{"id":20032,"date":"2025-10-18T07:48:07","date_gmt":"2025-10-18T07:48:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/20032\/"},"modified":"2025-10-18T07:48:07","modified_gmt":"2025-10-18T07:48:07","slug":"vitalijus-digrevicius-seneli-kas-tai-respublika-lt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/20032\/","title":{"rendered":"Vitalijus DIGREVI\u010cIUS: Seneli, kas tai – Respublika.lt"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"nuotr.\" 1 nuotr.<\/p>\n

Asociatyvi ChatGPT nuotr.<\/p>\n

– O kas, seneli, yra partija?<\/p>\n

– Klausyk, Kostukai, eini tu per mi\u0161k\u0105, matai daug med\u017ei\u0173: vieni auga gra\u017e\u016bs, kiti – \u0161iaip sau, vieni – su lapais, kiti – pliki, visi skirtingi. Taigi eini, eini, staiga pyst – \u0161abak\u0161tynas. O tai ir yra partija. Nel\u012fsk \u012f ten, nes ten lenda tik tie, kurie nori prisipjauti gryb\u0173. Prisivalgo nuoding\u0173, paskui spjaudosi vienas ant kito ir aplinkui.<\/p>\n

– O kas yra \u201eNemuno au\u0161ra”, seneli?<\/p>\n

– Kostukai, tai tokia anomalija, kai saul\u0117 u\u017eteka vakaruose. Nuo \u017demaitaitijos ji eina per Lietuv\u0105 link Bielorusijos, ir temsta vis, temsta… kol nenusileid\u017eia. Kit\u0105 dien\u0105 viskas v\u0117l vyksta po senovei, kaip \u012fprastai.<\/p>\n

– O kas yra prezidentas?<\/p>\n

– Visi \u017eod\u017eiai, kurie kil\u0119 i\u0161 \u201eprez” (prezumpcija, prezervatyvas), turi nuo ka\u017eko apginti, apsaugoti, bet labai da\u017enai saugo nepatikimai ir pasekm\u0117s b\u016bna li\u016bdnos. V\u0117liau atsiranda daug juos keikian\u010di\u0173 u\u017e \u012fvykusias nes\u0105mones.<\/p>\n

– Seneli, a\u0161 \u017eaid\u017eiu Minekraft\u0105. K\u0105 rei\u0161kia tas \u017eodis?<\/p>\n

– A\u0161 gerai ne\u017einau, bet vienas politikas i\u0161ai\u0161kino, kad tai – \u017eydas Kraftas, lip\u0119s kop\u0117\u010diom ir nukrit\u0119s tiesiai ant minos. <\/p>\n

– O kod\u0117l mama sak\u0117, kad kvepal\u0173 kvapas i\u0161rei\u0161kiamas natomis – auk\u0161tomis, vidutin\u0117mis ir \u017eemomis? \u010cia vartojimo kult\u016bros pasekm\u0117?<\/p>\n

– Gal taip, bet \u010dia – gatv\u0117s kult\u016bros padarinys. Pavyzd\u017eiui, kult\u016brinink\u0173 protesto akcijoje: auk\u0161tosios natos – \u201eLaisv\u0117, Lygyb\u0117, Brolyb\u0117”, vidutin\u0117s – \u201eNemyl\u0117jau tav\u0119s…”, o pa\u010dios \u017eemosios – \u201eDuok, duok, duok \u012f snuk\u012f…”. Gaunasi pana\u0161iai, kaip simfonija \u201eJ\u016bra audroje ir pi\u0161”.<\/p>\n

– Seneli, o kas yra vazektomija?<\/p>\n

– \u010cia, an\u016bk\u0117li, kai ministr\u0105 visuomen\u0117 spaud\u017eia, labai spaud\u017eia, per j\u0117g\u0105 spaud\u017eia, jo veikla tampa nebevaisinga, ir jis atsistatydina.<\/p>\n

– O kas yra suk\u010diai, seneli?<\/p>\n

– Kostukai, tai tokie \u017emon\u0117s, kurie sukasi draug\u0173 ratelyje ir nuo tav\u0119s k\u0105 nors nusuka: pasako, kad kainos nekyla, o jas i\u0161 tikr\u0173j\u0173 pakelia, visus nuteikia, kad bus karas ir nuperka tank\u0105 su nupjautu vamzd\u017eiu ir dar pavagia kulkosvaid\u012f, organizuoja akcij\u0105 \u201ePadarom”, atidaro nauj\u0105 klinik\u0105 su tomis pa\u010diomis paslaugomis, bet naujomis kainomis. Da\u017eniausiai nusuka pinigus. O kai kada sveikat\u0105. O kai kada tik\u0117jim\u0105 viskuo.<\/p>\n

– Seneli, o kas yra Alzheimeris?<\/p>\n

– Na, Alzheimeris, k\u0105 a\u0161 \u017einau. Alzheimeris yra Alzheimeris. Visi \u017eino, tik a\u0161 esu primir\u0161\u0119s.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"1 nuotr. Asociatyvi ChatGPT nuotr. – O kas, seneli, yra partija? – Klausyk, Kostukai, eini tu per mi\u0161k\u0105,…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":20033,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[25,6486,30,31,374,34,35,4085,24,32,33,37,39,36,38,40,23,22,28,29,6487,26,27],"class_list":{"0":"post-20032","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-lietuva","8":"tag-antrastes","9":"tag-anukas","10":"tag-breaking-news","11":"tag-breakingnews","12":"tag-digrevicius","13":"tag-featured-news","14":"tag-featurednews","15":"tag-feljetonas","16":"tag-headlines","17":"tag-latest-news","18":"tag-latestnews","19":"tag-lietuva","20":"tag-lietuviu","21":"tag-lithuania","22":"tag-lithuanian","23":"tag-lt","24":"tag-naujienos","25":"tag-news","26":"tag-populiariausios-naujienos","27":"tag-populiariausiosnaujienos","28":"tag-senelis","29":"tag-top-stories","30":"tag-topstories"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20032","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=20032"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20032\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20033"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=20032"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=20032"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=20032"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}