{"id":248182,"date":"2026-08-07T07:14:46","date_gmt":"2026-08-07T07:14:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/248182\/"},"modified":"2026-08-07T07:14:46","modified_gmt":"2026-08-07T07:14:46","slug":"anekdotas-lietuva-mokys-ispanija-spresti-migrantu-krize-respublika-lt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/248182\/","title":{"rendered":"Anekdotas: Lietuva mokys Ispanij\u0105 spr\u0119sti migrant\u0173 kriz\u0119 &#8211; Respublika.lt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.respublika.lt\/lt\/naujienos\/lietuva\/lietuvos_politika\/anekdotas-lietuva-mokys-ispanija-spresti-migrantu-krize\/images\/ico_camera_white.gif\" class=\"camera\" width=\"22\" height=\"15\" alt=\"nuotr.\" style=\"position:relative; top:-2px; right:2px;\"\/> 1 nuotr.<\/p>\n<p>Ar\u016bno Bernacko kolia\u017eas<\/p>\n<p>Kad m\u016bs\u0173 \u0161alies politikai m\u0117gsta pasijausti, jei ne pasaulio, tai bent jau Europos bambomis, jau nestebina.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\" class=\"desktop_banner\">\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Bet kad vos Vidaus reikal\u0173 ministerijos vair\u0105 \u0117m\u0119s sukioti Martynas Katelynas imsis mokyti Ispanij\u0105 tvarkytis su migrantais &#8211; tokio anekdoto dar negird\u0117jome!<\/p>\n<p>Ministras Katelynas teigia, kad Lietuva yra pasirengusi dalytis su Ispanija patirtimi, sukaupta per pastaruosius metus valdant neteis\u0117tos migracijos kriz\u0119.<\/p>\n<p>Lietuva 2021 m. vasar\u0105 tikrai patyr\u0117 nereg\u0117t\u0105 migrant\u0173 antpl\u016bd\u012f.<\/p>\n<p>Bet nereg\u0117tas jis buvo tik mums &#8211; vien\u0105 kart\u0105 per par\u0105 tuomet net 290 \u017emogeli\u0173 pasienyje susirankiojom! Oho!<\/p>\n<p>Bet \u0161tai \u012f Ispanijos eksklav\u0105 vien pra\u0117jus\u012f savaitgal\u012f supl\u016bdo net 60 t\u016bkstan\u010di\u0173 galv\u0173!<\/p>\n<p>Ir liko j\u0173 ten keli t\u016bkstan\u010diai, i\u0161tro\u0161kusi\u0173, alkan\u0173, pikt\u0173, neb\u016btinai gra\u017ei\u0173 nor\u0173 vedam\u0173&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Tai ko mes ten pamokyti gal\u0117tume?<\/p>\n<p>Pone Katelynai, gal nel\u012fskime ten, kur m\u016bs\u0173 niekas nepra\u0161o, nes tuoj Lietuvos \u017emon\u0117ms gali tekti ai\u0161kintis, kod\u0117l i\u0161 Ispanijos \u012f Lietuv\u0117l\u0119 tiek afrikie\u010di\u0173 prigu\u017e\u0117jo&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Naujausios \u017einios<\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>        <a href=\"https:\/\/www.respublika.lt\/lt\/naujienos\/lietuva\/kitos-lietuvos-zinios\/prienu-rajone-uzsidege-kombainas---gesinant-sutriko-ugniagesio-sveikata\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" oncontextmenu=\"return false\" class=\"block_item_newest_photo\" src=\"https:\/\/www.respublika.lt\/lt\/naujienos\/lietuva\/lietuvos_politika\/anekdotas-lietuva-mokys-ispanija-spresti-migrantu-krize\/uploads\/img\/catalog\/1\/photo_for_homepage_1_81384400.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"154.45\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>        <a href=\"https:\/\/www.respublika.lt\/lt\/naujienos\/lietuva\/lietuvos_politika\/komunikacine-klaida-cmilyte-nielsen-apie-nausedos-darba-nuotoliu-is-madeiros\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" oncontextmenu=\"return false\" class=\"block_item_newest_photo\" src=\"https:\/\/www.respublika.lt\/lt\/naujienos\/lietuva\/lietuvos_politika\/anekdotas-lietuva-mokys-ispanija-spresti-migrantu-krize\/uploads\/img\/catalog\/1\/photo_for_homepage_1_76709793.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"154.45\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Patiko straipsnis? Leisk mums apie tai su\u017einoti. Nepamir\u0161k pasidalinti Facebook! <\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"p2_social_circle_icon\" src=\"https:\/\/www.respublika.lt\/images\/thumbs_up.svg\" width=\"21\" height=\"22\" alt=\"L\"\/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"p2_social_circle_icon\" src=\"https:\/\/www.respublika.lt\/images\/facebook.svg\" alt=\"F\" width=\"22\" height=\"22\" style=\"filter: invert(37%) sepia(55%) saturate(2351%) hue-rotate(187deg) brightness(102%) contrast(106%);\"\/><\/p>\n<p>&#13;<br \/>\n\tNesutinkate &#8211; diskutuokime!<br \/>&#13;<br \/>\n\tNepykite komentatoriai, bet komentarai su keiksma\u017eod\u017eiais bus \u0161alinami automati\u0161kai, be atsipra\u0161ymo.\n    <\/p>\n<p>&#13;<br \/>\n              Respublika.lt pasilieka teis\u0119 pa\u0161alinti nekult\u016bringus, keiksma\u017eod\u017eiais pagardintus, su tema nesusijusius, kito asmens vardu pasira\u0161ytus, \u012fstatymus pa\u017eeid\u017eian\u010dius, \u0161lam\u0161t\u0105 reklamuojan\u010dius ar nusikalsti kurstan\u010dius komentarus. Jei kurstysite smurt\u0105, rasin\u0119, tautin\u0119, religin\u0119 ar kitokio pob\u016bd\u017eio neapykant\u0105, \u017evirbliu i\u0161skrid\u0119 j\u016bs\u0173 \u017eod\u017eiai gr\u012f\u017edami gali virsti ton\u0105 sverian\u010diu jau\u010diu &#8211; specialiosioms Lietuvos tarnyboms pareikalavus suteiksime j\u016bs\u0173 duomenis.\n            <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"1 nuotr. Ar\u016bno Bernacko kolia\u017eas Kad m\u016bs\u0173 \u0161alies politikai m\u0117gsta pasijausti, jei ne pasaulio, tai bent jau Europos&hellip;\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":248183,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[13],"tags":[17500,25,30,31,34,35,24,1337,23825,32,33,37,39,36,38,40,4077,2051,23,22,28,29,26,27,3334],"class_list":["post-248182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-lietuva","tag-anekdotas","tag-antrastes","tag-breaking-news","tag-breakingnews","tag-featured-news","tag-featurednews","tag-headlines","tag-ispanija","tag-katelynas","tag-latest-news","tag-latestnews","tag-lietuva","tag-lietuviu","tag-lithuania","tag-lithuanian","tag-lt","tag-migracija","tag-ministras","tag-naujienos","tag-news","tag-populiariausios-naujienos","tag-populiariausiosnaujienos","tag-top-stories","tag-topstories","tag-vrm"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@lt\/117052995822641249","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=248182"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/248182\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/248183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=248182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=248182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=248182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}