{"id":506531,"date":"2026-05-28T07:22:13","date_gmt":"2026-05-28T07:22:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/506531\/"},"modified":"2026-05-28T07:22:13","modified_gmt":"2026-05-28T07:22:13","slug":"mary-lous-attack-on-mumbling-micheal-meets-outrage-and-silent-approval-the-irish-times","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/506531\/","title":{"rendered":"Mary Lou\u2019s attack on Mumbling Miche\u00e1l meets outrage and silent approval \u2013 The Irish Times"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Remember the date.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">May the 27th. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">The Feast of the Enunciation. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">It marks the day when the messenger <a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/tags\/mary-lou-mcdonald\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/tags\/mary-lou-mcdonald\/\">Mary Lou<\/a> solemnly announced in D\u00e1il \u00c9ireann that the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/tags\/micheal-martin\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/tags\/micheal-martin\/\">Taoiseach<\/a> is a mutterer and if he could only speak up everyone, miraculously, would be able to hear him at all times. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">And in keeping with D\u00e1il practice, from this day on, the afternoon of May 27th \u2013 or the nearest sitting day \u2013 shall be set aside for at least two hours to allow deputies enter the deserted chamber to read a succession of speeches as part of \u2018Statements to Mark the Feast of the Enunciation\u2019. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">In the meantime, what did they have on Wednesday?<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Oh yeah. Statements on Ensuring our Skills, Training and Innovation Systems Keep Pace in a Changing World.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">The Minister for Further and Higher Education, Research, Innovation and Science set the ball rolling on Wednesday afternoon, teeing up 150 riveting minutes of cross-party revolving-door contributions. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">No offence to James Lawless, who is always extremely enthusiastic about all matters pertaining to his brief, but the D\u00e1il Business Committee missed a trick by failing to notice that May 27th is World Otter Day.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Back to Leaders\u2019 Questions, when <a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/tags\/sinn-fein\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/tags\/sinn-fein\/\">Sinn F\u00e9in<\/a> leader Mary Lou McDonald got stuck into Miche\u00e1l Martin over disability payments and concerns over school places for children with additional needs. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">The Taoiseach explained, with lots of figures, why investment in the area has been \u201cvery strong\u201d, with the last budget seeing one of the largest ever increases in disability services.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">More figures were rolled out to bolster his charge that Mary Lou was \u201cdeliberately ignoring the dramatic increases\u201d in funding for special-needs classes, assistants and teachers.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">\u201cYou tried to cut them,\u201d she retorted, before asking the Taoiseach if the window for applications for summer-support programmes will be reopened as many families missed out the first time.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">He said nobody can deny \u201cthe extraordinary and very significant investment that has been made \u2013 rightly so \u2013 in special education\u201d. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Mary Lou persisted with her question about reopening the application portal.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">\u201cIt\u2019s quite significant,\u201d he repeated as the Sinn F\u00e9in leader niggled away with her question. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">It might be something to do with last weekend\u2019s byelections, but Miche\u00e1l\u2019s fuse has been even shorter this week in the face of Mary Lou\u2019s habitual baiting.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Ironic, in a way, as the leaders of <a href=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/tags\/fianna-fail\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer nofollow noopener\" title=\"https:\/\/www.irishtimes.com\/tags\/fianna-fail\/\">Fianna F\u00e1il<\/a> and Sinn F\u00e9in finally hit some common ground after months of conflict \u2013 both their parties had awful elections. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">But she was really irking him.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">\u201cAgain, Deputy, you have an awful habit of interrupting. I\u2019ve never interrupted you once in anything you do,\u201d complained Miche\u00e1l, head down, sheafing through his notes mid-answer.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Then he heard Mary Lou sounding off about him from across the floor. Something about not being able to hear him. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">He looked up quizzically.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Sorry?<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">She filled him in. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">\u201cYou mumble. You don\u2019t enunciate.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">\u201cI beg your pardon?\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">\u201cYou don\u2019t enunciate clearly. I didn\u2019t hear what you said.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Ceann Comhairle Verona Murphy was dumbstruck. She looked at the Taoiseach, who was saying no more either. Whatever about enunciation, there would be no further elaboration. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">The Government Chief Whip was scandalised.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">\u201cThat\u2019s shocking!\u201d exclaimed Mary Butler. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">\u201cThat\u2019s grand,\u201d said Miche\u00e1l briskly. \u201cWe\u2019ll leave it. We\u2019ll leave it, yeah.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">So Verona turned to Mary Lou for her follow-up question.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">\u201cYou have your opportunity now. Thank you,\u201d she said in a quietly disapproving tone.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">\u201cAn appalling comment to make,\u201d harrumphed Minister of State Noel Grealish as the Chief Whip succumbed further to her fit of the vapours. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">\u201cThat\u2019s a new low. It\u2019s a new low!\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">The Ceann asked everyone to behave in a respectful manner. \u201cThere are a lot of people in the gallery.\u201d <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Delighted, no doubt, with the bit of drama.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">The Sinn F\u00e9in leader clarified her remarks before asking her second question.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">\u201cThese are important issues and it is important when the head of Government addresses them that he is audible and clear and that I can hear him.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">It was all rather fraught. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">But in fairness to deputy McDonald, frazzled D\u00e1il reporters can attest that the Taoiseach can be a terrible mutterer when taking questions. There may even have been some quiet applause in certain quarters when she launched her assault on his enunciation, even if it was a little out of order.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Miche\u00e1l and Mary Lou could have done with a wee drink to calm themselves down \u2013 maybe a cup of soothing camomile tea or a nice cold glass of Albarino?<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Is there a drone service available in Leinster House?<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Of course there is. But the 2\u00bd hours of statements on ensuring our Skills, Training and Innovation Systems Keep Pace in a Changing World were not due to start until later in the afternoon.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Ruth Coppinger. She\u2019ll know, because a drone service delivering takeaway food and drink operates at full tilt in parts of her Dublin West constituency. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">\u201cShould hundreds of people lose their peace and quiet for a cup of coffee to be flown over them for one person?\u201d she asked the Taoiseach. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">The People Before Profit TD said commercial fast-food drone-delivery services in Dublin West and Cork City have seen \u201cmajor setbacks\u201d. A Dublin operator was refused planning retention for its operating base after numerous objections by residents, while an enforcement notice was issued to a drone-hub operator in Cork after it was established without permission. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Deputy Coppinger added that a motion by PBP calling for a review of the environmental impact of drones was unanimously passed by Cork City Council. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">She asked the Taoiseach: \u201cIs it not time to outlaw the delivery of fast food by commercial drones in residential areas? The nuisance that they cause and the impact they have is way beyond the necessity.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Miche\u00e1l gave a careful political answer \u2013 advocating for both sides. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">The \u201cbig issue\u201d with drones is that while residents are concerned about noise and potential infringements of privacy, drone technology is one of the fastest growing technologies and this can\u2019t be ignored. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">\u201cWe want to see that developed but we do need to protect our neighbourhoods.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Our health-conscious Taoiseach wouldn\u2019t be one for fast food anyway. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">As for this \u201cnew phenomenon of drones\u201d delivering coffee or whatever else to people in residential areas, he can\u2019t fathom it at all. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">\u201cI don\u2019t understand why people can\u2019t just go up to the caf\u00e9, socialise and so on, like that. Or why you need a drone to deliver a cup of coffee or whatever?\u201d he shrugged. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">\u201cIt\u2019s something that I don\u2019t comprehend and I don\u2019t think needs to happen.\u201d <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Miche\u00e1l didn\u2019t mention the droning nuisance in Kildare Street.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">He might need a drone to deliver a speech in Leinster House, but that\u2019s a different kettle of spice bag.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Anyway, May 27th. <\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Enunciation Day.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">We live in hope.<\/p>\n<p class=\"c-paragraph paywall \">Stick it in the diary for next year. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Remember the date. May the 27th. The Feast of the Enunciation. 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