{"id":467365,"date":"2026-05-04T04:14:08","date_gmt":"2026-05-04T04:14:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/467365\/"},"modified":"2026-05-04T04:14:08","modified_gmt":"2026-05-04T04:14:08","slug":"euphoria-recap-cassie-gets-onlyfans-glow-up-as-rue-turns-snitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/467365\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Euphoria&#8217; Recap: Cassie Gets OnlyFans Glow-Up as Rue Turns Snitch"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\t<strong>SPOILER ALERT:\u00a0<\/strong>This story contains spoilers for \u201cKitty Likes to Dance,\u201d Season 3 Episode 4 of \u201c<a href=\"https:\/\/variety.com\/t\/euphoria\/\" id=\"auto-tag_euphoria\" data-tag=\"euphoria\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Euphoria<\/a>,\u201d now streaming on HBO Max.<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\tThree episodes in, and this season of \u201cEuphoria\u201d has already been a doozy. Just last week, Cassie (Sydney Sweeney) and Nate (Jacob Elordi) had their wedding, which ended in the groom violently losing a little piggy; we learned more about Jules (Hunter Schafer) and her sugar-daddy situation; and a gun-running Rue (Zendaya) got stopped by the DEA. Let\u2019s dive into this week\u2019s chaos.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tWow, Rue seems screwed!\t<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\tShe\u2019s trying to play it cool during the DEA interrogation, but the minute Laurie (Martha Kelly) came up, the situation escalated, and Rue was facing decades in prison very quickly. Of course, now she\u2019s going to rat out Laurie and Alamo (Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje) to the feds\u2026how stressful!<\/p>\n<p>\t\tCassie is going to let Maddy (Alexa Demie) blow up her OnlyFans.\t<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\tCassie is so sick of the debt \u2014 $1 million (!) \u2014 that Nate owes, that she\u2019s now determined to make money fast using the internet. She even consented to a makeover to take her from \u201cthe suburbs to the city\u201d \u2014\u00a0complete with a celebratory \u201cWelcome to Hollywood\u201d montage!<\/p>\n<p>\t\tLexi (Maude Apatow) commissioned Jules to paint a work of art for the background of the nighttime soap she works on, but it was filled with 14 penises.\t<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\tSorry, Jules \u2014\u00a0this isn\u2019t HBO! Can\u2019t do that on network television. Kudos to Patricia (Sharon Stone) for being honest with Lexi about how much it screwed up the production.<\/p>\n<p>\t\tCringe at a NSFW scene in the Champagne room with Kitty (Anna Van Patten), set to \u2026 \u201cAve Maria.\u201d\t<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\tA classic indulgent \u201cEuphoria\u201d moment, intercut with Cassie working the room (and eventually bedroom) at the party of influencer Brandon Fontaine (Jeff Wahlberg).<\/p>\n<p>\t\tSaved by the robbery!\t<\/p>\n<p class=\"paragraph larva \/\/ lrv-u-margin-lr-auto  lrv-a-font-body-m   \">\n\tThings were getting tense with Rue almost becoming compromised in her argument at the strip club with Big Eddy (Kadeem Hardison) and Magick (Rosal\u00eda), when seemingly random thieves in Obama masks took over the back of the club. The distraction could ultimately be her way out of suspicion \u2014\u00a0but in one last twist, Rue identifies the getaway driver as Faye (Chloe Cherry), working on behalf of Laurie. Those lips don\u2019t lie!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"SPOILER ALERT:\u00a0This story contains spoilers for \u201cKitty Likes to Dance,\u201d Season 3 Episode 4 of \u201cEuphoria,\u201d now streaming&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":467366,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[265],"tags":[18,117,12264,19,17,128],"class_list":{"0":"post-467365","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-tv","8":"tag-eire","9":"tag-entertainment","10":"tag-euphoria","11":"tag-ie","12":"tag-ireland","13":"tag-tv"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@ie\/116514368173255345","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=467365"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/467365\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/467366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=467365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=467365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=467365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}