{"id":75303,"date":"2026-01-03T09:31:11","date_gmt":"2026-01-03T09:31:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/75303\/"},"modified":"2026-01-03T09:31:11","modified_gmt":"2026-01-03T09:31:11","slug":"vitalijus-digrevicius-geroves-diena-respublika-lt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/75303\/","title":{"rendered":"Vitalijus DIGREVI\u010cIUS: Gerov\u0117s diena – Respublika.lt"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"nuotr.\" 1 nuotr.<\/p>\n

Asociatyvi Freepik nuotr.<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

Eisena prasid\u0117jo nuo Katedros iki \u0161ventimo vietos. Dvasininkija buvo labai nepatenkinta, kad nebuvo u\u017esakytos mi\u0161ios su aukomis.<\/p>\n

Keista, kad eisenoje nebuvo traktori\u0173, nors, kit\u0105 vertus, \u016bkininkai jau buvo gav\u0119 nuolaid\u0173.<\/p>\n

\u0160vent\u0117je dalyvavo tie laimingieji, kuriems nuo Nauj\u0173j\u0173 pakilo pajamos. Gydytojai, persisv\u0117r\u0119 per priva\u010di\u0173 klinik\u0173 langus, su pavydu \u017ei\u016br\u0117jo \u012f laiminguosius. Prie \u012f\u0117jimo \u012f r\u016bmus b\u016briavosi nedidel\u0117 grupel\u0117 protestuojan\u010di\u0173 prostitu\u010di\u0173 ir peili\u0173 gal\u0105stoj\u0173, nes jiems pakilo individualios veiklos mokes\u010diai.<\/p>\n

Kad jie nepatekt\u0173 \u012f vid\u0173 akylai saugojo kordonas policinink\u0173, apsiavusi\u0173 naujais batais, pirktais u\u017e 16 eur\u0173 po atlyginim\u0173 padidinimo.<\/p>\n

Kai mes, nuo laisvo \u017eod\u017eio priklausomi \u017eurnalistai, patekome \u012f vid\u0173, ten jau \u0161oko kelios ne\u012fgali\u0173j\u0173 poros. Kampe su vaiki\u0161kais ve\u017eim\u0117liais susispietusios vieni\u0161os moterys sprend\u0117: koki\u0105 kosmetik\u0105 reik\u0117s pirkti u\u017e padidintus vaiko pinigus.<\/p>\n

Kitame kampe b\u016briavosi II pensij\u0173 pakopos asociacijos vir\u0161\u016bn\u0117l\u0117, nes visiems sal\u0117je neb\u016bt\u0173 u\u017etek\u0119 vietos.<\/p>\n

Puo\u0161numu i\u0161siskyr\u0117 kariuomen\u0117s atstovai, pasidabin\u0119 savo akselbantais, ir j\u0173 pirmosios damos su savo bantais.<\/p>\n

Ore tvyrojo d\u017eiaugsmas d\u0117l karinio biud\u017eeto dyd\u017eio ir buvo svarstomas klausimas, kaip tas l\u0117\u0161as i\u0161sigryninti.<\/p>\n

Pensininkai bla\u0161k\u0117si tarp vis\u0173, ne\u017einodami, kur d\u0117ti i\u0161 dangaus nukritusius pinigus.<\/p>\n

\u012e mini\u0105 kreip\u0119sis Auk\u0161\u010diausias buvo trumpas: \u201eVisk\u0105 galima apib\u016bdinti \u017eod\u017eiu \u201eBravo”.<\/p>\n

Keista, bet prie mikrofono neprileido \u017demaitaitijos atstovo. Kit\u0173 kalbos labai primin\u0117 meteorologini\u0173 balion\u0173 skryd\u017eius.<\/p>\n

Prasid\u0117jus meninei daliai choras nuo protest\u0173 lauke u\u017ekimusiais gerg\u017ed\u017eian\u010diais balsais sudainavo populiari\u0105 dainel\u0119 \u201eKas man i\u0161 tos laim\u0117s?..”.<\/p>\n

Kita daina rod\u0117 pasiry\u017eim\u0105: \u201eLietuviai barzdo\u010diai d\u016bmoja. Galanda kirvius…”.<\/p>\n

\u0160oki\u0173 kolektyvas su\u0161oko pasiutpolk\u0119 ir tuoj buvo i\u0161ve\u017etas medik\u0173 brigados, nes visi suprato pasiutlig\u0117s u\u017ekre\u010diamumo gr\u0117sm\u0119.<\/p>\n

Gal\u0173 gale visi buvo pakviesti \u012f banket\u0173 sal\u0119. Sal\u0117 buvo i\u0161puo\u0161ta geriausi\u0173 Lietuvos dizaineri\u0173 (ne kart\u0105 puo\u0161usi\u0173 artim\u0105j\u012f ir tolim\u0105j\u012f u\u017esien\u012f) id\u0117jomis ir tri\u016bsais (nemai\u0161yti su r\u016bbais).<\/p>\n

Visus nustebino visi\u0161kai tu\u0161\u010dias vai\u0161i\u0173 stalas. Pusvaland\u012f lauk\u0119 su viltimi, kad tuoj bus ne\u0161ami u\u017ekand\u017eiai ir taurieji g\u0117rimai, renginio dalyviai \u0117m\u0117 neramiai \u017evalgytis tarpusavyje. Suprat\u0119, kad j\u0173 viltys nei\u0161sipildys, dar veikiami euforijos nuo padidint\u0173 i\u0161mok\u0173, visi i\u0161siskai\u010diavo pirmais-tre\u010diais, ir tretieji nub\u0117go \u012f artimiausi\u0105 prekybos centr\u0105, nes kuras jau buvo pabrang\u0119s.<\/p>\n

– O J\u0117zau! Burok\u0117liai tiek kainuoti negali. O kitos dar\u017eov\u0117s? Lyg patys neaugintume… o silk\u0117?..<\/p>\n

– O konjakas! Matei, v\u0117l akcizas padidintas.<\/p>\n

– Nafig, varom \u012f turg\u0173, ten apsipirksim gerokai pigiau.<\/p>\n

Turguje kainos buvo pakil\u0119 lygiai tiek pat, tod\u0117l bendru \u0161vent\u0117s dalyvi\u0173 sutarimu, pigiai pasisamd\u0119 kariuomen\u0117s autobusus (kuras nura\u0161omas Leopardams), visi i\u0161kurn\u0117jo \u012f Lenkij\u0105, kur Gerov\u0117s \u0161vent\u0117 dar nebuvo prasid\u0117jusi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"1 nuotr. Asociatyvi Freepik nuotr. \u00a0 Eisena prasid\u0117jo nuo Katedros iki \u0161ventimo vietos. Dvasininkija buvo labai nepatenkinta, kad…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":75304,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[25,30,31,10242,374,34,35,4085,16579,24,32,33,37,39,36,38,40,23,22,28,29,5554,26,27],"class_list":{"0":"post-75303","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-lietuva","8":"tag-antrastes","9":"tag-breaking-news","10":"tag-breakingnews","11":"tag-diena","12":"tag-digrevicius","13":"tag-featured-news","14":"tag-featurednews","15":"tag-feljetonas","16":"tag-geroves","17":"tag-headlines","18":"tag-latest-news","19":"tag-latestnews","20":"tag-lietuva","21":"tag-lietuviu","22":"tag-lithuania","23":"tag-lithuanian","24":"tag-lt","25":"tag-naujienos","26":"tag-news","27":"tag-populiariausios-naujienos","28":"tag-populiariausiosnaujienos","29":"tag-svente","30":"tag-top-stories","31":"tag-topstories"},"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@lt\/115830474872911698","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75303","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=75303"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/75303\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/75304"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=75303"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=75303"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=75303"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}