DENNIS RODMAN FLIES TO TEHRAN UNINVITED TO NEGOTIATE PEACE — IRAN AGREES TO A MEETING, WHICH CONCERNS EVERYONE
Chicago, IL — Dennis Rodman, 64, boarded a flight to Tehran Tuesday without notifying the State Department, his management team, or anyone who might have asked questions, landing at 6 AM local time and telling reporters at the gate that he was ‘here to do what governments can’t do because they think too much.’
The State Department issued a statement asking Americans to avoid the region. Rodman had already cleared customs.
What happened next is the part that has everyone concerned.
Iran agreed to meet with him. A senior foreign ministry official confirmed a meeting had been scheduled for Thursday at a location described as ‘informal but official’ which diplomatic sources translated as ‘they are genuinely curious and also nobody told them they could say no.’
Rodman’s stated diplomatic strategy includes:
‘I am going to look them in the eye and tell them what I see. I have done this before. It worked.’
‘I am not bringing an agenda. An agenda is what politicians bring. I am bringing Dennis.’
‘I plan to be very direct, very honest, and probably very underdressed for the occasion’
‘Kim Jong Un took my calls. These guys will too once they know I am serious.’
‘I have a gift. It is a signed jersey. It is a good gift. It always works.’
The State Department’s concern level is described as ‘high.’ Iran’s curiosity level is described as the same.
He flew to Tehran uninvited. They agreed to meet him.
The jersey is signed. The State Department is making calls. Dennis is already there.
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