was strictly limited to his antics. Then I discovered his thing for <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gqindia.com\/content\/this-is-why-it-takes-37-years-to-build-a-legacy-hermes-mens-artistic-director-veronique-nichanian-shows-her-last-collection-in-paris\" class=\"text link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Herm\u00e8s<\/a>. While trawling Instagram in an ongoing attempt to give myself brain damage, I stumbled across a post cataloguing Haaland\u2019s entire Herm\u00e8s collection.<\/p>\n<p>It was like that scene in <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gqindia.com\/content\/the-devil-wears-prada-2-ending-explained-are-miranda-and-andy-able-to-save-runway-in-meryl-streep-and-anne-hathaways-comedy-movie\" class=\"text link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">The Devil Wears Prada<\/a>. (Oh god, I hope the football bros reading this have seen The Devil Wears Prada???) The HAC Rock, with asymmetrical zips. The skinny little Kelly D\u00e9p\u00eaches, worn like a clutch. The HAC Multi-pocket. Not one, but two HAC 50 Endless Roads! Are you wearing the\u2013 ? The Birkin Toile? Yeah. I am.<\/p>\n<p>These aren\u2019t garden-variety Herm\u00e8s pieces. They aren\u2019t <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gqindia.com\/content\/at-the-world-cup-the-real-battle-will-be-between-the-players-bags\" class=\"text link\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">bags<\/a> you can pick up in store, even after you\u2019ve toiled on the waitlist and dropped a few bands to get there. These are advanced Herm\u00e8s picks. The kind you only get when you know ball. And Haaland knows ball.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Proud to admit it, man enough to say it: I\u2019m kinda obsessed with Erling Haaland. Before the World&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":50026,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12919],"tags":[6475,4953,32758],"class_list":["post-50025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-hermes","tag-digital_syndication","tag-hermes","tag-textaboveleftgridwidth"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/france\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50025","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/france\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/france\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/france\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/france\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50025"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/france\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50025\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/france\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/50026"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/france\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50025"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/france\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50025"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/france\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50025"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}