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1 nuotr.<\/p>\n 1 nuotr.<\/p>\n
Asociatyvi Freepik nuotr.<\/p>\n
– Kaip tu manai d\u0117l t\u0173 balion\u0173?<\/p>\n
– Kaip. Ank\u0161\u010diau reik\u0117jo tartis. Reik\u0117jo diktatoriui pasi\u016blym\u0105 – vien\u0105 f\u016br\u0105 u\u017e koki penkiolika balion\u0173. O dabar sienas tai u\u017edaro, tai atidaro, bardakas gaunasi. O gird\u0117jau, gynybos komitetas liep\u0117 nubausti vyriausyb\u0117s sinoptik\u0105, nes jis niekada neatsp\u0117ja tikros v\u0117jo krypties.<\/p>\n
– Jau tais balionais visi prad\u0117jo naudotis. U\u017evakar Antanas atidar\u0117 dar\u017ee rast\u0105 baliond\u0117\u017e\u0119, o ten – TEMU siuntinys. Visi apie geresn\u0119 logistik\u0105 m\u0105sto – siena tai u\u017edaryta.<\/p>\n
– Jo, TEMU veikia. Mano kaimynas Petras, u\u017esakydamas TEMU, visada prira\u0161o pastab\u0105: \u201eRyte priminkit, k\u0105 a\u0161 ten u\u017esakiau, nes atsibud\u0119s galvoju, negi a\u0161 tikrai b\u016bsiu t\u0105 vis\u0105 \u0161… u\u017esak\u0119s?”.<\/p>\n
– O man patiko sveikatos ministerijos tyrimas: per dien\u0105 pagal \u010dekius Zigmas perka pakel\u012f cigare\u010di\u0173, o sur\u016bko du. Niekaip medicinos portalo statistika nesueina. Tokia ir medicina pasidar\u0117. Anks\u010diau b\u016bdavo vienas daktaras ant apylink\u0117s ir joki\u0173 eili\u0173 neb\u016bdavo. Ir lig\u0173 toki\u0173. Baisiausia liga kaime – triperis. O dabar? I\u0161 to ir klausimas atsiranda: kod\u0117l \u017emogus pauk\u0161\u010di\u0173 gripu u\u017esikr\u0117sti gali, o gaidys \u017dIV – ne?<\/p>\n
– O man \u0161iandien medicininis balius nusimato. \u017dentas \u0161ven\u010dia profesin\u0119 okulisto dien\u0105.<\/p>\n
– Tai jis gi prie dur\u0173 remonto dirba?<\/p>\n
– Jo, jo, jis \u012f duris akutes deda. O tu naujien\u0105 gird\u0117jai? Pagalba nuo alkoholizmo – skrand\u017eio perri\u0161imas.<\/p>\n
– Nes\u0105mon\u0117. Mane d\u0117l antsvorio \u012fkalb\u0117jo persiri\u0161ti, tai dabar nagus grau\u017eiuosi – trys \u012fprastiniai alaus litrai nebetelpa.<\/p>\n
– O kaip tau patinka kult\u016bros protestai?<\/p>\n
– Angel\u0117 dalyvavo. Sak\u0117, kult\u016bros mitinge mokytojai u\u017esipuol\u0117 gydytojus, kad tie daugiau u\u017edirba. \u016akininkai ant traktori\u0173 steb\u0117jo situacij\u0105 ir lauk\u0117 klimato at\u0161ilimo, policininkai nesiki\u0161o, nes per ma\u017ei atlyginimai, tr\u016bksta aprang\u0173, bat\u0173.<\/p>\n
– O kaip patys kult\u016brininkai?<\/p>\n
– Kad j\u0173 nedaug buvo. Aktoriai rengiasi Kal\u0117d\u0173 Seniais b\u016bti, kapelistams ka\u017ekokia \u0161vent\u0117 su vai\u0161\u0117mis, kiti ruo\u0161iasi viceministr\u0173 konkursams.<\/p>\n
– Tas ministras, kur keturias dienas buvo, pasi\u016bl\u0117 tiems, kas nori, \u012fsigyti egzoterin\u0119 smegen\u0173 gij\u0105.<\/p>\n
– O k\u0105 rei\u0161kia?<\/p>\n
– I\u0161tiesinamas vienas smegen\u0173 vingis. Kitas nirvanos levelis.<\/p>\n
– Faina, bet mums pensininkams nebereikia. Bet vis tik gerai, kad mes jau pensijoje – tiek problem\u0173 atpuola. Tik man nepatinka, kai sako, kad pensijos Lietuvoj triskart ma\u017eesn\u0117s negu Vokietijoj. Negi jie nesupranta, kad Vokietija u\u017e Lietuv\u0105 penkis kartus didesn\u0117, tai tegul paskai\u010diuoja, n\u0117ra ko \u010dia sk\u0173stis. \u010cia ne vald\u017eia kalta.<\/p>\n
– O vald\u017eia vis sako: anks\u010diau gyvenom gerai, o dabar – dar geriau. A\u0161 manau, kad gal\u0117jom dar pagyventi, kai buvo gerai.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"1 nuotr. Asociatyvi Freepik nuotr. \u00a0 – Kaip tu manai d\u0117l t\u0173 balion\u0173? – Kaip. Ank\u0161\u010diau reik\u0117jo tartis.…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":50373,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[25,5492,30,31,374,34,35,4085,24,3660,32,33,37,39,36,38,40,23,22,376,28,29,1719,4773,26,27],"class_list":{"0":"post-50372","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-lietuva","8":"tag-antrastes","9":"tag-balionai","10":"tag-breaking-news","11":"tag-breakingnews","12":"tag-digrevicius","13":"tag-featured-news","14":"tag-featurednews","15":"tag-feljetonas","16":"tag-headlines","17":"tag-kulturos","18":"tag-latest-news","19":"tag-latestnews","20":"tag-lietuva","21":"tag-lietuviu","22":"tag-lithuania","23":"tag-lithuanian","24":"tag-lt","25":"tag-naujienos","26":"tag-news","27":"tag-oro","28":"tag-populiariausios-naujienos","29":"tag-populiariausiosnaujienos","30":"tag-protestas","31":"tag-temu","32":"tag-top-stories","33":"tag-topstories"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@lt\/115632408226520250","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=50372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50372\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/50373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=50372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=50372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=50372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}