{"id":12240,"date":"2025-08-20T19:45:17","date_gmt":"2025-08-20T19:45:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/12240\/"},"modified":"2025-08-20T19:45:17","modified_gmt":"2025-08-20T19:45:17","slug":"the-internet-delivered-these-absolute-treasures-and-my-serotonin-levels-are-through-the-roof","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/12240\/","title":{"rendered":"The Internet Delivered These Absolute Treasures And My Serotonin Levels Are Through The Roof"},"content":{"rendered":"

What you’re about to read is an issue of the Only Good Internet<\/a> newsletter, which brings you the funniest, weirdest, and most interesting content from around the internet, no doomscrolling required. Subscribe here<\/a> and you’ll get the web’s best stuff in your email inbox every week!<\/p>\n

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Welcome to Only Good Internet, where \u2014 like a sommelier for internet content \u2014 I pair you with memes.<\/p>\n

I want to talk to you about bad jokes. Specifically, BadJokesByJeff<\/a>. It\u2019s basically a Tumblr rite of passage at this point for one of Jeff\u2019s jokes to show up on your dash, and for you to respond, \u201cchange your URL, Jeff.\u201d Because, you see, Jeff\u2019s jokes are sometimes not bad at all.<\/p>\n

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Related: 17 Signs From The Past Week That Made Me Laugh So Hard, I Spit Out The Water I Just So Happened To Be Drinking<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

IDK, maybe you\u2019ve heard that one before, but I haven\u2019t! I didn\u2019t see it coming! Here\u2019s another:<\/p>\n

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Full disclosure, I\u2019m pretty sure this one was a tweet first, but it seems like Jeff expanded it a bit and brought it away from that terrible site, so I\u2019ll allow it.<\/p>\n

One more for the road:<\/p>\n

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Anyway, \u201cJeff, change your URL\u201d has become a meme in and of itself, to the point where the blog actually put out a poll to ask if they should actually do it:<\/p>\n

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You can follow badjokesbyjeff on Tumblr<\/a> or Instagram<\/a>. Laugh, groan, shake your head disapprovingly, enjoy.<\/p>\n

Related: 20 Of The Greatest, Most Wholesome Posts From The Internet This Week That You’ve Gotta Read Right Now If You’re In Need Of A Mood-Booster<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

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\u2026That Usain Bolt\u2019s last name is his REAL NAME, and the founder of Tito\u2019s Vodka\u2019s last name is Beveridge:<\/p>\n

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William Headline? Bill Headline??? Are you serious??? Apparently, William\u2019s last name was originally Swedish and was Americanized<\/a>, but still.<\/p>\n

You gotta assume there\u2019s some self-fulfilling prophecy happening here, which I just learned is called \u201cnominative determinism<\/a>.\u201d It\u2019s the idea that a person\u2019s last name tends to nudge them toward a career that suits the name. It\u2019s too late for me, but maybe I\u2019ll change my last name to Billionaire and see what happens to my kids.<\/p>\n

Related: “My Alarm Bells Were Going Off”: People Are Sharing Their Wildest “I F\u2014ing Knew It” Moments That Prove You Should ALWAYS Trust Your Gut<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

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The expression on this cat\u2019s face is what really sells this for me:<\/p>\n

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She’s SO MAD.<\/p>\n

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Shout-out to Josiah B. for sending in this week\u2019s cursed image!<\/p>\n

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Josiah B.<\/p>\n

That is indeed a brick of soap of considerable size. I\u2019m all for creative branding, but something about combining the word \u201cass\u201d with \u201csoap\u201d just lathers me the wrong way\u2026<\/p>\n

Related: 24 “I’m So Self-Centered And Oblivious” Screenshots That Are Pure Entitlement<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

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I always like to finish every week with something that I MUST share with you, because I can\u2019t get it out of my head. This week, it\u2019s all about Drake and Josh:<\/p>\n

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Sometimes, the replies really come together and create something beautiful.<\/p>\n

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\u2014\u00a0Pa Kent giving “the talk”<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014\u00a0Spider-Man’s weakness is cocaine (canon)<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014\u00a0Apparently the moon is upside-down in the southern hemisphere?<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014\u00a0Old Man Yells At Cloud (it’s me, I’m the old man)<\/a><\/p>\n

\u2014\u00a0Ah, I remember this classic line from Sam<\/a><\/p>\n

That’s all for this week, see you later! And remember, if you want more like this, you can subscribe to the Only Good Internet<\/a> newsletter (if you want, I mean, don’t let me tell you what to do, ya know?).<\/p>\n

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Also in Internet Finds: These 15 Hilarious Internet Fails From Last Week Made Me Laugh So Hard I Shed A Single Tear<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Also in Internet Finds: “He Would Squeeze People’s Hands When He Shook Them”: 26 Incredibly Chilling Stories From People Who Knew Murderers<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Also in Internet Finds: 33 “Brutal Truths” Men Say They Could NEVER Reveal To Women’s Faces<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Read it on BuzzFeed.com<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n