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1 nuotr.<\/p>\n 1 nuotr.<\/p>\n
Asociatyvi Dirbtinio intelekto sugeneruota nuotr.<\/p>\n
– Gerbiamieji seni\u016bnijos skyriaus nariai. A\u0161 jus surinkau tam, kad paskelb\u010diau d\u017eiugi\u0105 naujien\u0105 – pas mus \u012f susitikim\u0105 atvyksta pats partijos pirmininkas. Kur priimsim?<\/p>\n
– Jau a\u0161 tai bibliotekos patalpose neleisiu. Pas mane dar nuo anos partijos susitikimo r\u016bpintoj\u0117li\u0173 parod\u0117l\u0117 sustatyta – i\u0161draskys, supl\u0117\u0161ys man visk\u0105.<\/p>\n
– Na, jeigu taip, si\u016blysim dar\u017eelio salyt\u0119.<\/p>\n
– O jeigu mu\u0161tyn\u0117s? Kaip vaikiukus apsaugoti?<\/p>\n
– J\u016bs\u0173 tie vaikiukai patys jau velni\u0173 pri\u0117d\u0119, per Tik Tok \u201esex-seven” \u017ei\u016bri.<\/p>\n
– Tik per mano lavon\u0105.<\/p>\n
– Lyg seni\u016bnijoje dar lavon\u0173 neu\u017etenka, kriminogenin\u0117 ir be tav\u0119s baisi. Kokias dar patalpas si\u016blot?<\/p>\n
– Saky\u010diau, \u017dalandauskien\u0117s dar\u017ein\u0117 tikt\u0173, erdvi, gera akustika, \u0161ien\u0105 tik patrauksim, elektros generatori\u0173 pastatysim, suolus.<\/p>\n
– O koks jos po\u017ei\u016bris \u012f partij\u0105?<\/p>\n
– Geras po\u017ei\u016bris – jinai beveik akla, u\u017e j\u0105 jau 6 metai Zos\u0117 balsuoja.<\/p>\n
– Tinka. Paruo\u0161kit kaimo bern\u0173 komand\u0105, kad padau\u017eyt\u0173 kitaip tikin\u010dius.<\/p>\n
– O jei j\u0173 nebus?<\/p>\n
– Tegul tarpusavy pasimu\u0161a – mums piaras reikalingas. Ir papra\u0161ykit, kad klebonas pafilmuot\u0173 bi\u0161k\u012f. Ir joki\u0173 kitatau\u010di\u0173, nes tikrai u\u017eklius.<\/p>\n
– O mokinius su plakatais irgi ruo\u0161ti?<\/p>\n
– Tamsta mokytoja, \u0161\u012f kart\u0105 padarysim gudriau – plakatai turi b\u016bti dvipusiai. Ta pus\u0117, kur \u012f scen\u0105, turi b\u016bti su u\u017era\u0161ais, tipo: \u201eMes jumis tikim!”, o kur atsukta \u012f sal\u0119: \u201eJie mums meluoja!”. Nu\u0161ausim du zuikius.<\/p>\n
– Tai ir \u0161autuvus atsine\u0161ti?<\/p>\n
– \u0160autuv\u0173 nereikia, svarbu tik, kad partinis parakas sausas b\u016bt\u0173.<\/p>\n
– O jeigu v\u0117l atva\u017eiuot\u0173 tas piktas Plikis, kur vis\u0105 laik\u0105 \u0161aukia ant vis\u0173? Jis kol kas \u012f visus susitikimus…<\/p>\n
– To nelieskit. Gerai b\u016bt\u0173, kad \u012fgaliotinis prie seni\u016bnijos ribos padangas pradurt\u0173. Sustabdo dokument\u0173 patikrai, o pats tik p\u0161\u0161\u0161, p\u0161\u0161\u0161. Arba koki\u0173 milteli\u0173 sodos paki\u0161ti, kol i\u0161siai\u0161kins laboratorijoj, kad ne koksas, mes ir baigsim \u010dia visk\u0105.<\/p>\n
– O pasitikimui pritarimo ir sveikinimo \u0161\u016bksniai?<\/p>\n
– Pajunkit ba\u017enytin\u012f chor\u0105: giesm\u0117, sveikinimas, giesm\u0117, sveikinimas.<\/p>\n
– Tik jau ne chor\u0105 – ten beveik visi u\u017e an\u0105 partij\u0105.<\/p>\n
– Tai pamokykit \u0161\u016bkauti tuos i\u0161 seneli\u0173 nam\u0173. \u0160okoladuk\u0173 i\u0161ra\u0161ykit. Na k\u0105, viskas?<\/p>\n
– O fur\u0161etas?<\/p>\n
– Tik kai i\u0161va\u017eiuos tos palaidos televizijos. Susimesim, nors paprastai delegacija kelis litrus atve\u017ea. Na, nenor\u0117kit visko u\u017e dyk\u0105. \u010cia gi partija svarbiausiai.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"1 nuotr. Asociatyvi Dirbtinio intelekto sugeneruota nuotr. – Gerbiamieji seni\u016bnijos skyriaus nariai. A\u0161 jus surinkau tam, kad paskelb\u010diau…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":105811,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[17],"tags":[81,374,4085,37,39,36,38,40,571,6277,1997,46,4089],"class_list":["post-105810","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-verslas","tag-business","tag-digrevicius","tag-feljetonas","tag-lietuva","tag-lietuviu","tag-lithuania","tag-lithuanian","tag-lt","tag-partija","tag-provincija","tag-vadovas","tag-verslas","tag-vizitas"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@lt\/116067768906871055","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105810","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=105810"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/105810\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/105811"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=105810"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=105810"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=105810"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}