{"id":666395,"date":"2026-09-01T05:49:17","date_gmt":"2026-09-01T05:49:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/666395\/"},"modified":"2026-09-01T05:49:17","modified_gmt":"2026-09-01T05:49:17","slug":"below-deck-mediterranean-recap-season-11-episode-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/666395\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2018Below Deck Mediterranean\u2019 Recap, Season 11, Episode 13"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>                  <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/ie\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/09\/0ded7b3d7b356fa189ef2abbd28e935add-below-deck-mediterranean.rsquare.w400.jpg\" class=\"lede-image\" data-content-img=\"\" alt=\"Below Deck Mediterranean - Season 11\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" style=\"width:100%;height:auto;\" fetchpriority=\"high\"\/> <\/p>\n<p>\n                  The never-ending Nathan-Joe rivalry finally hits its breaking point, but everyone is over it and just wants them to move on.<br \/>\n                  Photo: Fred Jagueneau\/Bravo\n              <\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.vulture.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmthpox1p001401ebn1cjw5em@published\" data-word-count=\"102\">A note before getting on with this week\u2019s events: On August 26, Nathan released <a href=\"https:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/tv-movies\/tv-movie-news\/below-deck-nathan-gallagher-domestic-violence-mistakes-1235613826\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">a statement <\/a>to Rolling Stone after the outlet reported on his arrest on domestic-violence charges in December of last year. He claimed the public doesn\u2019t have all the facts of an \u201cextremely complicated\u201d situation and that he has material evidence that would contradict public perception of the news, but he didn\u2019t reply to Rolling Stone\u2019s requests to review it. It\u2019s hard to square the seriousness of this development with the overall silliness of the show; all I can say is that we only have a few charters left.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.vulture.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmthpqyej00113b7ddnj80hwl@published\" data-word-count=\"88\">At this late juncture in the season, the instability of the Akira One\u2019s revolving-door crew is taking its toll. Nathan\u2019s absence cost him the progress he\u2019d made as an authority figure: It wasn\u2019t that long ago that Nathan and Joe surprised themselves with how well they were working together. Now we\u2019ve come around full circle to where the season started \u2014 Nathan is paranoid, Joe is defensive \u2014 which is why I\u2019m rating this episode only three stars. I\u2019m so done with Nathan and Joe\u2019s petty-off! Move on!<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.vulture.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmthpqyhi00123b7dx6x5vy55@published\" data-word-count=\"117\">When we pick up this week, Sandy is trying her best to convince Max not to follow through on his plan to get his father out of Tunisia through the unstable Libyan desert. But Max has made up his mind, and though he thanks the captain for her advice, he leaves the boat pretty quickly after chatting with Sandy. Last week, some readers speculated that Max could be getting scammed, but he did speak with his father on the phone, so if he is getting scammed, his father would have to be in on it, which is very distressing to imagine. It\u2019s hard to see Max so afflicted, and he\u2019s gone almost as quickly as he arrived.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.vulture.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmthpqykf00133b7df21gp0k7@published\" data-word-count=\"122\">Max leaves less than three hours before the new charter\u2019s arrival, which means that Sandy is immediately on the phone with Norma from Yachting Staffing. Remember how, in the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vulture.com\/tv\/below-deck-down-under\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">last season<\/a> of Down Under, they tried to give us a glimpse into the guests\u2019 home life? I would welcome something similar that gives us a glimpse into Norma\u2019s life when her phone pings for the hundredth time in a month with a request from Sandy for yet another deckhand. At least, the boat can\u2019t leave the dock today because of an incoming storm, which means a reduced workload for the deck team. Even then, Joe is stressed: With Nathan at half-capacity and no Max, efficiently running the exterior will be \u201cvirtually impossible.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.vulture.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmthpqyn400143b7d0xwmx1lr@published\" data-word-count=\"109\">This is when the Joe-versus-Nathan problem reignites. Nathan is offended by Joe\u2019s concern, and it\u2019s all downhill from there. Joe adopts an attitude. When Sandy asks him to collect some trash from the dock, he replies that he shouldn\u2019t leave the boat unless the bosun tells him to. This is, of course, ridiculous: He\u2019s getting the instruction from the captain. Annoyed, Sandy tells Nathan to encourage Joe to take initiative and do things when they need to be done without asking for permission; he is still lead deckhand, after all. Sandy is saying, Be a better leader, but Nathan hears, Joe is sabotaging me by making me look bad.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.vulture.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmthpqypy00153b7duwl3rh5c@published\" data-word-count=\"117\">Even then, Joe is being unnecessarily difficult. He admits that he\u2019s being childish as he spirals deeper into his resentment rut. As they\u2019re getting into their whites, Joe asks Coop once again to have his back. Coop assures him that he will, when and if warranted, but he will also tell Joe when he needs to \u201cstraighten the fuck up,\u201d meaning, stop whining and get on with your work. Nathan hasn\u2019t been as hostile or closed off as they had expected him to be on his return, and Joe is clearly looking for issues where there aren\u2019t any. As for his part, Coop compares himself to Bella Swan in Eclipse: Just a girl caught in the middle.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.vulture.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmthpqyte00163b7dctjtbl3h@published\" data-word-count=\"115\">The tension gets so bad that Nathan and Joe start bickering in front of the whole crew as they wait to line up for guest arrival. Taking Sandy\u2019s advice, Nathan tells Joe that if he sees something that needs doing, he should just do it, instead of waiting for permission; Joe replies that he\u2019d been instructed to always go through Nathan. Sandy steps in to tell them to stop being so petty. She tells Joe that he did do a great job as bosun, but he needs to snap out of this wallowing now and be a team player. Besides, she wonders, what happened to the inseparable duo that used to be Joe and Nathan?!<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.vulture.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmthpqywf00173b7dyyvz9m5s@published\" data-word-count=\"116\">Before they can explain, the guests arrive, bringing the storm with them. I have to correct a mistake from my recap <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vulture.com\/article\/below-deck-mediterranean-recap-season-11-episode-12.html\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">last week<\/a>: The primary\u2019s name is spelled the Kardashian way, Kasandra, rather than Cassandra, as I\u2019d written it. It seemed, from her preference sheet, that Kasandra would be bitchy and demanding, but as it turns out, the fussy one is her husband, Jeff, who cannot believe that they can\u2019t leave the dock when he\u2019s paid so much money for this vacation. For her part, Kasandra \u2014 who actually seems fun \u2014 decides to spend her rainy day on a superyacht in the only reasonable way: getting drunk and annoying the hell out of her husband.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.vulture.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmthpqz2q00183b7d430e6mhj@published\" data-word-count=\"155\">A day on the dock means less work for the exterior team and twice as much work for the interior team, who has to keep the guests entertained. But at least, Aesha is back in her rightful post as chief stew, and she\u2019s ready to mobilize her team into seven-star service. Kayley suggests a cooking class with Joy for the guests, and Aesha adds a cocktail-mixing demo to the idea. Meanwhile, to kill time and illustrate how unpleasant it is to cruise on choppy waters, Sandy offers the guests a tender ride. Joe and Kayley take them out, and Kayley tries to comfort Joe by wisely reminding him that he can\u2019t control the facts of his situation with Nathan, only his own reaction to them. It\u2019s what she did when Gen\u2019s anti-Kayley sentiment was at an all-time high, and it worked. Alas, this excellent advice goes into one of Joe\u2019s ears and out the other.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.vulture.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmthpqz5x00193b7d88ic23q6@published\" data-word-count=\"106\">Speaking of Gen: She drops a whole tray of welcome drinks as they\u2019re waiting for the guests to come back from the tender ride. Apparently, Gen was in an ATV accident in Bali that messed up her wrist, and she\u2019s supposed to be wearing a stabilizing brace (she is not, for the most part). For the rest of the episode, she complains about swelling and pain, but Kat is not exactly buying it. \u201cI think Gen\u2019s wrist does hurt \u2026 a little bit,\u201d she says, emphasizing how difficult it is to separate Gen\u2019s chronic bad attitude from any actual problem; she\u2019s the girl who cried wolf.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.vulture.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmthpqzag001a3b7drs6oxf4q@published\" data-word-count=\"210\">The rain comes down in the afternoon, but the guests barely notice it because they\u2019re having so much fun with Aesha and Joy\u2019s cocktail-mixing and cooking class. Not even Jeff being annoyed at Kasandra\u2019s drunkenness can ruin the mood. The vibes continue to pick up during the guests\u2019 predinner fashion show, for which the crew sets up a red carpet. By the end of it, even Jeff is smiling from ear to ear. Even better, though the interior team had to hustle to switch the dinner d\u00e9cor from outside to inside once it started raining again, the tablescape looks impeccable and the guests love their food. Jeff loves his filet mignon so much that he chokes on it. He runs to the bathroom and proceeds to vomit in the sink. \u201cThe sink is clogged,\u201d he announces to Aesha, matter-of-factly, as if he had nothing to do with it. Aesha sends Kayley to deal with it, but a regular sink plunger can\u2019t do the job \u2014 Nathan has to suction the stuff out with the wet vacuum. Kayley and Nathan\u2019s efforts are intercut with Kasandra opening her birthday present from Jeff (whose airways are now totally clear), a $100,000 diamond necklace. That\u2019s that upstairs-downstairs snark I come to this show for!<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.vulture.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmthpqzdo001b3b7dafh7nxp9@published\" data-word-count=\"185\">While the guests have dinner, Sandy checks in, again, on the state of Nathan\u2019s relationship with Joe, which is, basically, worse: Nathan is increasingly paranoid that Joe is trying to turn the crew against him. Again, at Sandy\u2019s suggestion, Nathan pulls Joe aside to ask, through a sarcastic grin, if he did or said anything wrong. At first, Joe defaults to his regular stance, which is that he is simply keeping out of Nathan\u2019s way as instructed. But he finally approaches something close to frankness when he admits that Nathan\u2019s aggressive temper makes him hesitant to be truly open. He stops short of admitting that he thinks he should be bosun; instead, he throws Coop in the middle of it, telling Nathan to \u201cgo ask Cooper\u201d what he thinks. But Cooper, being a former football player, has plenty of experience with aggressive guys with huge egos. Confronted by Nathan, he doesn\u2019t deny that the bosun can be aggressive, but he\u2019s also clear that he intends to put his head down and get on with his work without getting in the middle of Nathan and Joe.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.vulture.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmthpqzge001c3b7d7xsttmp3@published\" data-word-count=\"98\">The next morning, crew and guests wake up to better weather. They leave the dock by 8:30 a.m., and, in even better news, Norma has found a \u201cvery experienced\u201d deckhand who will join the crew that same afternoon. Gen, forgetting her swollen wrist, perks up at the thought of having a new person to ruin sheets with. It\u2019s still relatively gray, windy, and drizzly, but nothing that can stop Jeff from having an absolute blast on the Jet Ski. It\u2019s endearing, even, how much fun he has. In other words, everyone is happy except for Nathan and Joe.<\/p>\n<p class=\"clay-paragraph\" data-editable=\"text\" data-uri=\"www.vulture.com\/_components\/clay-paragraph\/instances\/cmthpqzj6001d3b7df715srlq@published\" data-word-count=\"168\">Joe tells Kayley that he\u2019s reaching his limit \u201cfaking a friendship\u201d with Nathan, and that if it were up to him, he\u2019d leave the boat (um, it is up to you, Joe). Nathan overhears a snippet of this exchange, which convinces him that Joe is engaged in an all-out smear campaign against him. When he finds himself sitting in the crew mess alone with Kayley, Nathan asks her if Joe has been talking shit about him to her. Kayley gracefully dodges the question, reminding him that it\u2019s not her place to get involved, which unfortunately only fuels Nathan\u2019s suspicions. He confronts Joe again, which makes it the third time in this episode that Joe and Nathan have a little talk. This time, Joe throws it back at Nathan: Has Nathan been talking shit about him? Joe accuses Nathan of being insecure; Nathan throws the accusation back. 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