{"id":23995,"date":"2026-03-17T20:09:21","date_gmt":"2026-03-17T20:09:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/iran\/23995\/"},"modified":"2026-03-17T20:09:21","modified_gmt":"2026-03-17T20:09:21","slug":"the-gang-that-couldnt-think-strait","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/iran\/23995\/","title":{"rendered":"The Gang That Couldn\u2019t Think Strait"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You can find evidence of alliances and cooperative behavior in the earliest history of man; in fact, it is likely a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.sciencedirect.com\/science\/article\/pii\/S0960982219303343\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">key reason<\/a> that Homo sapiens flourished on this planet. Only someone deluded and narcissistic enough to believe that they need no help whatsoever in any situation would have to learn how to cooperate and work together on the fly.<\/p>\n<p>Such is the situation we find ourselves in with Donald Trump, strategic genius, who waited until day 15 of a misbegotten war with Iran to suggest\u2014OK, demand\u2014that he may need some assistance ensuring safe passage in the Strait of Hormuz. He directed nominal U.S. allies to send warships into the strait to allow cargo to cross through, the same allies he has been imposing tariffs on for close to a year. And they collectively responded, approximately: Fuck off.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/prospect.org\/author\/david-dayen\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">More from David Dayen<\/a><\/p>\n<p>The German defense minister <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/world\/u-s-allies-rebuff-trumps-demand-for-help-opening-strait-of-hormuz-33da9777\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">reacted with incredulity<\/a> to the notion that \u201ca handful or two handfuls of European frigates\u201d could \u201caccomplish in the Strait of Hormuz that the powerful U.S. Navy there cannot achieve on its own.\u201d <a href=\"https:\/\/www.gov.uk\/government\/speeches\/pm-remarks-16-march-2026\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Britain<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/frenchresponse\/status\/2032887843954057364\" rel=\"nofollow\">France<\/a> didn\u2019t want to get involved until fighting ended. <a href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/did:plc:uz5apa2z3jrxhjjzqw5qik65\/post\/3mh63vwfodc2m\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Not a single country<\/a> has volunteered their services. Their logic, that they didn\u2019t start the war, weren\u2019t consulted about the war, and have no real way to advance any goals of the war, is pretty airtight.<\/p>\n<p>So after about 24 hours of this fruitless begging, Trump <a href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/atrupar\/status\/2033589877833347138\" rel=\"nofollow\">went back<\/a> to saying, \u201cWe don\u2019t need anybody.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Usually, you do the coalition-building before going off to war and getting into an impossible military predicament. Of course, usually you would check to see if the country you\u2019re about to bomb has operational control of any strategic passages.<\/p>\n<p>Today On TAP<\/p>\n<p class=\"has-bitter-font-family has-small-font-size\" style=\"padding-top:0;padding-bottom:0\">This story first appeared in our Today On TAP newsletter, a weekday email featuring commentary on the daily news from Robert Kuttner and Harold Meyerson.<\/p>\n<p>Iranian oil shipments have <a href=\"https:\/\/talkingpointsmemo.com\/edblog\/iranian-oil-is-going-through-the-strait-just-fine\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">increased<\/a> since the war began, and <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/world\/middle-east\/how-some-ships-are-sneaking-through-the-strait-of-hormuz-70e18ff6\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">select other ships<\/a> are now making their way through, such as a liquefied petroleum gas shipment bound for India that will prevent a shortage in cooking fuel. Chinese ships may have <a href=\"https:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/world-news\/2026\/03\/15\/iran-to-allow-chinese-linked-ships-through-strait-of-hormuz\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">bought their own passage<\/a> as well. Iran is maximizing the damage to its enemies and rewarding its friends through this operational control.<\/p>\n<p>As the crunch continues, the number of goods and micro-economies threatened seems to only expand. We knew about oil and natural gas and <a href=\"https:\/\/carnegieendowment.org\/emissary\/2026\/03\/fertilizer-iran-hormuz-food-crisis\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">fertilizer<\/a>. But about half of U.S. generic drugs originate in India, and the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.cnbc.com\/2026\/03\/16\/strait-of-hormuz-closure-generic-drug-prescriptions.html\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">petrochemical components used in that process<\/a> pass through the strait, as do chemicals that originate from China but for some obscure reason get consolidated in the Gulf region. Semiconductor production depends on <a href=\"https:\/\/www.bloomberg.com\/news\/articles\/2026-03-16\/iran-war-chokepoints-begin-to-cast-doubt-on-global-chip-supply\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">Taiwan having enough liquefied natural gas and helium<\/a>, both of which come heavily from Qatar. And merely having 100 ships and their containers stuck in the Persian Gulf and nearby ports full, and other ships that have to route around it, has caused <a href=\"https:\/\/www.wsj.com\/business\/logistics\/the-iran-war-is-now-disrupting-global-trade-49eed95e\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">supply chain snarls<\/a> like we saw in 2022; I will humbly suggest that <a href=\"https:\/\/prospect.org\/2022\/02\/11\/re-engineering-our-supply-chains\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\">some of us anticipated<\/a> that a global pandemic was not the only possible shock to a risky supply chain system.<\/p>\n<p>The entire mess was provoked by someone who had to look up \u201ccoalition\u201d in the dictionary two weeks after starting a war. Donald Trump is a good case study against evolution.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"You can find evidence of alliances and cooperative behavior in the earliest history of man; in fact, it&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":23996,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[28],"tags":[1681,38,11626,54,159,102,34,49,179,4219,2925,101,2139],"class_list":{"0":"post-23995","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-strait-of-hormuz","8":"tag-america-and-the-world","9":"tag-donald-trump","10":"tag-energy-the-environment","11":"tag-europe","12":"tag-foreign-policy","13":"tag-hormuz","14":"tag-iran","15":"tag-middle-east","16":"tag-military","17":"tag-ocean-shipping","18":"tag-on-tap","19":"tag-strait-of-hormuz","20":"tag-supply-chain"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@iran\/116246332645910783","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/iran\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23995","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/iran\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/iran\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/iran\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/iran\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23995"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/iran\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23995\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/iran\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/23996"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/iran\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23995"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/iran\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23995"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/iran\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23995"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}