He continued, “Then I check the map every 10 minutes on a short-haul flight. On a long-haul flight, I pop a pill and pray for sleep (subconscious mind is always turbulence aware). Then I feel the desperate urge to be hugely polite to the cabin crew ( In case of an emergency, they will be kind to the kind), so I smile like a Colgate ad! And say thank you at every given point of time… Then an hour before we land, I am all ready (not at all ready for any circling or air traffic )… then I rush out and want to overtake every passenger like it’s a limboo race ( no particular reason at all). Ok, that’s all ( there are some packing idiosyncrasies but that’s for another post)… #traveltrauma”