\n\tFrom the Desk of Jay Leno<\/p>\n
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\u201cHave you ever thought about a road version of your best jokes for a live audience?\u201d\u00a0<\/strong>\u2013Jay Leno<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\tStill waiting for the best jokes, Jay. But I can\u2019t imagine never [having a] live audience again. We did the show for 15 months without a live audience during COVID, and it was fine. People seemed to like it, compared to nothing, I suppose. But to me, it was like going onstage and reading sheet music as opposed to playing an instrument. It was like theoretically a comedy show. So I think that\u2019s a great idea, Jay. Please send me a list of what my best jokes have been. And let\u2019s hit the road together. You drive.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n
\n\tFrom the Desk of Trevor Noah<\/p>\n
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\n\t\u201cIs there anything you were never able to do because you had a late night show, and do you see yourself doing it now?\u201d -Trevor Noah\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\tExercising. I think my wife has waited long enough. It\u2019s time for abs. I want to be swole. You\u2019re not even going to recognize me. I\u2019m going to be ripped. You\u2019re going to be able to bounce a quarter off my ass and get back two dimes and a nickel. Brace yourself. It\u2019s finally happening.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n
\n\tFrom the Desk of Jimmy Kimmel<\/p>\n
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\n\t\u201cIs it true that hospitals are sometimes forced to send patients who are too obese for their MRI\/CT machines to be scanned at the zoo?\u00a0\u201d -Jimmy Kimmel<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\tYes, it is. And that\u2019s your tax dollars at work.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n
\n\tFrom the Desk of Seth Meyers<\/p>\n
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\n\t\u201cWhat\u2019s an answer a guest gave that will stay with you the longest?<\/strong>\u201d \u2013Seth Meyers<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\tI interviewed Keanu Reeves one night. And out of nowhere, I don\u2019t know why, I asked him, \u201cWhat do you think happens when we die?\u201d And he paused in that way only Keanu can, and he said something beautiful, actually. He said, \u201cThe people who love us will miss us.\u201d It\u2019s pretty simple, deceptively simple, because it blew up. I mean, it was one of the most watched clips we\u2019ve ever had on YouTube. And we went, \u201cOh wait, let\u2019s ask that question of everybody and see how they do.\u201d Then we built the Colbert Questionert around it.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n
\n\tFrom the Desk of Jon Stewart<\/p>\n
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\n\t\u201cHow do you know when the fudge is done?\u201d -Jon Stewart\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\tIf you are a coward, you can go buy a candy thermometer and do it that way. I think it\u2019s 315 degrees or something like that.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n
\n\tFrom the Desk of James Corden<\/p>\n
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\n\t\u201cWhat have you been doing to mentally and emotionally prepare for your daily life after the show?\u201d -James Corden\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\tI try not to make eye contact with the people in the building too much. I\u2019ve always discouraged it, but now I\u2019m really being a hard-ass about it. Don\u2019t look me in the eye because I\u2019m a weeper. And I like the show a lot, but I love the people I work with, and that\u2019s going to be hard.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n
\n\tFrom the Desk of Jimmy Fallon<\/p>\n
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\n\t\u201cYou\u2019ve had the best seats in the house for over 10 years. What\u2019s the one musical performance that you and the crew still talk about?\u201d -Jimmy Fallon\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\tWe just recently had Hozier and Lake Street Dive do Joe Cocker\u2019s Woodstock version of \u201cWith a Little Help From my Friends,\u201d that was pretty fantastic. Joe Walsh was like, \u201cHey man, I want to come on.\u201d And Joe Walsh doing \u201cRocky Mountain Way\u201d burned this theater to the ground. The damn Doobie Brothers, just structural damage to this building. Fallon\u2019s right. We\u2019ve had the best seats in the house for over 10 years. But honest to God, on a nightly basis, our band, Louis Cato and the Great Big Joy Machine, will do something that blows you away, and the people at home only hear the tail end of it.<\/p>\n<\/li>\n
\n\tFrom the Desk of Conan O\u2019Brien<\/p>\n
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\n\t\u201cJust who the hell do you think you are?\u201d -Conan O\u2019Brien\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\tFor a while, I thought I was a guy who was going to write for Conan O\u2019Brien, but you did not accept my application. I think I\u2019m Conan O\u2019Brien\u2019s friend. It\u2019s hard to tell from this question. I think I\u2019m Conan O\u2019Brien\u2019s best friend, actually. Is that possible? That I\u2019m his best friend?<\/p>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"\u201cNo fucking way, you got a question from Jay Leno?\u201d says Stephen Colbert. As his own late-night tenure…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":473357,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[265],"tags":[4949,18,117,19,17,39009,18180,9163,7613,38647,5712,4951,125772,69553,101475,128],"class_list":{"0":"post-473356","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-tv","8":"tag-conan-obrien","9":"tag-eire","10":"tag-entertainment","11":"tag-ie","12":"tag-ireland","13":"tag-james-corden","14":"tag-jay-leno","15":"tag-jimmy-fallon","16":"tag-jimmy-kimmel","17":"tag-jon-stewart","18":"tag-seth-meyers","19":"tag-stephen-colbert","20":"tag-thr-cover-story","21":"tag-thr-original-video","22":"tag-trevor-noah","23":"tag-tv"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@ie\/116534450606756603","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473356","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=473356"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/473356\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/473357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=473356"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=473356"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=473356"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}