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Britney Spears, whose only connection to the outside world these days seems to be her strange mixture of posts on Instagram, claimed Sunday evening that she had suffered “brain damage” and that her “wings were taken away” in a rambling, incoherent message.
Spears’ message comes following her ex-husband Kevin Federline making numerous negative accusations about her as he promotes the upcoming release of a memoir titled You Thought You Knew. Britney also may or may not have just watched the 2014 film Maleficent.
“My back… my blades… my wings… remember the movie Maleficent such an incredible movie!!!!,” Britney Spears wrote alongside a photo of herself showing off her bare back while riding a horse. “Remember the king tried to kill her but instead a guy secretly took her wings but anything from the father in heaven the real father whom is the one I only claim who loves unconditionally… anything holy is never forgotten… her wings were holy so the king couldn’t take them not one person could say they were restored and hidden locked in a secret holy stain glass church… not that this has any relevance with me but I do find it incredibly interesting…”
It is, if nothing else, definitely an interesting way to begin a lengthy, confusing message, especially since Britney Spears says it isn’t relevant.
What is Britney Spears’ private door?
“I had a traumatic experience as some of you know at the end of my book where for 4 months I no longer had my private door and illegally was forced to not use my feet or body to go anywhere… for a person like me who understands the sacredness is god speed… it did more than hurt my body… trust me there’s ALOT I didn’t share in my book and still things at this very moment I’ve kept hidden because its incredibly painful and sad…”
No one is quite sure exactly what Britney Spears’ “private door” is, or how or why she was “illegally forced” to not use her feet or body to go anywhere. Some have speculated that they are deliberate metaphors, but that’s giving her a whole lot of credit.
Britney Spears’ logic and mindfulness were ‘100 percent murdered’
“I do feel the logic and mindfulness in my body as ONE was 100 percent murdered and destroyed I couldn’t dance or move for 5 months…” she continued, “anyways I know my post and dancing seemed silly but it made me remember how to fly… I used to swim with my babies on my back till they were 4 and 5 I was incredibly strong… at the end of the movie she goes to a church and somehow find her wings protector of the moors considered a villian [sic] but actually one with mother nature… animals would bow to her… she was brilliant in that movie…”
Circling back to the movie Maleficent, which doesn’t have any relevance to her, Britney Spears certainly confused fans and others with the claim that she couldn’t dance or move for five months.
When did Britney Spears suffer brain damage?
“I do feel like my wings were taken away and brain damage happened to me a long time ago 100 percent… I have of course moved on from that troubling time in my life and I’m blessed to be alive… I’m showing my back one make up artist said dont [sic] you think its too big… people are incredibly cruel… still to this day I haven’t flown like I use [sic] to do you think if I go to the Vatican I might find something quite interesting there??????”
Not sure what her “wings” being taken away and her supposedly suffering brain damage have to do with the Vatican, but if Britney Spears ever does take a trip there to look for “something quite interesting” it should definitely be chronicled on a TV show.
Spears concluded her post by writing: “Its [sic] fun to tell stories at this point because this all might sound so silly but with what garbage literally is being said about me I said why not bring SUBSTANCE to the table.”
Why not, indeed?