{"id":24118,"date":"2025-08-26T10:50:09","date_gmt":"2025-08-26T10:50:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/24118\/"},"modified":"2025-08-26T10:50:09","modified_gmt":"2025-08-26T10:50:09","slug":"a-new-new-me-review-helen-oyeyemis-novel-is-her-weirdest-yet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/24118\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2018A New New Me\u2019 review: Helen Oyeyemi\u2019s novel is her weirdest yet"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"infobox-category\">Book Review<\/p>\n<p class=\"infobox-title\">A New New Me<\/p>\n<p class=\"infobox-description\">By Helen Oyeyemi<br \/>Riverhead: 224 pages, $29<br \/>If you buy books linked on our site, The Times may earn a commission from <a class=\"link\" href=\"https:\/\/bookshop.org\/a\/7748\/9780593718773\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Bookshop.org<\/a>, whose fees support independent bookstores.<\/p>\n<p>Helen Oyeyemi\u2019s books are getting weirder \u2014 and I mean that in the best way.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA New New Me,\u201d her eighth novel, follows Kinga, a 40-year-old Polish woman who, on the Monday we meet her, becomes a Czech passport holder after having recently attained citizenship. She spends her morning crunching instant coffee granules, repeating <a class=\"link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=1XYoduQMAjU\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Snoop Dogg\u2019s daily affirmations<\/a>, which she\u2019s translated into Czech, and trying on outfits.<\/p>\n<p>After her appointment to pick up her passport \u2014 during which she has an odd encounter with a woman named Milica who insists on becoming her friend \u2014 Kinga goes to work. She\u2019s a matchmaker employed by a big bank that founded her department in response to Czechia\u2019s <a class=\"link\" href=\"https:\/\/english.radio.cz\/senate-consider-handing-out-fidelity-awards-long-lasting-marriages-8767685\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">Fidelity Awards<\/a>, given to couples who\u2019ve been together for 50 years or more (in reality, these were floated by the Czech senate but never came to be). At work, Kinga and her work wife Eva compare their personalized news alerts: Eva receives updates about the winner of three gold medals at the<a class=\"link\" href=\"https:\/\/english.radio.cz\/over-100-rabbits-competed-czech-rabbit-jumping-championships-nove-mesto-na-8847107\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\"> European rabbit jumping championships<\/a> while Kinga\u2019s phone tells her about the Luxury Enamel Posse, a group that invades people\u2019s homes and folds residents into a suitcase along with loose teeth and blank checks.<\/p>\n<p>So much whimsy barely 20 pages into a book could be overwhelming, but Oyeyemi is such a confident writer, her details always specific and alive, that you know you\u2019re in good hands even if you\u2019re not entirely sure what material those hands are made of, where they\u2019re taking you, or how much they\u2019ll jiggle and jostle you along the way.<\/p>\n<p>            <img class=\"image\" alt=\"Helen Oyeyemi, wearing a blue dress, is surrounded by blue balloons of different shades.\"   width=\"1200\" height=\"1624\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/1756205409_234_\" decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\"\/>         <\/p>\n<p>In addition to getting weirder, Helen Oyeyemi\u2019s novels have been getting funnier over the years, and her new-newest follows that trend. <\/p>\n<p>(Kate\u0159ina Jani\u0161ov\u00e1)<\/p>\n<p>After the first chapter, we never meet that particular Kinga who opens the book again. This is because there are seven \u2014 or potentially eight, depending on how you count \u2014 Kingas inhabiting a single mind and body: Kinga-Alojzia is in charge of Mondays, Kinga-Bla\u017eena of Tuesdays, Kinga-Casimira of Wednesdays and so on until Kinga-Genov\u00e9va, whose realm is Sunday, before the cycle starts all over again.<\/p>\n<p>In a sense, \u201cA New New Me\u201d is the closest the British author has gotten to writing a thriller, because on Monday evening, Kinga-A finds a man tied up in her pantry and she has no idea how or why or who put him there. He does look somewhat familiar to her \u2014 and to some of the other Kingas as well \u2014 but she can\u2019t pin him down. Kinga-A\u2019s suspicion is that one of the other Kingas is plotting to get rid of the rest of them, and that this man is playing a part in that. Is he connected to the Luxury Enamel Posse? To Milica? Is he a secret lover? A friend? A stranger conning them all? These possibilities and more are explored over the course of the week, as each Kinga writes or records her day\u2019s diary entry.<\/p>\n<p>But how reliable are they? Kinga-A gives an overview of the others on Monday, but Kinga-B immediately refutes her summaries on Tuesday, and the other Kingas try to make peace, claim indifference, or express their own frustrations in turn, so that by the time we get to Sunday, we\u2019ve read conflicting versions of some key moments in the Kingas\u2019 life, and learned that some of them might be deliberately lying to the others. None of them are able to access the others\u2019 days, but they were all, it seems, more or less present when they were part of their shared OG Kinga \u2014 before, that is, she asked Kingas A through G to take over and live her life full time.<\/p>\n<p>Kinga, in other words, seems to have<a class=\"link\" href=\"https:\/\/my.clevelandclinic.org\/health\/diseases\/9792-dissociative-identity-disorder-multiple-personality-disorder\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\"> dissociative identity disorder<\/a> (or DID, previously known as multiple personality disorder), a serious mental illness that<a class=\"link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.beautyafterbruises.org\/blog\/didmyths\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\"> begins in childhood and is linked to severe trauma<\/a>. It\u2019s also a disorder that has<a class=\"link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.teenvogue.com\/story\/dissociative-identity-disorder-on-tiktok\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\"> gained a lot of attention<\/a><a class=\"link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.inverse.com\/input\/culture\/dissociative-identity-disorder-did-tiktok-influencers-multiple-personalities\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\"> in recent years<\/a> due to social media making people who live with it more visible.<\/p>\n<p>Yet Oyeyemi\u2019s novel doesn\u2019t deal with her trauma. Similarly, the Kingas aren\u2019t interested in the process of \u201cintegrating\u201d into a single unified self (<a class=\"link\" href=\"https:\/\/did-research.org\/treatment\/integration\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\">a common \u2014 though not universally desired<\/a> \u2014 therapeutic goal); they\u2019ve found a psychiatrist, Dr. Hol\u00fd, who is perfectly happy to treat them as they are. Readers do learn that there have been alternate Kingas since childhood, and that their dad is a criminal who went to prison at some point when Kinga was young (only one of the Kingas writes to him). After that, Kinga mostly lived with her grandparents \u2014 who seem to have been loving and present \u2014 in the Polish countryside, while her brother, Benek, and her mum traveled for Benek\u2019s acting career, an aspiration he had since he was a little kid and which all the Kingas helped support and facilitate in one way or another.<\/p>\n<p>What is \u201cA New New Me\u201d about, then? As in all Oyeyemi\u2019s writing: the chaotic and unpredictable nature of storytelling. What are stories? Where do they come from? How and why do we tell them? Communicating with other people is a constant act of storytelling, after all: We share anecdotes, we narrate our joys and fears and troubles to one another, we agree on the shared story of our reality (or we don\u2019t), we curate our reality differently depending on who we share it with. It follows, then, that communicating with the self, or aspects of ourselves, is just as much about understanding, interpreting and framing our own experiences through narrative.<\/p>\n<p>There\u2019s a lot happening in the background of \u201cA New New Me,\u201d whose main plotline swirls up and around unpredictably like self-serve fro-yo. The most prominent and evocative of these background shadow plays is the relationship between Kinga and her brother, Benek, who we never actually meet, but whose life\u2019s trajectory and career were made possible by Kinga\u2019s childhood sacrifices. It\u2019s fitting and somehow ominous that Benek is an actor \u2014 he gets to try on other characters for a living and yet can always return to himself, whereas Kinga actually lives as a series of recurring but separate \u201ccharacters,\u201d which is to say, her different selves. I\u2019m not entirely sure what to make of this mystery brother haunting the novel, but it\u2019s intriguing.<\/p>\n<p>In addition to getting weirder, Oyeyemi\u2019s novels have been getting funnier over the years, and her new-newest follows that trend. Its humor shows up in the quirks of the Kingas\u2019 personalities (\u201cI\u2019ll just lounge around sending gourmet tourists spiraling by creating Tripadvisor listings and rave reviews for restaurants that don\u2019t exist.\u201d), in their jobs (one of them is a perfumer\u2019s muse; another creates tourist experiences involving manufacturing a crisis and having the client save the day) or simply in the whimsical nature of the world they inhabit (see Luxury Enamel Posse above). \u201cA New New Me\u201d is thoroughly enjoyable and is very likely to reward repeat readings.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m off to start it over again myself.<\/p>\n<p>Masad, a books and culture critic, is the author of the novel \u201cAll My Mother\u2019s Lovers\u201d and the forthcoming novel \u201cBeings.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Book Review A New New Me By Helen OyeyemiRiverhead: 224 pages, $29If you buy books linked on our&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":24119,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[266],"tags":[20310,2584,359,20313,11408,18,117,20314,20307,19,17,20306,20311,20308,20312,8959,7609,20309,237,3257],"class_list":{"0":"post-24118","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-books","8":"tag-benek","9":"tag-book","10":"tag-books","11":"tag-brother","12":"tag-day","13":"tag-eire","14":"tag-entertainment","15":"tag-good-way","16":"tag-helen-oyeyemi","17":"tag-ie","18":"tag-ireland","19":"tag-kinga","20":"tag-kinga-a","21":"tag-kingas","22":"tag-luxury-enamel-posse","23":"tag-monday","24":"tag-novel","25":"tag-other-kingas","26":"tag-people","27":"tag-year"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24118\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/24119"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}