{"id":83270,"date":"2026-01-14T10:50:53","date_gmt":"2026-01-14T10:50:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/83270\/"},"modified":"2026-01-14T10:50:53","modified_gmt":"2026-01-14T10:50:53","slug":"egidijus-bickauskas-kaip-mums-pasiseke-su-ministru-respublika-lt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/83270\/","title":{"rendered":"Egidijus BI\u010cKAUSKAS: Kaip mums pasisek\u0117 su ministru – Respublika.lt"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"nuotr.\" 2 nuotr.<\/p>\n

Po eilinio pasisakymo socialiniame tinkle URM vadovas K\u0119stutis Budrys sulauk\u0117 kand\u017ei\u0173 pasteb\u0117jim\u0173. Eltos nuotr.<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/p>\n

Ai\u0161ku, ministras nepamir\u0161o b\u016btinyb\u0117s duoti grie\u017et\u0105 atkirt\u012f, nepalikti tai nepasteb\u0117tu, reaguoti tarptautiniu lygiu ir pan.<\/p>\n

Mano vienas pa\u017e\u012fstamas, Jaroslavo Ha\u0161eko ir jo \u0160veiko \u017einovas, \u012f tai sureagavo galima \u0160veiko kalba, pasakyta smukl\u0117je \u201ePrie taur\u0117s” smukl\u0117s savininkui Palivecui. \u0160ia kalba mano min\u0117tas pa\u017e\u012fstamas leido pasidalinti su kitais:<\/p>\n

Ponas ministras kai kada man primena leitenant\u0105 Dub\u0105, kuris irgi visada nor\u0117jo, kad viskas b\u016bt\u0173 pagal statut\u0105, nors aplinkui visi vagonai jau seniai deg\u0117, o ma\u0161inistas buvo girtas kaip pabaidyta kurapka.<\/p>\n

\u0160iaip jau, jo pasisakymas yra toks gra\u017eus, jog j\u012f b\u016bt\u0173 galima \u012fr\u0117minti ir pakabinti vir\u0161 lovos vietoje \u0161v\u0119sto paveikslo.<\/p>\n

Gryna poezija! Sako, kad reikia \u201ekart\u0105 ir visiems laikams palau\u017eti Rusijos karo ma\u0161in\u0105.” \u0160venti \u017eod\u017eiai!<\/p>\n

Tai man labai primena vien\u0105 siuv\u0117j\u0105 i\u0161 Bud\u0117jovic\u0173, vardu Josefas. Tas Josefas irgi vien\u0105 vakar\u0105 alud\u0117je nusprend\u0117 \u201ekart\u0105 ir visiems laikams” palau\u017eti savo \u017emonos galyb\u0119. Jis \u0161auk\u0117 per vis\u0105 gatv\u0119, kad \u012fves jai \u201e\u017eudan\u010dias sankcijas” – neduos pinig\u0173 miltams ir izoliuos j\u0105 virtuv\u0117je. O tuo metu jo \u017emona, kuri buvo dvigubai u\u017e j\u012f platesn\u0117, ramiai i\u0161\u0117jo \u012f kiem\u0105, pa\u0117m\u0117 ko\u010d\u0117l\u0105 ir taip \u201eintegravosi” Josefui \u012f pakau\u0161\u012f, kad tas tris dienas mat\u0117 ne tik \u201eOre\u0161nik” raketas, bet ir vis\u0105 Pauk\u0161\u010di\u0173 Tak\u0105.<\/p>\n

Jis klausia: \u201eAr mes leisime tai likti nepasteb\u0117ta?” Na, pone ministre, tai tas pats, kas klausti, ar pasteb\u0117sime, kai mums \u012f kambar\u012f \u012fva\u017eiuos garve\u017eys. \u017dinoma, kad pasteb\u0117sime! Tik va b\u0117da – pasteb\u0117ti tai viena, o sulaikyti garve\u017e\u012f plikomis rankomis, kai pats esi apsiav\u0119s tik \u0161lepet\u0117mis, yra visai kitas reikalas.<\/p>\n

O d\u0117l t\u0173 \u201ery\u017eting\u0173 veiksm\u0173” ir \u201etvirt\u0173 saugumo garantij\u0173”… Tai man primena m\u016bs\u0173 kapelion\u0105 Kac\u0105. Jis irgi kiekvien\u0105 sekmadien\u012f kareiviams suteikdavo \u201etvirtas garantijas”, kad jie pateks tiesiai \u012f dang\u0173, jei tik narsiai kris u\u017e imperatori\u0173. Bet kai tik prasid\u0117davo tikras ap\u0161audymas, kapelionas pirmas l\u012fsdavo po ve\u017eimu ir ten taip \u201eizoliuodavosi”, kad net Dievas jo nerasdavo.<\/p>\n

Ministras nori, kad JT Saugumo Taryba ir NATO taryba dabar su\u0161aukt\u0173 pos\u0117d\u012f? Tai, mano galva, nuostabi mintis! Pos\u0117d\u017eiai yra labai sveika. Ten visi susirenka, i\u0161geria kavos, susir\u016bpin\u0119 pakalba ir nusprend\u017eia, kad situacija yra \u201elabai rimta”.<\/p>\n

Tai beveik tas pats, kas gydyti sutrai\u0161kyt\u0105 koj\u0105 \u0161lapiais kompresais ir raminam\u0105ja malda – koja vis tiek p\u016bva, bet u\u017etat kaip dvasingai skamba procesas!<\/p>\n

Taigi ponas ministras gal\u0117t\u0173 \u012f tuos socialinius tinklus ra\u0161yti da\u017eniau. Kol ten ra\u0161oma, kad reikia \u201epalau\u017eti karo ma\u0161in\u0105”, visi kiti, kurie tas ma\u0161inas vairuoja, gali ramiai sau derybas vesti kaip toliau vairuoti.<\/p>\n

Juk pasaulyje visada turi b\u016bti ka\u017ekas, kas garsiai \u0161aukia \u201epirmyn!”, kol kiti tyliai traukiasi atgal, kad nety\u010dia \u012f bal\u0105 ne\u012flipt\u0173.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"2 nuotr. Po eilinio pasisakymo socialiniame tinkle URM vadovas K\u0119stutis Budrys sulauk\u0117 kand\u017ei\u0173 pasteb\u0117jim\u0173. Eltos nuotr. \u00a0 Ai\u0161ku,…\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":83271,"comment_status":"","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[15],"tags":[25,17747,30,31,1501,34,35,17749,24,1200,32,33,37,39,36,38,40,141,23,22,3430,44,28,29,119,17748,26,27,360,1502,74,75,76],"class_list":["post-83270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","category-pasaulis","tag-antrastes","tag-bickauskas","tag-breaking-news","tag-breakingnews","tag-budrys","tag-featured-news","tag-featurednews","tag-hasekas","tag-headlines","tag-jt","tag-latest-news","tag-latestnews","tag-lietuva","tag-lietuviu","tag-lithuania","tag-lithuanian","tag-lt","tag-nato","tag-naujienos","tag-news","tag-oresnik","tag-pasaulis","tag-populiariausios-naujienos","tag-populiariausiosnaujienos","tag-rusija","tag-sveikas","tag-top-stories","tag-topstories","tag-ukraina","tag-urm","tag-world","tag-world-news","tag-worldnews"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"https:\/\/pubeurope.com\/@lt\/115893074958729204","error":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=83270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/83270\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/83271"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=83270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=83270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.europesays.com\/lt\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=83270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}